I have always wondered… who is actually out there reading my blog. You know… it is a big ass internet, the list can be endless.
I personally know some of my visitors, and have made numerous friends through this blog as well, but most are still anonymous to me, as they come and leave without a sign. I can only get a glimpse of their presence through the site statistics which don’t tell me shit.
That is why I initiated this page, for my site visitors to leave their marks and perhaps, their identity, just so I can get an inkling (or perhaps bask…) on how far have my words reached out there in the cyberspace.
So, people, I hope you can do me a favor here. Leave a message. Let me know who you are. Tell me about yourself if you can… and in exchange for your kindness, I’m gonna give you this virtual blanket blessing – *ZING* – to have a 10% longer orgasm the next time you wallop your partner (or getting walloped by your partner).
Thanks and thanks a lot.
Hi.. I’m Lip from Sabah
Hie i’m Lim from pg. Living in the same apartment as u, i think.
F 16 Penang. Yeah,I know this sounds like a bloody IRC intro.
Anyway,love your blog for its…disarming honesty? That’s one way to put it :P
Hi michael, been a here a few times… ur best posts by far are those of regine’s!
i’m 26 and not blogging coz am oredi writing for a living (y@wn).
hi, got here just by coincidence, someone put ur blog in a forum and i got it by change… n i just read your posts…kinda impress and open up my mind.. keep it up, really looks up in u..
someone who reads ur blog almost everyday.
and congratulations!!! hope its not too late, regine’s cute.
btw, i’ve just started my own blog recently. would like to ask u if i can add u in my page.
tracy – Sure, why not? ;)
And thanks for dropping by
thought u might wanna drop by my blog too :-
tracybadtz.blogspot.com
:)
Yo Mike, just stumbled onto your blog recently and I’ve been hooked since. Presently going through your achives on your previous bullshits, Yup, I’m not about to miss a single piece of your amazing compositions.
Like you, I’m also from Penang. I also have characters like “Rob”, “Dildo”, “Panda”, etc in my office, so I can emphathize with a lot of the stuff you write about.
Keep up the good work dude !
Hi Im Archibald .. call me cibol for short. I’m from Bintulu, sarawak .. but working in KL. Enjoyed reading your blog. Keep it up. =)
Waddup Mike!
You should have your own series man. I thoroughly enjoy your blog. Keep it up!
I’m a sexy 25-year-old doctor from Kuching. I don’t reveal my name (I don’t even bother faking it!)
I don’t blog. I doubt I will. Got to know about your blog by accident (not that I regret it!). To hell with what the retards think about your blog. You rock!
P/s: Too bad u’re taken or I would love to play doctor with u
Mike. I don’t know if you remember me or not but I used to own sicrone.blogspot.com. You helped me out with the layout (some Grim Reaper in the background) and we used to occassionally chat in ICQ.
Hope to see your feedback in my blog? Or MSN me?
Either way, I wish you well. :)
Stumbled on your blog when I was going through someone’s blog and has been a quiet visitor since.
Like your writing style and enjoyed all the bullshits too *grin* also, the page design is kewl.
Must say this as well… Regine is adorable… can I get her to meet my Darrius??? *hiakz*
I love reading about your family. Your daughter is beautiful, thank you for sharing your experiences with us. It helps me remember what it was like to have a little one. It makes me wish I had paid more attention when I had the chance. It reminds me not to miss those moments now even though they are almost grown. Thank you.
I hope you don’t mind that I linked you to my site.
Hey. I love reading your blog. Your english is just excellent. Your writting style is great too. You sound quite knowledgable. Anyway check out my blog too. Glad to know your blog. I can’t remember how I find it. But I’m quite a faithful reader. Been reading for the past 3 months or something. I can’t remember.
I’m motherndaughter from Singapore :D
Hey there!
Just a student passing by!
U’re the top on my favorite bookmark :)
Hi Mike, Jon here. Got your blog address when I was working in LA from an american dude there. I got back just a couple of months ago to take up a job back here at home. Keep up the good writing.
Emm… got your URL from shaolintiger. First time ere tho.. nice rants….
Any idiot that thinks golf is a sport should be publicly tarred and feathered,and should also have; “I’ma retard”, engraved upon their forehead. It’s amazing that you can create so much crap from that pee-brain of yours and place it in the form of a blog and be satisfied with yourself. You are obviously very self centered and even possibly think that your opinions matter. I can only hope you get hit by a bus, tossed mid air onto opposing traffic, only to be crushed and mangled by a mack truck. If you and I worked in the same building and you were to be condescending with me, I would punch you in the face until you went down, crying like the little bitch that you are. Someone needs to kick the fucking shit out of you and teach you respect: boy!
Serpico – Thanks for the comment. I must say, I’m thrilled… really. I’ve met a lot of retards, but all of them are just… you know… being retards. They aren’t biologically kosher…
You are the first biologically retarded blog reader to have ever commented here. It’s an honour to have you here.
Cheers.
Love your blog… And Regine is going to be one hot babe in the near future… Better start worrying about the boys now…
-penny, 17, KL-
Some nice stuff you got over here.
Simple but sweet.
:D
hey dude! nice posts u have there! :D
hey Michael! Wendy, KL, 32. came across your blog while reading another’s. your writings are interestingly funny… haha! keep up the good work! :)
Just found your blog, it’s a gem. Based in suburbia USA but originally from Penang. Would love to exchange links with you. Do reply.
Hi Michael,i love yr blog.it can bring me laugh whenever i come in.wat about create a topic which’s regarding a “triangular relationship”?
ps.:sorry,my email address above’s fake.
I did link you because I like your entries as they’re written in a personal point of view. Like the jokes, be it dry or sarcastic. Keep it up :)
Cheers.
Hi, Rory here.
20 years old from MMU Cyberjaya studying Creative Multimedia. Seems to me you have quite a number of MMU students as your avid readers.
got to know about your blog from my friend and I forwarded it to my bf who took a liking to your blog as well and seems to me that he got influenced to write like you. We are co-writing a blog together btw. :D Thanks so much for all the laughs I get everyday from your blog :)
singye here..
U’ve got a nice blog :)
nice blog..super-fuckin cool…. and oh..do bithc more ya!! its good for health! lmaoo
Found ur blog from some link that i forgot. Anyway, enjoy reading it.
Eric here, no blogging, just reading & commenting my 2 cent’s worth.
Office, Sunway Tunas area. Residence, Tg. Bunga.
Keep up!
Found your blog by searching “Evil Sister”. Those are some family ties you’ve got there…
totally enjoy reading ur blog…especially those evil thingy..good luck~
here my link to my blog..
http://kokbenglife.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/
Hey, didnt realise you linked me until i checked out your links page! Glad to think that michaelooi thinks i’m cool enough to be linked!
Your blog is fuckin’ vulgar…which makes it all the more honest.
Keep up the good work cussin’, i’m learning loads of nice words from you! :D
~hashie
Known this site by a friend of mine because I was bored.
This site has good honest writings that are not fabricated. Keep it up.
I am from Malaysia, now in California.
Hi Michael, I’m from Seberang Perai, now in Sungai Petani. Came to your blog some time back from hopping around. You always make me laugh!
Greetings, I am LB from Singapore
A Penang friend recommended your blog to me for fun reading.
Love your sarcasm, descriptive writing style and kickass use of profanities. Unique and original, definitely more entertaining than most blogs (the ‘Rage’ category is just awesome! HAHA!).
Thanks and keep it up! YAM SENG !!
Hi, just drop by to read ur blog.
From Penang
Keep up the good job ;)
dulcinea frm KL but living in London. just started reading your blog again and its been mind-blowing. why did i ever stop?
joe, 24, KL, born in penang, running my own business.
Suddenly came accross your blog site juz now, man….u rox! meow meow
Me and my fiancee really enjoy (still enjoying) “how u get Emily” story, antigravity *winks*
Continue writing…added into favourite..lol
Hello Michael and LOLoi-readers,
I come from France, and non, do not wear tall pointed blue hat. Got the same weird email about $15,000,000,000 and googled it. You answered him just like I woulda, and so started reading your posts. Like being inside a friend’s head, no need talk, just read his thoughts…
I have too much life to live to spend much time doing that. Kids, work, parties, n’such.
Aloha and Mele Kalimaka!
G.
what can i say that hasn’t been said? Happy new year from Bengbeng here : Sibu. My blog is exactly 1 month old today and only today i discover yr blog by accident and got a chance to read it. :)chance to read it. :)
happy new year
love the way you write, love the way you lambaste, love the way you use profanities. so yea.. you’re a great blogger… guess i’ll be hanging in your blog for a long time..hehe
oh and another thing…love the fact that you’re from penang… i’m from there too
im currently taking a foundation in engineering course in MMU in Malacca
I enjoy reading about your moments of rage! You should get angry more often!
Cool.. Blogg on…
Your rants are funny…
you blog way funny! definitely will link you ^^