I was having my lunch with my family at a food court in a mall, when a Malay chick at a table next to ours accidentally spills her cup of iced chocolate on the floor. Then the janitor came (an old guy in his 60s), but that guy didn’t do anything about the spill. He just looked on, seemingly amused with the whole thing…

“Isn’t that guy suppose to wipe this up?” my wife whispered to me.

“I have no idea. Maybe he’s waiting for that lady to clear the table first.” I remarked.

But he wasn’t. He was actually scheming on something. With a smirk, the old janitor then went off to summon another scrawny guy to do the job. From the first glance of that scrawny guy, I could tell that he was a drug addict. His actions were slow, and he wasn’t in his healthy color. And the next thing I noticed was, the scrawny guy was getting yelled at by the janitor, even before doing the job. And then throughout the mopping, he was constantly being screamed at and even insulted with the foulest of words by the old guy janitor.

It was pretty disturbing, actually. Scrawny guy was doing the thing right – he brought a mop to clean the spill, but he got yelled at by the janitor for just doing that. He was a bit slow and stim stim, yes, but that still does not warrant for him to be yelled at. Time is not a critical factor for anyone in this case. This is clearly a discrimination. The scrawny guy was discriminated by a much older guy, even for doing his shit right, just because he’s a drug fucking addict.

I don’t know you guys but, I don’t think this is right. You don’t yell at people because of his background or identity. So fucking what if he’s a drug addict and he’s using his wage to buy his next fix? Just as long as he gets his job done, right? But apparently, some people are just full of shit like that. They set a perception of you based on your background, identity and affiliations – not on your ability get the job done. Alas, this happens in all levels of our society. People getting marginalized for the wrongest shit reasons, and no matter what you do, you are always someone’s ‘drug addict’ in this judgmental society. And it is even sadder for me to know that my child is going to grow up seeing all these filth in humanity that make us no different than a pack of wolves.

After mopping the floor, the drug addict went ahead to pour himself a mug of coffee, and retired behind a fire exit door, hiding himself from the public view and humiliation.

but-ter-face [buht-er-feys]
Chick with a hell of a nice body, but the face is ugly.
“She looked real good… but her face (butterface)”
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That was what I saw at a Japanese restaurant the other day. I was with my wife and daughter for lunch and saw a young girl that resembled a fucking catfish, but with a knockout body wearing a very revealing top (seriously, the neckline of her top was so low, that if I were to throw a rock at her blindfolded, I could hit her sternum). The girl was sitting a couple tables away, but my sitting position was strategic enough to be able to see her very clearly.

The most standout thing about her was her pair of delectable tits. Fair, plump and half exposed, it took very little processing energy for a gawker to imagine how the rest of her chest looks like. I wasn’t able to concentrate very well on my food, needless to say. There was a time when the girl choked on some wasabi and coughed, sending massive ripples on her tits, and actually made them bounce. Almost made my eyes teary (wait, that could be my own wasabi effect…).

I was secretly hoping that one of her tits would bounce out and made my day, but I think she caught me gawking, and became very animated when she talked to her friend (she was with a friend). She would speak with such eloquence, you know, flailing her arms, pointing up and down like she was giving a political speech, and her huge bouncy motherfucking tits would resonate along. If there was an earthquake happening, I’d probably be impervious to it because watching her tits bouncing would cancel the vibration out. No shit.

That was when my wife Emily caught me looking over the table and said,

Emily: “Busy ogling at titties? Don’t know how to eat already?”

I snapped back into reality and quickly came up with an excusable excuse,

Me: “Yeah, did you see how that girl dresses? Man, her tits are so massive and exposed. I’m so worried that Regine would comment something about her rack…” [concerned expression]

I was referring to the time when Regine said “I can see your boobies!” when she saw my cousin wearing something revealing.

Emily: “Yeah, that’s what I fear too.”

Close call indeed. I cut down the ogling after that. There’s only so much silly excuses one could make. But on and off, I still checked the tits out (not her please)… but they didn’t bounce out or anything. You can imagine my disappointment. She left the premise a while after that, and only then, I could eat my lunch with a clear mind.

Saw a girl at Company X cafeteria with thick makeup, fake eyelashes, GRO grade garbs and a beehive hairstyle. I then turned to my boss (who was with me at the time discussing stuff) and commented, that it is probably a bad idea to hire an employee like her.

Boss asked ‘Why?’.

I said – because a person like her will either

a) Show up late at work – because she’s gonna need the extra time to treat a few thousand kinds of chemicals on her face to look artificially fake like that, precision-attach her fake eyelashes and to set up her ridiculously intricate network of beehive hairstyle. And then she’s going to need more time to select which garb of the week to wear to the office.

b) If she’s early, she’s going to be inefficient – If she’s not late, that would only mean she probably wakes a couple of hours earlier than most people to do all the prep work. Most likely, compensated by having less sleep/rest. It is a known fact that lack of sleep could cause mental, emotional, and physical fatigue. And when the weariness tolls on the body, the chick’s going to have to use more chemicals to cover it up and subsequently, takes even more time to prep, and eventually shows up late at work.

c) If she’s early and efficient – Even if for some miraculous reason she manages to overcome (a) and (b), she’s still going to affect the performance of her workmates, which could be worse. With all the accidental flashings and thick fog of perfume, those who are working around her will be distracted and underperform.

My boss didn’t say a thing – probably a silent acknowledgment that I must be given a raise/promotion pronto in view of my mental elevation towards assholism.

In all seriousness, I understand people need to look good at work – but hell, do they have to go to the extend of making themselves look like a harajuku tramp?

I don’t understand why some people can be such a snob, just because they’re wearing something they perceive as ‘more superior’.

Last weekend, my wife and I brought Regine to her new nursery to get her familiarized with her surroundings and met one of such people. It was a lady in her late 20’s, a parent of another child in the nursery. Because we obviously weren’t there to attend a formal function, we were wearing something comfortable – flip flops, T-shirts and bermuda shorts. But this lady, who was there to pick up her child, was wearing something out of this world.

She had this glossy sleeveless black top with v-shaped revealing collar, a pair of glossy black hot pants and a pair of glossy long black boots. You see, one thing about female long black boots – you’ve got to have the required aesthetic quality to be able to look good in them. You have to be tall enough, have a proportionately curvy body line and most importantly, have a pair of nice long legs. It is not something just anyone can wear. But this lady, not only she lacked in height, but her legs were like something that came out of a thousand year crypt in the Valley of the Kings. Skinny fuck bow legs. And what more, she looked like a tranny. Heavy makeup, with powder thick enough to be used to deep fry an adult grizzly bear. I wouldn’t touch her with a 100 feet pole.

Also note that her theme that day was being ‘glossy and black’. Except her hair. Which was dyed slightly dark shit brown. Of course, being that overdressed, she knew she would attract a lot of attention from around (if that isn’t the primary reason, what is?). For me, it was totally the negative type of attention. I couldn’t help but wonder why the fuck would someone dress up like a fake dominatrix in the middle of the day, picking up her child in a nursery? What should I tell my 3 year old daughter if she were to ask ‘what’s that daddy’? I don’t even know how to say ‘prostitute’ in a child-friendly language. A mama chicken? (but where are her feathers daddy?). LOL.

Anyway, what pisses me off about this bitch is, she was giving Emily and I this disdainful look (that was before I even judged her fucking revolting sense of fashion). Like we’re of lower class rustic people from the hills. We could tell from the way she looked at us. So I thought, she must be the mistress of some really rich and powerful loanshark, and she must have plenty of money to be able to act like a total bitch like that. I was expecting her to drive at least a convertible or an expensive coupe. But then, she was just driving a rickety old Proton junk (as we found out when we were leaving). So, what the fuck was that all about?

It’s about fucked up attitude, people. She has the illusion of being better than everyone else because she’s wearing a pair of fucking boots. Cunts like her deserves a kick in her crotch, have her head pile drived into a toilet bowl and given a swirlie.

I was staggering to the restroom outside a pub the other day, and I saw this hot lass wearing this Liverpool red body hugging tube dress. She had an innocent cute look with long straight hair, impeccable fair skin and a pair of bouncy jugs to boot with. Very well endowed girl. But the good feel effect lasted for only 2 seconds, for I soon noticed something was wrong with her.

What was it?

It was her ass, my friends. Scanning a little bit south, I spotted her misshapen ass – thanks to a pair of push-up panties she had on. Because the push-up panties was very much smaller than her ass, it kind of oozed some of her body fats up to the waistline, creating this muffin top effect. And her thighs? They looked like 2 sticks of giant lotus roots. The first thought that came to my mind right then was – “goddamn grandmother panties!” – but of course, I later realized that it was a pair of push-up panties. I swear that it was revolting enough that I could have puked right there, but I was good at gagging myself so I didn’t. (considering the fact that I was moderately intoxicated at that time, this could be more worse than what I described here)

I admit that when it comes to fashion, I probably should be the last person in town to give a shit ass opinion. I wear fake Polos and most of my pants are tattered for fuck’s sake! But this is pure common sense – that when you plan to wear something hot and body hugging tight to show off your chiseled body, you should wear a thong or nothing at all underneath. The contour of your ass is something you bring through the finish line. It’s the difference between pass and fail.