who are you?

I have always been wondering… who is actually out there reading my blog. You know… it is a big ass internet, the list can be endless.

I personally know some of my visitors, and have made numerous friends through this blog as well, but most are still anonymous to me, as they come and leave without a sign. I can only get a glimpse of their presence through the site statistics which doesn’t tell me shit.

That is why I initiated this page, for my site visitors to leave their marks and perhaps, their identity, just so I can get an inkling (or perhaps bask…) on how far have my words reached out there in the cyberspace.

So, people, I hope you can do me a favor here. Leave a message. Let me know who you are. Tell me about yourself if you can… and in exchange for your kindness, I’m gonna give you this virtual blanket blessing - *ZING* - to have a 10% longer orgasm the next time you wallop your partner (or getting walloped by your partner).

Thanks and thanks a lot.

#  | michaelooi | Post new comment

334 comments: “who are you?”


  • i like to read your blogs. and i look forward to reading it everyday. i wonder y…

    #  | eee  | December 21st, 2004, 4:12 pm

  • Hi, I’m nexro from KL :)

    #  | nexro  | July 20th, 2005, 2:11 pm

  • Jason Lioh, Malacca, 21, Multimedia University.

    Still enjoy reading your blog. :)

    #  | Jason  | July 20th, 2005, 2:20 pm

  • hi man. i always read your blog and seldom give comments. my nick is desperado1694 or veron 012. i have used both nick in your blod before.im a sarawakian..nice to read your blog..keep it up.

    #  | Anand  | July 20th, 2005, 2:27 pm

  • yaya and u took me off ur blogroll! should I remove your link from my blog too? :P

    #  | fuchsialowe  | July 20th, 2005, 2:29 pm

  • What? Again?
    Okay, my name is viewtru. How do you do? I am a Jedi. Male, str8, not kinky. My favorite movie is Star Wars. I have a Malaysian Idol blog. It’s at http://malaysian-idol.blogspot.com/

    #  | viewtru  | July 20th, 2005, 2:37 pm

  • oli here ;)

    #  | oliviasy  | July 20th, 2005, 3:21 pm

  • hi i have been your blog for quite a while and i find it interesting and funny.. anyway i have just gotten active in this blogging thing only recently. am doing my final year in IT currently. well that is all for now

    #  | amelia  | July 20th, 2005, 3:30 pm

  • Who am I ar? I’m just a random persona in the wide wide realm of cyberspace. Not very interesting, huh? Hmmm, I’m also a nympho now how does that sound? I like your blog la, your entries amuse me.

    #  | Amber  | July 20th, 2005, 3:49 pm

  • Hi,I’m hou.A guy from Batu Pahat.Enjoy reading articles in ur blog.

    #  | hou  | July 20th, 2005, 4:02 pm

  • fuchsia - Where got ? I’ve only moved it to another page due to the growing number of links lar … Click on the “outgoing links” on the left side of the blog ler …

    viewtru - Hehehyeah .. what’s so interesting about Malaysian idol lah …

    the rest - Thanks for exposing yourselves to my bullshits everyday.

    #  | michaelooi  | July 20th, 2005, 4:02 pm

  • hi…
    well, my name is Honey….heard about your blog from a friend in when she was here for a semester…
    little shy to share my link atm…:S
    I find most of what you write amusing and entertaining…and sometimes controversial…but mostly entertaining
    so yea…have a nice day :)

    #  | honey  | July 20th, 2005, 4:04 pm

  • Steven, 33, Graphic Designer, Web, Party goer. I like reading your blog once in a while.. sometimes its cruel.. ok most of the time then… coz I knwo u like compliments

    #  | Steven  | July 20th, 2005, 4:15 pm

  • ethan here…been reading ur blog all this while… keep up the good work…:D

    #  | ethanlow  | July 20th, 2005, 4:18 pm

  • Gene, from KL. Love the way you make use of the ‘fuck’ word. Very creative…

    #  | genedavinci  | July 20th, 2005, 4:34 pm

  • ur stories crack me up..keep me sane..lame eh? tks again tyra from brunei

    #  | tyra  | July 20th, 2005, 4:35 pm

  • hi, i ve been reading ur blog since last year. like your writing style. :-)

    #  | karina  | July 20th, 2005, 4:37 pm

  • Hi, me working with one of the telco company. Been your silent reader since last year. :p

    #  | jujul  | July 20th, 2005, 4:42 pm

  • i am minishorts, 25, kl. you are still my favourite blogger whee whee!

    #  | minishorts  | July 20th, 2005, 4:43 pm

  • jovin here 16, from bp… been reading ur blogs 1 year ago.. nice blog u hav :D

    #  | Jovin  | July 20th, 2005, 4:43 pm

  • Hi..I;m Moniqus from SS2, PJ..i read your blog everyday. Very exciting blog..keep it going!!!

    #  | moniqus  | July 20th, 2005, 4:44 pm

  • hmmmm … it seems that most of you guys are non-bloggers…

    interesting.

    thanks for the comments.

    #  | michaelooi  | July 20th, 2005, 4:55 pm

  • hi, read all your archives coz im too free and its nice to procrastinate by reading funny stories.

    #  | tilia  | July 20th, 2005, 4:59 pm

  • Hi, spoonkin here. Your link is in my blog too. I really enjoy reading your blog due to your english - very solid. Intresting

    #  | spoonkin  | July 20th, 2005, 5:09 pm

  • hello, hi, good morning and good night.

    #  | shanks  | July 20th, 2005, 5:29 pm

  • Hi. I’m kolokmee from Kuching. Home of Drug Tester HB and Kenny Big COCONUTS.

    #  | kolokmee  | July 20th, 2005, 5:35 pm

  • hi there, penglin from Penang. Nice blog. I googled for something, and found this, and was hooked on to it every since. you have this sadistic humourous undertone lying beneath, and subtle sarcasm, entertaining all right. keeps me sane.

    p/s:i dont really have a blog per se, just somewhere i post occassionally when i feel like it.

    #  | penglin  | July 20th, 2005, 5:40 pm

  • Hi, I’m Suanie and your site gives me endless orgasmic spasms everytime I visit! cheerios!

    #  | suanie  | July 20th, 2005, 5:41 pm

  • read your blog for long long time liao ….

    from blogspot until your own site…
    from never know you…until get u to list me…
    then from listing me…until u unlist me

    but no problem..link aiyah..no important

    enjoying my time in your blog…u r a genius in writing… and telling creating crap stories.. hahah

    you should be a writer…. “Pak Gundu and the Evil Pig” or “Dr Evil Neighbour & Miss Housewife” or “The Chronicles of Honda City - the Flower Horn fish”

    hahahahahahaha

    #  | zbjernak  | July 20th, 2005, 5:59 pm

  • Hi,
    Lichard here, yes Lichard.
    24, Cyberjaya.

    Linked to your den from Shanks.
    Introduced your blog to my colleagues and they starting to blog too.

    Now this sounded like a commercial speech…

    Well, keep it up!
    A good place for me to kill my time :P

    #  | Lichard  | July 20th, 2005, 6:08 pm

  • Been reading your blog frequently ever since i stumbled upon it (not difficult- there are many michaelooi links out there).

    #  | Tan Yee Wei  | July 20th, 2005, 6:24 pm

  • Hey Mike!! I’m known as sleeping beauty coz I sleep most of the time and when I’m not, I’m reading your blog… I admire the way you express yourself without any regard to what other ppl think. That’s really cool!! So keep blogging man, I love reading it. =)

    #  | SleepingBeauty  | July 20th, 2005, 6:33 pm

  • I;m a malaysian student currently pursuing a degree in Melbourne. Have been reading your blog since last year. Keep up the good work mate!cheers~!!

    #  | RedLab  | July 20th, 2005, 7:06 pm

  • I am Andi Wu, your blog reader for quite sometimes. From Indonesia.

    #  | surfnux  | July 20th, 2005, 7:30 pm

  • man, how to describe this … this felt kinda like that Maxis advertisement… you know, I’m a doctor… I’m father of a dozen obnoxious kids … I’m a bestiality porn star … shits like that.

    Now that I know you guys aren’t just statistics in my counter, I begin to envision real people enjoying something I enjoy doing. Thanks… I very much needed the boost of morale at this difficult time…

    #  | michaelooi  | July 20th, 2005, 7:53 pm

  • hi.. Joyce from Miri. Been following ur blog quite some time. Controversial but I love it. Damn amusing and i dig ur style man! keep it up!

    cheers! :>

    #  | Jo  | July 20th, 2005, 7:56 pm

  • hi. i’m 19 from sandakan.

    #  | vaway  | July 20th, 2005, 8:05 pm

  • i didnt drop by often but at times your work does exercise my brain…

    #  | louise  | July 20th, 2005, 8:19 pm

  • Din, guy, 22, blogger, Genting.

    Long time no read, but quality is still here. Promise to visit more in the future, since i have your link graphic on my blog.

    #  | Din  | July 20th, 2005, 8:21 pm

  • 8555, 2002 Iswara Aeroback, JB.

    We share the same ill feelings towards to Proton Savvy.

    #  | 8555  | July 20th, 2005, 8:23 pm

  • My blog is defunct, Michigan, USA. The fuck if I know how I got here. I think it was ordered by the court.

    #  | The Macek Collective  | July 20th, 2005, 8:25 pm

  • hi hie, i’m from pj. a fren send me the link to ur site and i’ve been reading ur blogs ever since. enjoy reading ur sarcastic and witty remarks of wat happens around. keep bloggin’ :P

    #  | wy  | July 20th, 2005, 8:26 pm

  • I’m like the rest of your readers.
    However, I will save my breath here because I’m lazy to copy and paste comments left by others.

    #  | khang  | July 20th, 2005, 8:36 pm

  • I never into blog really. I remember I came across your site and read few of your post… the time was 1.30 am and I had to force myself to bed because it is weekdays and I gotta work. Er… the time then was 5.48 am.

    I was converted that morning. ESBS. Chinese. Klang. Selangor. Male. Virgin.

    #  | Early Stage Beef Stew  | July 20th, 2005, 9:04 pm

  • Hi, i m ricky here from penang. been reading ur blog everyday but rarely post comments… keep up the good work but how come, nowadays, u din update ur photoblog liao ???

    #  | ricky  | July 20th, 2005, 9:21 pm

  • Andrew. From an international school. Computer nerd (half).

    #  | randomshinichi  | July 20th, 2005, 9:31 pm

  • HEY! i am cyingz remember? hehe..guess u forgot d..i am from penang..i like your blog so so so much..that i even told my friends about it..heheks..and they like it too!!! waah…i feel like i am a promoter..hmm..

    #  | cyingz  | July 20th, 2005, 9:46 pm

  • Your cynical sense of humour provides relief from a hard day’s work. Keep it up!

    I’m merely someone from the country you loathe most.

    #  | atyy  | July 20th, 2005, 9:48 pm

  • Oi u lazy bugger. When r u gonna update your photoblog? Come visit me! Haha!

    #  | ks  | July 20th, 2005, 10:00 pm

  • i’m working on getting a digital SLR. Now having serious financial setback after paying deposit for a Korea trip … ish ish … photoblog ? Later lah …

    #  | michaelooi  | July 20th, 2005, 10:06 pm

  • Hi, I’m mimi from kl. currently studying at unimelb. love ur blog~!

    #  | mimi  | July 20th, 2005, 10:07 pm

  • …………. dunno what to say la …………..

    #  | ChowFC  | July 20th, 2005, 10:27 pm

  • Hi, I lurrrrve ur blog. Been stalking u since dunno when. :)

    #  | Crazy  | July 20th, 2005, 10:31 pm

  • I’m CheeV from KL. Get to know your blog from auyongtc. ;)

    #  | CheeV  | July 20th, 2005, 10:39 pm

  • Read your blog almost everyday.
    Janson, 27, Penangite, working in China.

    #  | Janson  | July 20th, 2005, 10:39 pm

  • hi, eyerings from Kedah. Stayed in PG for a few yrs when i was in college there. Now residing in KL. Friend of ST, who has a link to your site on his blog - thus got to know yours. Hooked eversince coz your blog makes me shit. Usually, come back home from work -> read your blog -> shit comes -> go shit and shower. Thanks so much for the daily dosage of laxative.

    #  | eyerings  | July 20th, 2005, 10:42 pm

  • Yew Ming, 21 KL. i’ve been reading your blog for quite a time. Love your sacarstic blogs!!

    #  | aNGELIC  | July 20th, 2005, 11:09 pm

  • Andy from Melaka, found your blog last year, an avid reader for one and half year, currently waiting for the site to be rated 100% evil.

    #  | andycjw  | July 20th, 2005, 11:30 pm

  • hei, Abel from KL… just started reading for a few months. Really funny!!

    #  | Abel  | July 20th, 2005, 11:40 pm

  • Hello, nama saya Rkaru. Saya berasal dari Tanjung Karang, Selangor, kini menetap di Petaling Jaya. Saya anak ketiga dari enam orang adik beradik. Saya telah pun berkahwin dan mempunyai dua orang anak. Hobi saya ialah… bla… bla… cita-cita… bla… bla… warna kegemaran… bla… bla….

    #  | rkaru  | July 20th, 2005, 11:50 pm

  • helloz…i am gutsygal doin my bachelor of communications dis year! ^_^ juz started reading up blog dis year onli…keep it up! ;)

    #  | gutsygal  | July 20th, 2005, 11:51 pm

  • hi mike, this is jonathan here in PJ and ‘ve been reading your blog for a long time already. Bumped into your blog from another blogger and never regretted reading it since. Very humourous and love your style of potraying your thoughts into such comical words. Keep it going mike and u r a definitely a cool blogger dude.

    #  | pikey  | July 21st, 2005, 12:02 am

  • hi hi, I’ve always enjoyed your entires. They event kept me entertained when I went back hometown for CNY ^_^, cheers!

    #  | Suen  | July 21st, 2005, 12:12 am

  • hi

    checked your site almost everyday. never failed to come out with something worth reading. keep up the good job man.

    kah from bp

    #  | water_junk  | July 21st, 2005, 12:21 am

  • Name : w3s
    Age : 27
    Sex : T.D.S, sometimes B.I.D, most of the time QD
    Occupation : Legal Drug Pusher
    Favourite tag line : “Better Erections for Better Sex..”

    P.S : Lichard, I know ur twin bro - Lukchard.

    #  | w3s  | July 21st, 2005, 12:43 am

  • hello hello, angel here, 33, residing in KL but kampung is in penang…been lurking around yr blog the past few months…enjoy reading all your posts and boy, you’ve got a flair in writing!

    #  | angel  | July 21st, 2005, 1:01 am

  • come on..there must be people working in the same company as mike that reads this blog! *HINT*

    reveal yourself!

    #  | lin  | July 21st, 2005, 1:03 am

  • This is Tiuniasing from KL. Or you can call me Sam. Nothing much to comment on your blog as I share the same thoughts as you. I don’t drop polishing shoes and cheaplak comments such as “Yeooh… I agree with you!!”, “You’re right dude!!”.

    You blog is my final reading every night before I go to bed. Thank you!!

    #  | Tiuniasing  | July 21st, 2005, 2:23 am

  • Void here; medical student.
    got to your blog link by link, through the medical community all the way through dr. liew, and finally to you.
    You write with my kind of humour.
    i like. =P

    #  | Void  | July 21st, 2005, 2:36 am

  • Hi i’m way, from PG now at KL. Your blog is one of the best, keep it coming.
    Do link up.

    #  | way  | July 21st, 2005, 3:31 am

  • hi, from cheras, kl…student, nice blog…get to know ur blog from fren…

    #  | smooth  | July 21st, 2005, 4:02 am

  • Aiyah, no witty comments from me. Just another engineer (like you) working (like you) in Penang (like you) and married (like you). Enjoy reading your blog!

    Unfortunately, I don’t have a blog… no time!

    #  | Andrew  | July 21st, 2005, 4:27 am

  • Kristen, 23 studying at Unimelb. Love reading your blog!

    #  | Kristen  | July 21st, 2005, 7:09 am

  • rkaru - Hahahh… you copied from your daughter’s kindy book ?

    lin - I know that there are approximately a dozen over people from *our* workplace lurks here.

    the rest - Thanks a zillion

    #  | michaelooi  | July 21st, 2005, 8:01 am

  • Jason Wong, Penang.
    _>

    #  | Jason  | July 21st, 2005, 8:35 am

  • me is 21. working. what the hell happened to your graphic-sial entries? nvmlah, you still write good stuff. keep it up!

    #  | elphinstone  | July 21st, 2005, 8:44 am

  • My nick is Ahmog.
    I’m in the “I.T” line (a jack of all trades in that line)

    I’ve been reading your blog for about 2 years now.. I think. I also use it as a blog-linking base to other interesting blogs :)

    Commented a few times..

    #  | ahmog  | July 21st, 2005, 8:44 am

  • Hi there Mike. cmos here. I’m the Penang bugger who used to blog on waramashit tBlog. Migrated to new blog host liao. Even though you’re ex St. Xavier’s student… this ex-PFS student have to admit your sense of humour/sarcasm is da bomb… hehe… ^_^

    #  | cmos  | July 21st, 2005, 8:46 am

  • When we going for drinks fucker?

    #  | The Snark  | July 21st, 2005, 8:50 am

  • hehe i’m still stalking.

    #  | katsmew  | July 21st, 2005, 8:58 am

  • Hi,

    Dila here. Enjoyed reading your blog so much. Very frank

    Your blog kinda like my cup of coffee with roti canai with sambal in the morn.

    Thats all from your latest stalker.. arr i meant visitor.

    #  | Dila  | July 21st, 2005, 9:19 am

  • been reading sometimes. nvr comments. but am penangite too and studied in st xavier for half a yr for F6..

    #  | Kim  | July 21st, 2005, 9:22 am

  • Boo! It’s me! It’s me!

    #  | Primrose  | July 21st, 2005, 9:25 am

  • hi, Michael!!im Izzy n I LURVEE U ..yes U babeyyy:P

    #  | izzy  | July 21st, 2005, 9:32 am

  • You amuse me; Luv yer blog.

    From a 24-year-old woman from Penang and now working in KL.

    #  | lennyk  | July 21st, 2005, 9:48 am

  • your blog is super hilarious and down to earth. i read it whenever i get bored at work. you have a very fantastic way of putting words together. kinda amaze me that a guy has such good writing skills! i don’t blog, but i very do enjoy yours.

    #  | sunshine  | July 21st, 2005, 9:48 am

  • elphine - lazy lah …

    cmos - I’ll change your link tonight… thanks man

    snark - anytime dude.. anytime…

    #  | michaelooi  | July 21st, 2005, 9:50 am

  • Hi,

    We met during the kommies gathering in Dana’s house… Great blog u have there.

    Ben-G

    #  | Ben-G  | July 21st, 2005, 10:13 am

  • hilo ..
    this is knight aka ahknight
    from jb work in sg and work in IT field ..
    25 male attached but looking sometime

    reading your blog half year liao .. knowing thru dr liew blog ..

    #  | Knight  | July 21st, 2005, 10:41 am

  • Terence from KL……….

    #  | tloh  | July 21st, 2005, 10:56 am

  • graphic designer, subang jaya.
    im a geek therefore i enjoy reading mike’s blog! HIDUP MIKE

    #  | spanky  | July 21st, 2005, 11:00 am

  • hmmm, where’s jefferi? muahahahahar!

    #  | belacans  | July 21st, 2005, 11:07 am

  • I read your blog everyday. the sarcasm is fantastic. keep up the good work.

    #  | Jessie  | July 21st, 2005, 11:23 am

  • hi… read your blog quite often really… and my own is kinda dead… =)

    #  | NiC  | July 21st, 2005, 11:46 am

  • Hi I am Kai Hong. With my entire office ( well half of the office ) staff also reading your blog.

    #  | kai hong  | July 21st, 2005, 12:08 pm

  • Jaymee from KL. I visit your blog almost everyday. Keep in ON! It’s great

    #  | JaymeeW  | July 21st, 2005, 12:30 pm

  • Hi! I’m SC from KL

    #  | SC  | July 21st, 2005, 12:38 pm

  • Dear, it’s me. i m proud of u.

    #  | ekhor  | July 21st, 2005, 12:44 pm

  • I’m Thomas from MMU Cyber… taking IT and is on industrial trainig now… An idiot with lots of shits loaded…

    #  | TH-MH-HIC  | July 21st, 2005, 12:45 pm

  • Hi, i’m an engineer working in penang (just graduated not long ago).. been reading your entry about ur colleagues with a sense of deja vu… somehow these people exists in my office too..haha..

    #  | penangirl  | July 21st, 2005, 12:54 pm

  • Name : dSaint
    Rank : Commander
    Number : 007

    According to the Geneva Convention, thats all I am allowed to tell. Cioaz

    #  | dSaint  | July 21st, 2005, 12:54 pm

  • hi.interesting blog.thanks

    #  | serendpty  | July 21st, 2005, 1:01 pm

  • hi there. posted in your previous entry on blogspot as well. I’m from penang. Never know what to expect when i read your blog everyday (except good entertainment)!

    #  | janus  | July 21st, 2005, 1:09 pm

  • Hi, Ann from KL. Just started reading your blog few months back. Love reading your blog.

    #  | Ann  | July 21st, 2005, 1:09 pm

  • hey! i really love your blog. Come rain or shine, i will read it in a daily basis! i am myles from johor!! loveya!!!

    #  | myles  | July 21st, 2005, 1:40 pm

  • heys. discovered your site thru link at Viewtru’s and am now a big fan. trawling your archive whenever am bored at work (which is quite often nowadays). sigh …

    #  | PebblesJetson  | July 21st, 2005, 2:02 pm

  • Hi just clicked through whilst googling for ‘exotic names’ or something like that. Quite like what I see. Will certainly be back.

    #  | La Idler  | July 21st, 2005, 2:22 pm

  • This is the first blog I read and I was hooked ever since. Been stalking you since the blog about the funny name of our colleague in the directory ;) Yes, I am your colleague. Now I stalk you practically everyday, even when I have to log in from home :( Keep me sane… Would love to come out for a drink one of these days. Keep up the good work, Muacks!

    #  | m@ri  | July 21st, 2005, 2:45 pm

  • I’m Arin from KL.Finance exec in KLCC.Started reading your blog a few months back (thanx to PPS).love your entries!keep it up!

    #  | arin amil  | July 21st, 2005, 2:46 pm

  • lurking from nz~
    found ur blog through doc’s site. been a fan since ages. ;p

    #  | mX  | July 21st, 2005, 2:49 pm

  • Hello. I get introduced to your blog by a friend, and your blog is the 1st blog I’ve ever read in my life. And it have inspired me to make my own blog, thanks a lot man.

    Cheers.

    #  | Geek Legend  | July 21st, 2005, 3:11 pm

  • hi,get intorduced to your blog from a forum. Damn funny and looking forward for your updates.77,virgo,male sarawakian in Papua New Guinea.

    #  | James  | July 21st, 2005, 3:31 pm

  • I stumbled across your blog last year, and was hooked ever since. I love your writtings and although I don’t comment much, I’m a big fan. Oh yeah, about me, I’m from Miri, studying in KL.

    #  | Lyanne  | July 21st, 2005, 4:00 pm

  • Kia Ora (Hello) from a new blogger (started my first ever blog on Black Friday 13th May 2005). Gret blog, interesting to read.
    I’ll be back………..

    #  | kelvin yorke/new zealand  | July 21st, 2005, 4:15 pm

  • Hi, Angel from Singapore. Have been stalking your blog for a long time. Absolutely love your posts!

    #  | angel  | July 21st, 2005, 4:23 pm

  • u write garbage + good at it + rare talent.

    Yes u suck :p

    Ahh..I feel better now ;)

    #  | Vad3r  | July 21st, 2005, 4:29 pm

  • hello… started reading ur blog since last month, june.. hope u dun mind i add a link to ur blog in mine..

    #  | Dennis  | July 21st, 2005, 4:57 pm

  • aiyoh, we doing this again? hehe … okie. “hi” sayang :)

    #  | hanyi  | July 21st, 2005, 5:39 pm

  • I’m Horny. Fsck You. :)

    #  | Niresh  | July 21st, 2005, 5:44 pm

  • hiee, this is maegan from KL. i don’t usually drop a comment, but I’ve been your faithful reader ever since i stumble accross one of your post last year. keep up the good work :p

    #  | mae  | July 21st, 2005, 6:06 pm

  • James Ho. 23. I love your evil sense of humor *grin* :P

    I’ll be adding a link to my Blog as well too if you don’t mind this?

    #  | JDream  | July 21st, 2005, 6:13 pm

  • Im GAMBs, Kuching, Rock on!

    #  | GAMBs  | July 21st, 2005, 6:17 pm

  • hmmm..jas from BC…must be faith..corny eh? found u juz 2 weeks ago thru hustler’s link…readg ur archive brighten my days after a huge fight with my boyfren…men cant live with them; cant live without them. awesome blog :)

    #  | jasmine  | July 21st, 2005, 6:19 pm

  • tracy, 24, kl..:) enjoy reading ur blog

    #  | tracy  | July 21st, 2005, 8:08 pm

  • hi there.. jazz from london .. your blog ? hm.. you either hate it or love it .. keep it up .. regards :)

    #  | j4zz  | July 21st, 2005, 8:30 pm

  • dear… I know.

    guys, appreciated all your comments. Thanks.

    #  | michaelooi  | July 21st, 2005, 8:32 pm

  • Hi, Ken ere frm KL. 1st yr mechanical engineering student from TAR coll. Wasn’t even interested in ur blog at first but changed my mind later on, been a fan ever since.. keep up the good ‘blog’!

    #  | Ken  | July 21st, 2005, 8:47 pm

  • hi i’m shein from penang and i’ll be sitting for stpm this november. like the few months that have passed, i open my book and my eyes immediately feel like a thousand kgs. so i read up interesting blogs, and i never miss yours. thanks for the funny and entertaining posts! :D

    #  | shein  | July 21st, 2005, 9:16 pm

  • I’m the old ken (which is not my nick but used it to pose as my stupid REAL life friend). You and I had some history and I have no idea who’s the current ken. XD

    #  | fat404  | July 21st, 2005, 10:10 pm

  • Diane here,started reading ur blog a few months ago…
    my fren told me bout ur blog…
    u r one funny guy!

    #  | dwkm  | July 21st, 2005, 10:43 pm

  • Will here… Klang boy… ’nuff said

    #  | phangan  | July 21st, 2005, 10:55 pm

  • woohoo.. dis is my 1st comment.. well its not a comment.. 130th..

    #  | omar  | July 21st, 2005, 11:00 pm

  • Stumbled upon your blog from somewhere i can’t remember. But like your boldness and frankness. Keep it up!!

    #  | Sandy  | July 21st, 2005, 11:08 pm

  • You know me already, I’m the pwn ;)

    #  | ShaolinTiger  | July 21st, 2005, 11:14 pm

  • OH. Wow. So many his. =)
    I’m adding one more! =P

    Angeline from Ipoh, but studying Engineering in Liverpool.

    Keep writing. LOL.

    #  | Angel  | July 22nd, 2005, 12:11 am

  • Reta, 23+ here ler.. got read your blog wan.. remember???
    But I don’t like your sadistic posts on animals.. hope you don’t “torture” them in real life as much as u do here.. but still laughable ler.. aiyoh now I sound sadistic =P

    #  | Reta  | July 22nd, 2005, 12:20 am

  • hi michael, nice work!

    #  | YKH  | July 22nd, 2005, 2:54 am

  • Hi . I ready your blog every day, it is nice ! :)

    #  | jemy  | July 22nd, 2005, 8:51 am

  • Kevin here :)

    #  | Kevin  | July 22nd, 2005, 10:10 am

  • I’m here.

    #  | Alphonso  | July 22nd, 2005, 1:47 pm

  • heh…
    think i am lucky to have met the ‘real’ you before even reading your blog, and I can say that I am so impressed with:

    1. your knowledge on food
    2. your affections to strangers
    3. being real and down to earth
    4. your driving skills

    You’re great! Been reading your blog ever since.
    and will be an ardent fan!

    #  | jaime  | July 22nd, 2005, 6:59 pm

  • Yo!! Count me in.

    #  | Joe  | July 22nd, 2005, 9:19 pm

  • Reading your blog for the past 1 year, Enjoy it! mind I link you?

    #  | chichiang  | July 22nd, 2005, 9:21 pm

  • Hi Mikey, me name’s Howsy, based in UK and haf ur link in me blog too even though I don’t know you. Love the witty side of you and your blog sometimes’ like a ‘reality office’, if u know what i mean…

    #  | howsy  | July 22nd, 2005, 9:38 pm

  • jaime - aww, it’s been a pleasure to meet you too.

    the rest - thanks. (pssst, you don’t have to ask permission to link a blog)

    #  | michaelooi  | July 22nd, 2005, 9:51 pm

  • Hi. Enjoyed reading your blog in a boring afternoon at work :) Enjoy some humour while i have my tea break in office

    #  | Yin  | July 22nd, 2005, 10:01 pm

  • sei lo!!i think i’m addicted!!!!… hehe.. 2 ur blog i mean…Still looking 4 job here.. u r to blame if i cant find 1..ended up reading ya blog everytime try to surf for job.. hehe..neway.23 ipoh mali accounts freak..
    Tx 4 all thos stress releasing writing!…..my only stress-inducer!!!

    #  | abyss_nic  | July 22nd, 2005, 11:07 pm

  • caryn here… love coming here for a dose of ur wit n sarcasm… good blogs are soooo hard to find these days… XD

    #  | caryn  | July 22nd, 2005, 11:07 pm

  • been a recent follower of michael ooi…
    awesome blog…gives life a whole new perspective…
    confuckulated!

    #  | neng  | July 23rd, 2005, 12:44 am

  • hey, 19F, Australian National Uni engineering student, Lurker (been lurking around your blog for quite a bit already, hardly commenting).

    Keep those Honest views of stuff rolling in!

    #  | ecc  | July 23rd, 2005, 1:21 am

  • Hi, 24 M, Kuching Sarawak. This is the first time i leave a comment on ur blog, i love to read ur blog, keep up the good work. :)

    #  | Wilson Chin  | July 23rd, 2005, 11:48 am

  • U know me, I know U, although belum jumpa face to face. Anyway, my Meow read your Blog more often than mine, a must everyday ! Jealous already !

    #  | Joez  | July 23rd, 2005, 1:19 pm

  • A friend recommend this site to me and the first thing i read about is the compositionIII. It made me laugh crazy… you should come up with more compositions like that XD

    Uni student,
    Engineer hatchling, lazy stoodent.

    Keep up the good work!

    #  | MILO  | July 23rd, 2005, 2:45 pm

  • Xiao here.Part-time student.Professional procastinator.Got your blog from YP.Sure love your heavy tinge of sarcasm.Been reading your blog for almost a year I think.

    #  | Xiao_zhai  | July 24th, 2005, 10:23 am

  • Hey hey, just another lurker of your blog.

    #  | Yan  | July 24th, 2005, 3:27 pm

  • hi. we meet again. i left u my link to stories of my pathetic life.
    dude, i learned a lot from you. seriously. i’m not ‘bodek’ing you.
    got to play games. ciao.

    p/s: where’s jefri/jeffrey or whatever?

    #  | uculer  | July 24th, 2005, 8:05 pm

  • hey.

    #  | pam  | July 24th, 2005, 9:47 pm

  • Hey! Just came across your blog, this morning. Like the almost-no-holds-barred approach and style :)
    Decide to intro. myself, and am looking forward to exploring this piece of work u have, here.
    Later.

    #  | insomniac  | July 25th, 2005, 6:58 am

  • Yo, Mike, forgive my ignorance but, what’s a TypeKey indentity?

    How do I get one? What’s the advantage of having one?

    #  | insomniac  | July 25th, 2005, 9:16 am

  • insomniac - certain blog requires typekey authorization to comment (due to spam & trolling). advantage is - you’ll be able to comment on those blogs lor.

    #  | michaelooi  | July 25th, 2005, 11:07 am

  • Yeh!!! My comp is back to normal.

    Hi again!

    #  | tEo  | July 25th, 2005, 12:10 pm

  • Hi Michael…..I njoy reading ur blog and in a way am addicted to it…My colleague alwaz wonder why I laugh alone during lunch time…. :)

    #  | whiteunicorn  | July 25th, 2005, 1:47 pm

  • yo!

    First time leaving a comment here too. The name’s yktan. I’m from JB.

    Keep it up!

    #  | yktan9  | July 25th, 2005, 2:02 pm

  • yo is it too late for me to respond to this entry cos of my superb internet connection that had screwed up for several days..

    “HI”

    #  | strawroot  | July 25th, 2005, 7:13 pm

  • I wish I could introduce myself as serial killer or con artist or suicide bomber but no, just an ordinary mother, wife, daughter, who started reading your blog since you and drliew did that april fool prank. Love your sarcasm, things you write sometimes I wish I could say out loud.

    #  | 22d  | July 25th, 2005, 7:31 pm

  • tEo - You still haven’t tell me your blog URL…

    strawroot - Nothing’s too late … this is a sticky post (left side of menu). Thanksssss !!!!!

    all - thanks

    #  | michaelooi  | July 25th, 2005, 7:49 pm

  • dun read often, but everytime read sure enjoy lo.

    me jx.

    #  | JxT2J  | July 26th, 2005, 10:30 am

  • Hi Mike!

    I’m EF sometimes commenting with KEF or E*e F*e*i.

    23 years old, female, read since end of December 2004. I’ll be studying in Chal*mers University of Technology, Gote*borg in August 2005.

    I like teasing you :P

    #  | EF  | July 26th, 2005, 12:24 pm

  • Hi! I’m Ho from selangor, a freelancer. Luv ur blog.
    Cheers!

    #  | Ho  | July 26th, 2005, 12:48 pm

  • hi michael,cardiganz from penang..mind to let us know which fortune 500 companies ur in? ;)just curious…

    #  | cardiganz  | July 26th, 2005, 3:17 pm

  • hi. nice blog. bye.

    #  | alex  | July 26th, 2005, 3:41 pm

  • cardiganz - Sorry, classified dude…

    #  | michaelooi  | July 26th, 2005, 4:42 pm

  • hi mike,

    i came across ur blog some weeks ago. was feeling so mega bored at office n started surfing n ended up spending whole day reading ur blog. :) u r interesting.. ;)

    #  | aida  | July 29th, 2005, 3:26 pm

  • Hi Mike, been reading your blog since the starting of 2005. Makes me laugh all the time, been sharing it with couple of my friends. They all love it! :)

    #  | Kenny  | July 29th, 2005, 8:02 pm

  • Guess i’m kinda late huh… :)

    Well, been reading your blog for quite a while now, around three months(where im concerned, three months is a long time, trust me!), and its probably one of the most entertaining around.

    As far as having a blog goes, i just started mine, so nothing to really boast about(YET).

    Thats all, i guess.
    *cheers*

    #  | Excellence of Execution  | July 31st, 2005, 12:03 am

  • Hi….. me is Piggy from Ipoh…I love to read your blogs ( i only commented once or twice) on the days when my firewall dont block it :)
    i got a blog too…….feel free to take a look, nothing at your scale though… :)

    #  | piggy  | August 1st, 2005, 1:24 pm

  • hi there.. ur posts are funny. :) But sometimes will get block by office firewalls though.. :รพ

    #  | nite  | August 1st, 2005, 1:46 pm

  • Name’s Harvard. That’s my real name. My parents were(are) sort of like you I guess. Kampung Klang boy studying creative advertising in Melbourne. Enjoy your cruelty towards any living thing that moves.

    #  | harvard  | August 1st, 2005, 2:11 pm

  • 100 here, KL boy studying in US, currently enjoying a short 2 weeks holiday. Stumbled upon your blog last year and at one time read all your archives due to boredom until i cant read anymore since it is morning and i got class. Keep blogging!!

    #  | 100  | August 2nd, 2005, 12:36 am

  • Oh Mike… I’ve been so busy at work for the last 2 weeks…haven’t been blog-reading till today!! I juz love your blog, your sarcasm and your style of writing… I write some entries occassionally but am not confident yet… *shy* Anyways, I’m in the service industry in the big city… Cheers!!

    #  | summer  | August 4th, 2005, 2:53 am

  • Andre here. 28 year old electronic engineer / programmer from South Africa. This blog rules. I found it via a link to the “tiu with a stick” post. Man, did I laugh! I like the mix of intelligence, humor and a hint of anger every now and then.

    I found the aforementioned post via a search for “the 5 great profanities”. I am trying to learn Cantonese and Mandarin at the same time (yeah right!) and um want to steer clear of obvious screwups resulting from my bad tone control :)

    In my opinion, Afrikaans is the language you want to use for compact but colourful profanities…

    I’ll try to check in daily on this blog, it should provide the necessary motivation to start the work day…

    #  | Andre  | August 5th, 2005, 4:58 am

  • Addictive XD

    #  | NingyoHime  | August 5th, 2005, 6:25 pm

  • Hi!

    I’m Wan Zafran, a 19 year old student studying Software Engineering in the University of Melbourne. I found out about your site through the recent… interrogation that Minishorts had with you on the Blogathon thing.

    BTW, your site was a lovely read. Angry (but not angsty) posts are always easy to relate to, I guess.

    #  | Wan Zafran  | August 7th, 2005, 6:16 pm

  • Hi,
    Just stumbled across your blog today (August 15th 2005) and your phrasing of topics and the way you express yourself, made me laugh. I think I was Googling ‘Boggieman’ at the time when I can across your Blog. A computer programmer from
    Salem, Oregon (USA). My name is Dina, and I am a 57-year old grandmother.

    #  | Dina  | August 16th, 2005, 11:28 am

  • Stumbled onto your BLOG by accident, but after reading one entry, wanted to read more so now am going through two years of archieves.

    Live in Salem, Oregon (USA) and I am a 57-year old computer programmer, and grandmother.
    Love your Blog.

    #  | Dina  | August 20th, 2005, 4:21 am

  • ck was here. 24.8.05.

    *proceeds to unzip khakis*

    *looks left and right* *whistles a lil tune*

    *ahhhhh………there done*

    cheers and lotsa love,
    ck.

    #  | ck  | August 24th, 2005, 3:55 pm

  • your blog has reached the cyberworld of melbourne ,dude…nice blog dude…all of your posts are great, totally funneh and interesting… keep bwoggin! will be back readin!

    #  | ed  | August 28th, 2005, 6:35 pm

  • Hi Michael this is miracle8 from Kuching and I find your blogs an interesting read. Especially those featuring you and Emily.
    Keep the good posts coming!
    Cheers

    #  | miracle8  | September 1st, 2005, 11:38 am

  • Yee Hou from Kl here. Read your old archives over my holidays. Btw, you seem a little quiet nowadays, kinda worrying, and I think Emily should be due soon. Is she alrite? My regards to her.

    #  | Yee Hou  | September 4th, 2005, 12:17 pm

  • Yee Hou - Been very busy at work and offline lately hence the irregular postings.

    #  | michaelooi  | September 4th, 2005, 6:21 pm

  • Hey, Mike :) Cheras dude here, have been following your stories since October last year, but I don’t comment much. Reading your blog gives me much comfort from my crazy electronics assignments :D

    Yes, I’m an engineering student at MMU. Yuck.

    #  | Silencers  | September 5th, 2005, 12:56 pm

  • moi is sean, investor, peejay/kay-el. frequented your blog frequently at one time then work bogged me down and totally forgot about this site (although i have it bookmarked). now that i’ve got more time on my hands, am updating myself on the stuff i’ve missed for the past 6 months.

    your verbal diarrhoea and daily rants are exremely entertaining! most memorable was the ‘karangan’ on the malay dude + wildboars - was choking on my phlegm & saliva and i laughed til i wept tears (and it definitely didn’t help that i was in the office - a place where decorum was much observed)

    keep it up!

    #  | seantan  | September 9th, 2005, 11:41 pm

  • leland wong of san francisco. artist and photographer. dunno how i found your blog…but I find it very entertaining and interesting. I traveled in penang and hung out for a month back in 1978. I am probably your illegitimate dad.

    http://www.atowngraphics.com
    http://www.lwongphoto.com
    http://www.xanga.com/lelandwong

    #  | lelandwong  | September 11th, 2005, 9:50 pm

  • Hi there, I have been reading your blog for some time now, after being referred to it from a Malaysian engineering friend of mine, although he refused to tell me if he know you personally.

    I have also posted comments onto your blog from time to time. YOur blog is linked to mine as I think it is really funny and well maintained.

    I am a 24 year old HR Executive in Singapore and a part-time undergraduate. It would be an honour for you to one day visit my blog.

    #  | Iceberg  | September 12th, 2005, 9:52 am

  • Michael, may I post up your antigravity posting? because its so sweet..

    #  | Yee Hou  | September 12th, 2005, 10:33 pm

  • yee hou - go ahead. make sure credit back. cheers.

    #  | michaelooi  | September 12th, 2005, 10:38 pm

  • my ex-employer was your current employer… wonder who am I izit… I’m Joez’s meow!!

    #  | tesla  | September 14th, 2005, 9:06 am

  • I nvr comment. I just read. :D

    #  | Ivan  | September 16th, 2005, 3:44 pm

  • tesla - hey man ! thanks for dropping by

    ivan - heard much about you, but didn’t know you’ve been dropping by. appreciated the support, dude.

    #  | michaelooi  | September 20th, 2005, 4:44 pm

  • morbid old man working in some forsaken ulu place wid sea and plenty of drunken sailors around. :) inspirational blogsite. :)

    #  | raoul  | September 29th, 2005, 10:10 am

  • You won’t like me.

    #  | arthur_avalon  | October 3rd, 2005, 7:16 am

  • i’m jimmy from penang but currently in JB.

    addictive! ;)

    #  | jimmy  | October 6th, 2005, 3:34 am

  • mate. you legend.

    #  | karen  | October 6th, 2005, 2:23 pm

  • Alicia in KL :)

    #  | Alicia  | October 10th, 2005, 10:24 am

  • frostier. i come to claim my present.

    #  | frostier  | October 11th, 2005, 8:31 pm

  • heLLo~! I’m fUnfUn. YOur blog is interesting~!! ^^

    #  | fUnfUn  | October 12th, 2005, 4:17 pm

  • Lily, Alor Star, 35, mother of 2. Ha! Currently holding a 2 months’ worth of readership and way to go. =)

    #  | Lily  | October 19th, 2005, 3:14 pm

  • :) updated with my bloggie..

    i do hv a couple of blogs.. which takes me quite long enuf to update them.. but this is the one which i made public

    XD

    #  | alicia  | October 19th, 2005, 4:09 pm

  • funny. from au.

    #  | d13z  | October 22nd, 2005, 6:12 pm

  • hey, this site is awesome

    #  | Supespon  | October 24th, 2005, 10:41 am

  • hello! :) i’m ellie. fascinating blog, you have. :)

    #  | ellie  | October 26th, 2005, 2:49 pm

  • Hey there, I’m Amber Amethryne, in my late 20s and work in KL (not my state of origin). I enjoy reading your blog.

    #  | Amber Amethryne  | November 5th, 2005, 4:21 pm

  • Yes, fuck me for not liking your music collection. But I think you have a fucking good photo collection. From HK!!!

    #  | Pork Chop (Yeah Man)  | November 6th, 2005, 12:49 am

  • hi. Shirley from JB here. Found your blog while blog hopping. Nice blog.. will come back to visit soon.. All the BEST!

    #  | Shirley  | November 16th, 2005, 8:02 pm

  • I’m Jerry from Kuching…stumbled onto your site when i was searching for the origin of the name Melaka. got wad i wanted …really enjoyed your witty posts and your sense of humour…keep it up mate!

    #  | Jerry Su  | November 25th, 2005, 9:26 pm

  • Actually, the first time i came to your blog was through Dr. Liew blog referred by a friend. All the while, i used to think that you are ” Michelle Ooi” rather than Michael Ooi, until you clarify it. Pai seh.

    Keep up with your blogging style, it has been quite entertaining.

    #  | "alex"  | November 30th, 2005, 1:08 pm

  • Hi, i enjoy reading your blog. found yours through dr.liew’s blog. A malaysian mother of two currently living in Shenzhen. Keep up the good work.

    #  | mika  | December 2nd, 2005