I have always wondered… who is actually out there reading my blog. You know… it is a big ass internet, the list can be endless.
I personally know some of my visitors, and have made numerous friends through this blog as well, but most are still anonymous to me, as they come and leave without a sign. I can only get a glimpse of their presence through the site statistics which don’t tell me shit.
That is why I initiated this page, for my site visitors to leave their marks and perhaps, their identity, just so I can get an inkling (or perhaps bask…) on how far have my words reached out there in the cyberspace.
So, people, I hope you can do me a favor here. Leave a message. Let me know who you are. Tell me about yourself if you can… and in exchange for your kindness, I’m gonna give you this virtual blanket blessing – *ZING* – to have a 10% longer orgasm the next time you wallop your partner (or getting walloped by your partner).
Thanks and thanks a lot.
Just randomly pass by ur blog & find it quite amusing!!
1st time passing by..
Hi Mike,
Long time reader, first time post. I remember when I discovered your blog 3-4 years ago; I was a lowly IT analyst working on night shifts with your blog for company. Now, I still enjoy reading your blog, especially ur ranting.I was so worried that fatherhood will somehow mellow you don’t. Guess it didn’t eh? Keep it up…don’t pussie out on us dude!
Hi Michael,
i’m a long time reader of your blog. Just wanna ask permission to link your blog to mine. Can ma?
I hate you, because I’m addicted to your crap..ahahaha…
from a KL born noob blogger in his mid 20′s..
hey dude, i’m from penang. an engineering student.
love your writings. keep up the job!
yosh. i’ve seen your articles plagiarized somewhere else so i decided to google your work. nice read. used to write fanzine for the underground scene before it died. i’m supposed to compile all my writings but too damn lazy to haul ass and retype/ design a site for it.
now i just write stuff about whatever cross my mind. most of it moping about dead relationships.
cheers. got facebook?
Hey, I love your blog ;)
Naser Belial,
Israel, Nazareth.
been reading ur blog on n off since my uni time,.
Ethan Foo, Investment Banker
Kuantan Pahang
I am a girl. I am not a boy. That’s because I am a girl. A very good girl.
I dream of working with Company X all the time. :P When I actually get there, I intend to be working next to the awesome YOU and your bunch of retarded colleagues.
Dude from JB. Love your site. Tell it like it is! Ada oomph!
Your ex-lover. Never really got over you and is still madly in love. Will continue to read about you and hopefully catch a glimpse of you in company X.
I like how u expressed urself in words. love ur sense of humour too :D
a dude from n9,bt currently stuck in a no man land far from the heaven. jz bump into ur site…kinda like it. great job~
dude, you’re one funny guy. i think i can relate to you in some ways. i meet retards all the time. ahaks. you can shoot them all you want but they never seem to be able to die huh?
keep rocking man.
Ur blog is fucking cool.. kinda like it.. i come in when i search for the meaning of PUNTEK in google …
like the way u blog :)
Your blog rocks!
I am Michael … Tsen. I blog on 21st century’s personal finance :D
Passing by – nice blog.
Cheers !
Thoroughly enjoy reading your blog with that wicked sense of humour. Love that narrating skills of yours. Living so far away from Malaysia, its gives me a sense of home whenever I read your articles be it about work, family or things that you did when you were a kid. Don’t need no fancy pictures to impress, in your case, words are good enough.
Married guy currently in JB, still studying. Just happened to google PAS and your blog came up at no. 1, so couldn’t resist entering to have a look. Keep it up!
came across ur blog thru another avid reader. think ur writing is brilliant. wit and sarcasm always makes my day. thanks~!
Loves your sarcasm and honesty.
Been reading your blog for the past 3 years when I was doing my Mech Eng. I’m a Malaysian too Michael!
Adelaide, Australia
Saw someone reading your site in my college library.
I leaned over and the article that he was reading (the lion king shit one) caught my eye. I thought it was darn funny, and read on until the guy caught me sneaking a peek and turned his laptop away.
I then realized my own laptop was sitting right in front of me, so i continued reading from then on, until this day.
Good stuff.
err..i just landed from mars. was given your link to lighten my day earlier..and hey, damn..i staying here man..you just made my day… :)
been meaning to comment something on your page, but seems you’re quite strict with the comment function, no?
Funny how anger can be so amusing. If I ever ever, need to in anyway, have business relations with you. I’ll make sure I come in a tight skirt and show some cleavage and NEVER, I MEAN NEVER, to ever step on your tail.
Found your blog from other viewtru. All Hail King Michael.
I was reading your blog the whole day at the office because I had a period of mental retardation crunching numbers.
Love your blog and every bit of it.
I was paid a lot of money yesterday reading your blog :)
Yo! Nice blog, crashed into it which searching experience. Me from Sarawak, a shitty place with hot chicks :P. Keep your good work up!!
just browse abt Penang, and one leads to another then found your blog is interesting, so added you to my’favourite’ ;)
Only 10%? :P
A silent reader here for almost four years. Your writing inspired me A LOT. Thanks for all these years of inspiration and excitement, Michael.
Love the cynicism.
Was reading Tim Tiah’s page and he mentioned you. So here i am going thru your writings page by page. Love it by the way. i see that there’s no ads.
No Advertisement. That’s for sure, is a good thing. Not like some sod off bloggers who’ll stuff ads in their blog (and dare to call themselves ‘blogger of the year’, etc). Keep up the good work man…!
ur blog rocks….keep it up…alcoholic guy from kl
Totally wicked sense of humor and wit. Love it !
I stumbled over your blog, I quite like it but you seem quite angry. Anyway, I would like to read more but it is difficult as reading white text with a black background is very difficult for most, the white text is left imprinted on the retina or something ‘sciency’ in the eye making me feel nacius. I cannot spell nacuis properly. Please change the bacground colour.
love, me
ex boss – Here’s the deal: you improve your English and IQ, I change my background. (it’s spelled as ‘nauseous’ by the way. worship me.)
i hate u and u r a fcking idiot. i realize u just wanna make friends but do itsome other way.
UR HATR – Well, fuck off then.
5 words to describe your blog – daring, intriguing, gripping , opinionated and spellbinding(because you have the “skull” logo on your website)? lol…
Totally love the post on best way to torture a cat!! not that i do that, but i appreciate that kind of humour. :D
I just googled “Bitch at work” to see who else had experienced the crap that I have. I ended up on this site.
Women only behave that badly because society makes them feel invulnerable. As a guy I would never speak to another guy the way these girls do, unless I was fully prepared to get into a physical confrontation. There should be a service where you can hire some big-ass dike to slap these women for you every time they’re rude. Surely this exists? Surely…
ah.. I’m just a regular web prowler on the loose, looking for intelligent blogs, which is kind of like looking for intelligent life in space.
it is a rare combination you have here, a great blog and a penang-based one at that.
Kudos and looking to see more great posts from you!
accidentaly found your website . nice ;)
I hate penangnites. get away you penangnites. bunch of fools. KL ROCKS FTW!!!
Hate you penangnites speaking retarded hokkien and bm. go learn proper hokkien and bm and stop boasting about your good results.
Rocks from KL,
Well, just fuck off then.