who are you?

I have always wondered… who is actually out there reading my blog. You know… it is a big ass internet, the list can be endless.

I personally know some of my visitors, and have made numerous friends through this blog as well, but most are still anonymous to me, as they come and leave without a sign. I can only get a glimpse of their presence through the site statistics which don’t tell me shit.

That is why I initiated this page, for my site visitors to leave their marks and perhaps, their identity, just so I can get an inkling (or perhaps bask…) on how far have my words reached out there in the cyberspace.

So, people, I hope you can do me a favor here. Leave a message. Let me know who you are. Tell me about yourself if you can… and in exchange for your kindness, I’m gonna give you this virtual blanket blessing – *ZING* – to have a 10% longer orgasm the next time you wallop your partner (or getting walloped by your partner).

Thanks and thanks a lot.

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432 Comments to “who are you?”

  1. Zizi says:

    Holy fuck mate, I just randomly found your blog… Plain fucken awesome, keep at it, definitely will be coming back for more.

  2. SK says:

    Like to read your blog.. you just can’t seems to stop fucking at anything.. well, to me it’s educational.. haha. keep it up! i mean keep up the fucking thingy!
    Btw, I read about your mom passing on, i am sorry and please accept my condolence.

  3. Vimala says:

    Hi! Cool blog ! Keep up the good work. I sure will come back home.

  4. fiendly says:


    yep. still around [sorta].

    paying tribute to the[/my] original[/firstever] blorgmentorsifu.

    p.s. somehow my [inofficial] storytellingmentorsifu was eventually a virgo too. (coincidence)

  5. J.Liew says:

    you fucking rude prick.awesome.

  6. Anna says:

    Welcome to company T! From the traffic post, I now know we are working in the same company. :P

  7. Alan says:

    Been a reader for years now. Malaysian, educated locally as engineer, struggling to make ends meet in Kiasuland now. Your blog is my inspiration.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Well I was just looking for ways to torture cats and I thought I’d say hi, but whatever.

  9. Cathater12000 says:

    Hate cats, but ain’t evil enough to do it myself. Instead I read your methods & let my imagination do all the work.

  10. william wilstroth says:

    Hi Michael,

    Been following your blog since 2005 until today… if your blog provide “Like” or “Share” feature at every entry… I think, probably, I will either like or share the entry out!

    By the way, your latest entry on Unix System by your daughter really make my day! Hahahaha!


  11. Azfer says:

    Man…. I love reading your Fucked up Blogs . Dont stop Please . keep on it.

  12. I laughed my ass off reading some of these posts; you’re either a master troll or an honest man. Either way, you’re cool and your site is great. I would have a beer with you if we were in the same city. I didn’t read your note on KL, but I used to love partying in KL. ;) I’ll be back; thanx for sharing with the world.

  13. Dude says:

    Recent “Kajang Move” prompted me to google up Hee Yit Foong to compare her with DSAI to find out why should I not hate DSAI. Accidently stumbled upon your blog that featured an old article on Hee. Your blog is awesome. Like the way you write. I think we are from the same kind. Keep it up !

  14. lol says:

    Dude. Fuckin inspirational. A sadistic, fresh & humorous perception of life you have.
    So much that i started reading your early entries. EPIC!
    Youll definitely hear from me again.

  15. Butch says:

    Too bad I didn’t find your blog first! Anyway taking a family holiday at Battu Feringghi at one of the overpriced hotels but it does have a nice pool for the kids.

    Btw the horse poo is organic and hopefully should only stick in between your toes just long enough to rinse it off in the pool.

    Visiting family from Sydney. Oh and Australia is a big fucking island as well with some good swimable beaches.

  16. nesh says:

    nice work u piece of fucking useless shit

  17. sunni is dick in tamil also known as kambu

  18. secret.s4 says:

    well my friends cat fucked my hand up hten i was playing dota so i searched for ways to tortue his cat and i found this blog

  19. Adi says:

    Awsm Man, read our xperience with Optra. You just saved my ass. ;)

  20. sgrmse. says:

    crazy late but i’m here now (: herro! just stumbled my way over here. you’re flippin’ hilarious, mate.

  21. I don't think it matters says:

    You have one of the more interesting minds I’ve come across. Most people fit into one category or another. Interesting blog too.


  23. Andy says:

    Jesus Christ! Superb blog mate. Found it when looking for Prius info. Decided to stick around. Boy, was I glad I did. My abs got a good workout. Thanks for the lulz!

  24. Cath says:

    I started reading your blog since i was in secondary school. Since I started working 7 years ago, I stopped it as I sometimes don’t even have time to sleep. I’m having career break now and am glad to find this blog still the same as last time! The blog posts are as cruel yet entertaining as ever :) You are a black humour master IMHO

  25. Mary Jane says:

    Read your blog for a long while. It’s a short getaway for people who are compelled by the society to be civilised all the time. :D

  26. Xiao_zhai says:

    It’s been a while, Michael since I came to your site. I’ve aged quite a bit since the drliew forum era. Hope you are doing well. Merry Christmas and happy new year :)

  27. michaelooi says:

    Hey Xiao_zhai – thanks for dropping by. I’m doing fine I suppose…

  28. Schuan says:

    have been reading your blog since 7 years ago when I was still in university. Now I am still enjoy your writing. Please consider opening a facebook page.

  29. michaelooi says:

    Schuan – Thanks for dropping by. Won’t be setting up any page lar aiya. This site is good enough lor.

  30. Kirsten Rasmussen says:

    Dear Mr Ooi
    My name is Kirsten and I live in Denmark in Northern Europe. In the new year I will be going to Penang. When I was searching for information I found your blog from 2014 about tourists and why they are so stupid. I’ll tell you why: tourists are stupid, because nobody is telling the truth. Because everybody has something to sell: tours, activities, food, shopping etc. They send us all to the same tourist traps and meaningless, overpriced activities. We need some serious information and advice on Penang, what to do and not to do, but that is very hard/impossible to find. Luckily I found your blog, so now I have a good place to start. Thanks for your blog, Mr Ooi

    Happy New Year
    Kirsten Rasmussen

  31. igoncang says:

    The name sez it all! Should have come across your blog years ago when I was younger! Got a Facebook page yet? Don’t do it; you’ll attract all decent people, like mine did. Keep on blogging so I can die young-at-heart.

  32. Kevin from Philadelphia says:

    I’m a 27 year old MBA student in Philadelphia, PA, USA. I found your website because my cunt girlfriend’s cocksucking cat KILLED MY PET HAMSTER this morning – I think you know what post drew me to your website. Cheers mate.

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