I have always wondered… who is actually out there reading my blog. You know… it is a big ass internet, the list can be endless.
I personally know some of my visitors, and have made numerous friends through this blog as well, but most are still anonymous to me, as they come and leave without a sign. I can only get a glimpse of their presence through the site statistics which don’t tell me shit.
That is why I initiated this page, for my site visitors to leave their marks and perhaps, their identity, just so I can get an inkling (or perhaps bask…) on how far have my words reached out there in the cyberspace.
So, people, I hope you can do me a favor here. Leave a message. Let me know who you are. Tell me about yourself if you can… and in exchange for your kindness, I’m gonna give you this virtual blanket blessing – *ZING* – to have a 10% longer orgasm the next time you wallop your partner (or getting walloped by your partner).
Thanks and thanks a lot.
You won’t like me.
i’m jimmy from penang but currently in JB.
addictive! ;)
mate. you legend.
Alicia in KL :)
frostier. i come to claim my present.
heLLo~! I’m fUnfUn. YOur blog is interesting~!! ^^
Lily, Alor Star, 35, mother of 2. Ha! Currently holding a 2 months’ worth of readership and way to go. =)
:) updated with my bloggie..
i do hv a couple of blogs.. which takes me quite long enuf to update them.. but this is the one which i made public
XD
funny. from au.
hey, this site is awesome
hello! :) i’m ellie. fascinating blog, you have. :)
Hey there, I’m Amber Amethryne, in my late 20s and work in KL (not my state of origin). I enjoy reading your blog.
Yes, fuck me for not liking your music collection. But I think you have a fucking good photo collection. From HK!!!
hi. Shirley from JB here. Found your blog while blog hopping. Nice blog.. will come back to visit soon.. All the BEST!
I’m Jerry from Kuching…stumbled onto your site when i was searching for the origin of the name Melaka. got wad i wanted …really enjoyed your witty posts and your sense of humour…keep it up mate!
Actually, the first time i came to your blog was through Dr. Liew blog referred by a friend. All the while, i used to think that you are ” Michelle Ooi” rather than Michael Ooi, until you clarify it. Pai seh.
Keep up with your blogging style, it has been quite entertaining.
Hi, i enjoy reading your blog. found yours through dr.liew’s blog. A malaysian mother of two currently living in Shenzhen. Keep up the good work.
Hi William here and who has been at your blog for almost a year…
Well, for me work in office has no life and always wish for a pay raise… rather eat and sleep…
Linked to your blog for a second time from the random blogs I frequent. Leaving a note here as you requested. You indeed have a lot of traffic. Good job.
Edgar from PJ.. It’s a routine to check out ur blog everyday.. reading ur blog is like eating rice ler.. lol! keep it up! =)
Jess frm Penang. Excellent blogging job, lurve the way you coin your words, evil but fun! LOLz
Hi, just get to know the existence of this blog. Very interesting!! I m breezy. Wondering wats ur profession? Y there are no pics of urs and ur partner? God bless!
from KL~ love your blog!
Been reading since April 2005. :)
found u frm link frm loctormayat. nice read
Hi !!
EinsamSoldat, of Pg Island, a canton guy who is a PenangKia (who says only hockkien lives in Pg, eat ur words)
Anyway enjoy ur articles, as how GWB says “Bring ‘em On!!”
Hi, laura was here…from Holland!
Check my blog!
Hey Mikey,
Honestly your blogs suck big time. Its just a load of horse shit.
Aiya…just kidding lah. Love your blog. Read it everytime when I’ve got nothing much to do at the office. Keep up the good work.
Truly enjoy reading your blog. So real and it’s quite funny at times… Keep up the good work! P.S. Went thru the entire section on “2-of-us” but there isn’t a single pict of you and Emily? Hehe
BWAHAHAHAHA…. Still loving this site.
Hi Michael,
Imran from KL. Regular visitor to your blog and wished I could be as sarcastic as you.
Cheers!
hi… i’m a klang person..
i came here while looking up on proton savvy
like the sarcastic-ness of ur blog
it’s enjoyable
-tata
lalalala
Hi Michael,
Bong from Sarawak. Currently working as ‘high class technician’ (another description of an engineer) in Puchong, Selangor, Engineer sux big time :D :D :D Love your blog!
I come and go like the wind…
Ok…to be honest, I somewhat found out about your blog somewhere… and decided to add your blog’s link into mine coz it’s interesting to read your posts :)
Hehehe happy blogging ^^
hi michael, derek here. soon-to-be engineer, currently at utm. enjoy your blog…cheers.
a soon-to-be engineer too (hopefully) and I really love the way you write though sometimes it’s like …62% evil :P
beautiful mp3 collection.
electronica empire forever.
Miss reading your evil blog while I’m in ns.. heheh.
hi im malcolm ,18 from kl
nice blog
Great blog. Enjoyed reading them everyday during my working hours ;) If it’s not becoz of ur blog, I would be bored to death. Thanx to u…
Hi Michael, I’m a student from Singapore! (: Nice blog!
Hello. V v nu indeed at michaelooi.net though have heard about you long, long time already [i think it's you]. V v enjoyable here, always amused. Though I steer clear off people as teruk as you, but I still find you totally bearable. Your disclaimers are self-explanatory. It’s too bad our society responds better toward rudeness.
Leash out this way, rather than making the rest of the physical environment suffer. Cheerio!
u – damm fucker. u r not m’sian idol, but m’sian fucker!
u use the most ‘fuck’ in m’sian blogs.
good job, fucker
Hi,
You are such a homophobic person.
You must be a bloody coward guy, fearing Pondans.
either you are one of them or have some percentage of homosexuality you that gave you this Paranoia.
I know men like you hahahahahahah
Remember God is Great,
One of your Sons may be come worst than a PONDAN in future.
I have came across someone like you.And he got his KARMA…be prepared. hope u sleep well.
Hi christina,
As coward as I may be, at least I didn’t go around giving fucked up self absorbing theological opinions anonymously in some strangers’ blogs, just because I can’t get the gist of taking things lightly on the internet.
Why don’t you save it up for yourself, cunt… (I hope you’re a believer in karma yourself)
In Canada. From PJ. 16. Female. Sane.
Hi. I’m Sandra and i’m in Melbourne at the mo. Been reading this blog for a verrryyy longgg time now. You’re quite popular here amongst the Melbourne students =) Thanks for making us smile =)
I’m Jason. Got ur address from BlogsMalaysia and Titoki.
Keep it up!
Just happened to stumble upon your blog…and I enjoy reading it! Nice =)