I have always wondered… who is actually out there reading my blog. You know… it is a big ass internet, the list can be endless.
I personally know some of my visitors, and have made numerous friends through this blog as well, but most are still anonymous to me, as they come and leave without a sign. I can only get a glimpse of their presence through the site statistics which don’t tell me shit.
That is why I initiated this page, for my site visitors to leave their marks and perhaps, their identity, just so I can get an inkling (or perhaps bask…) on how far have my words reached out there in the cyberspace.
So, people, I hope you can do me a favor here. Leave a message. Let me know who you are. Tell me about yourself if you can… and in exchange for your kindness, I’m gonna give you this virtual blanket blessing – *ZING* – to have a 10% longer orgasm the next time you wallop your partner (or getting walloped by your partner).
Thanks and thanks a lot.
yo! Val here. Been reading your blog for a couple of months now. You’ve got some pretty interesting stuffs to read. I wouldn’t mind stopping by here everyday cuz your blog always crack me up. Keep it up yeah! Two thumbs up for ya. Cheers!
Enjoy reading your blog! Keep it up man.
SR from a kingdom far far away, who’s also from Bolehland.
Been reading your blog for the past 2 years. Pretty bad ass stuff dude. Hahah just wanted you to know that i love the smell of petroll too. i once inhaled so much of it till my fucking nose cells died. had a high fever and sneeved out bloody mucus. the smell of cheap plastic school bags rocks too dude
I stumbled onto your blog recently. I find it interesting and real and very Malaysian and allows me to keep track of changes back home. Let’s hope Bolehland improves (it was a bit better before I left…maybe I should go back) cos I’ll hate to see it become another Indonesia.
I’ve been reading your blog for the past 2 years but never post any comment before. If you read Joez blog you should know who I am by looking up for my nickname (I work at your so call “Company X” previously before joining my current employer).
been reading for a while, combing through your archives even :P
totally love your raw sarcasism and candid posts about your family.
Take care and Keep writing!
aiyo, i can’t remember when i started reading your blog….but its years ago lah.
best blogger in malaysia, i must say! my fav blog from you got to be the one with AIDS public services speech in Malay – hilarious..!!
well, keep up the good work mike..
I started to read your blog a year ago then i stopped. Don’t ask me why. Now i am back to read your blog! Keep it up! By the way, I am from KL and still a struggling student.
omg XD What the hell have i just seen?!
Randomnes led me to this thing and oh well I’m smiling…
hi, i’m armandd, 24, from perak. recently graduated from usm and currently unemployed. your company have vacancy for electronic/mechatronic engineer ah? hehe.. found your blog from the infamous loctormayat.
Hi Michael!
I was browsing the Internet looking for a Wok, when I came across your blog on how to make eggs. They looked so perfect so I decided to read the whole thing. It turned out to be very imformative and amusing. I guess I will be coming back to read the rest of your blogs.
Liz
I m DLux who is a Msian staying in Luxembourg. Reading ur blog makes me feel home sick. I m not sure others agree with me but u kinna sound like Richard Ng from MixFM. More sarcastic but i like! Ur blog is not as boring as other teenagers’. Mature but fun ;)
hi just found ur blog from googling malaysia top blogger. well done..
I read your blog for fun…its almost exactly what I think (re: retards)
I’m from Malacca now studying in Australia. Some Malaysian retards even end up here causing immense grief. Together with Singaporean ah lians and ah bengs. *sigh*
YOU ROCK. keep up the good work ownin mat rempits and all the other malaysian nutters.
by the way im malaysian too and migrated to australia ( FREEDOM AT LAST!!!!)
GO MAN!!
A good friend recommended your blog to me a year ago and i have been an avid fan ever since. Your blog is my daily cuppa. Never fail to crack me up. sabahan, 27 yo, doing sales for telco.
hello. i know about ur blog through a friend. :D
hi, heard bout u from a friend n ended up reading your blog every day.. u rili made my day, thanx mikey..
Quinn,mechanical engineering student,3rd year in Monash University,from KL
Annabelle Lim, 18 from Kuching. Now studying in Australia.
I just discovered your blog today and it is AWESOME! Keep on blogging! =)
just an artist in a 5 piece band Incubus, do not know if u might know but hey i am a reader too. A little unusual about the journals you blog, probably just the cultural difference.
I’m Ray, from before. Would appreciate you changing my link ;) Looks like this time you’re not as fast. Heh.
I read your blog for your satirical observations. You sound mean at times, but I guess that’s what this blog’s about isn’t it. Love reading about your experience with baby Regine-it shows a different side of you. Keep up the good work!
Hi,this is my first time browsing through your blog as well as reading it.I found your blog through Zia Yee’s blog.I’ll continue reading and not forgetting – I’m Pei Ching
why do you link to people who link to you? just asking.. hehe..
Hi, I’m new here. Just found your blog with “penang bridge accident case” keywords at Google. My name, as my blog, pbcam = pbcam.blogspot.com
i came. i saw. i’m still loving it.
keep rawking,
jerry. singapore.
yeah, Japan. luv it. very original.
Been visiting ur blog on and off and i still liked it very much!Keep it up man.I’m fucking linking you~!
Jai here.
Mummy reads this blog too !
My colleague sent me a link to your post about “smelly armpits” and it was fuckin’ hilarious. I’m in the technical writing line of work and that can be quite boring. Reading your stuff rocks~! I like your expressive writting style…gives my brain a re-charge now and then. Keep it comin’ man~!
Adrian here, 32 male from Selangor.
Hello, I read your blog from time to time and I am currently living in the U.S. Reading the shit you go through at work sometimes makes me dread going back to Malaysia to work in the near future.
I am Reena, 27, working in an investment company in twin towers kl. My colleague sent me a link on ‘Romantis Di Sebalik Belukar’ and I get hooked with your writing since then. I am still reading your blog archives, a very good reading for my teabreak ;))
Not bad…..i will visit again in the future. Currently a student in Uni of Sunderland, UK. Have a nice day, cheers~^^
Love your blog.. very inspiring.. keep it up .. cheers !
Hi, just found yur blog today from Kimberlycun> Jesscet > Titoki > here.
Immediately, I got really caught up with yur entries and I am even reading yur past entries! Can’t explain the attraction but I just simply enjoy reading them though I am supposed to me memorizing notes for tomorrow’s paper. Ugh.
A little about me. I usually use ‘Jessica K.’ as my name when I leave comments at ppl’s blog (those I don’t know personally). I don’t usually link my blog because I don’t see the need to as it is just another banal blog. I am 23 and currently doing my degree, major in Accounts and Finance. I am from Puchong, Selangor. I love to read (and blogs is one of my favourite reading material) but I hate textbooks.
Can’t wait for finish my last two papers and indulge in yur past entries. Sorry for the lengthy comment, I am very cheong hei wan. LOL.
Cheers.
Hi. Found your blog through minishorts’. I’m a Mrs Looi, so no worry that I will mistake your Ooi with a Looi. Haha! Enjoy reading your blog. Cheers.
haha! i’ve read a few lines of 1 of ur blogs. and ACCIDENTALLY clicked ‘whoareyou?’. and i was brought here. urm. i think we both crap. a lot. cheers! JEANO! i saw u! nyahahha. peace.
Ironic though it may sound, I want to name my second baby (a boy) Michael.. who coincidentally share your surname. So, wanting to know how other Michael Oois out there are doing in their life, i googled for Michael Ooi.. and voila, i stumbled upon your neat and sarcastic lil website. :)
Yes.. i will not change my mind… Michael Ooi it will be !
Sue Ann – Hahah, I’m sure you made a right choice naming him Michael. There are a lot of great people who goes by the name ‘Michael’ in this world. (but he’ll be even more awesome if his surname’s “Ooi”)
Congrats for your newborn!
LOVE YOUR STUPID BLOG
Love your blog! It makes me laugh. Especially love the 62% evil. lol.
To answer your question – I’m a 26 yr old American (most recently from Utah) who is attending the University of Sydney (AUS) to get a Masters Degree in Peace and Conflict. Not sure what other info you’d like but that’s a start. :)
thanks for sharing your blog!
hey mike,
i’m kelly..ur ex-colleague. but of cuz they were too many employees for u to know me. left the company 2 1/2yrs back.
admire ur wit. keep it going.
i only got to know your blog today! you’re a pride to mankind dude!
those who do not like you, go ‘tiu’ themselves or….’pei yan tiu’
CHEERS!
hi! i just discover your blog today… i’m surprise bcuz your name and surname is similar with my friend’s~ jackpot! support your blog^.^
i am a modern slave working in shanghai, i am addicted to 2 bloggers:
1 being michaelooi, the other would be zewt (http://zewt.blogspot.com/).
Great blog!! genuine and funny – wish to have something like this of my own but since you are doing it, and bloody good at it, why me bothered? :P
[Patrick Tang] – geek lives in Kajang
Superb blog, Michael! Just got wind of it today and I’m hooked :D