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Lorry driver in remand for raping friend’s mother

By R. SURENDRAN

SUNGAI PETANI: A 30-year-old lorry driver has been arrested for allegedly raping his friend’s mother who is more than twice his age.

The suspect was picked up at Gurun town on Tuesday, two days after he allegedly raped the 69-year-old dish washer in the jungle at Batu 4 in Gurun, near here.

Police on Wednesday obtained a seven-day remand order from the Sungai Petani magistrate’s court to detain him until next Tuesday to facilitate investigations.

Kuala Muda district deputy police chief Supt Ong Aik Chang said the suspect had gone to the victim’s house in a village in Gurun on Sunday night to look for her son who was not at home.

He said the victim then asked the suspect for a lift on his motorcycle to look for her son but he took her to a jungle instead where he allegedly raped her.

WHAT THE FUCKKKK??

That poor old lady should have known, never trust a lorry driver.

*****

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Doctor’s unusual treatment

KLANG: Police are looking for a doctor who allegedly performed oral sex on a 14-year-old boy who sought treatment at a clinic in Kapar on Tuesday.

The doctor was said to have told the boy to unbutton his pants and close his eyes after applying ointment to his cuts on both elbows following a fall.

Klang OCPD Asst Comm Mohd Rodwan Mohd Yusof said that at one point, the schoolboy “felt uncomfortable” and opened his eyes to see the locum doctor performing fellatio on him.

“The boy was terrified and ran out of the clinic to his mother who was waiting outside. On reaching home, the boy related the incident to his mother who lodged a police report,” he said.

“Our investigating officer tried to track down the doctor who is in his 30s but we have been told that he is holidaying in Indonesia. We are checking with the Immigration Department to find out his whereabouts,” said ACP Rodwan.

WHAT THE FUCKKKK?? x3

Damn, I don’t normally do this but, I really need you guys to check out this news article out, posted in TheStar Online on 17th July 2007… Here’s the copy of the article in case the link is inaccessible… take special note on the parts highlighted in yellow…

Tuesday July 17, 2007
Beaten up over a rooster
by STEVEN DANIEL

MALACCA: Six men assaulted a 60-year-old factory boss when he tried to stop them from taking away his pet rooster.

Zinc pipe-making factory director Neo Ah Kausaid that the men kicked, punched and beat him up with sticks when he refused to let them take away his rooster, which he kept in the factory in Duyong where he worked.

Neo said he was in the factory with a customer when a man in his 20s approached him, looking for the owner around noon on Saturday.

“There had been several thefts in this area so as a precautionary measure, I said the owner was not around,” said Neo when met at the Malacca Hospital yesterday.

He said the man then left. However, when Neo went back to speak to his customer, the man suddenly rushed into the factory and grabbed one of Neo’s pet roosters nearby.

“That big and brown rooster is my favourite and I rushed to stop him from taking it,” said Neo.

He said a struggle ensured and suddenly, six men appeared and attacked him with sticks.

The customer fled when he saw the attack.

Neo, who tried to fight back, said he was held back by the assailants and repeatedly beaten until a woman rushed towards the attackers, telling them to stop the beating.

“She held the cock and examined it saying that it was not theirs.

“Then all of them just left without even apologising or helping me. They got into a car and on a motorcycle,” said Neo.

He said he recognised the man who had approached him as his neighbour, and that the woman who appeared later was the man’s mother.

Neo later lodged a report at the Melaka Tengah police station.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Mannnnn… [wipes tears] I found myself laughing like a jackass alone in my cubicle after reading this news article.

Published in TheStar yesterday:

Showcause letter for technician in CCTV case

PENANG: The Penang Municipal Council will hold a final meeting on March 30 to list the charges against its technician who was alleged to have focused his close-circuit television camera on a reporter’s thighs.

Council secretary Ooi Chin Loo said the council’s disciplinary committee would also issue a show-cause letter to the technician who had since been transferred to another section within the department.

“He will be given time to answer to the letter,” he told newsmen after opening a Taman Kejiranan (Neighbourhood Garden) at Jalan Tengah yesterday.

On Nov 10 last year, a reporter spotted the images of someone’s thighs on the CCTV monitor in the control room located next to the public gallery.

Newsmen covering the full council meeting were shocked to find the CCTV camera zooming in on a New Straits Times reporter’s thighs.

There will only be 3 words inside the ‘showcause’ letter. – I WAS HUMSUP.

Seriously, that guy was caught zooming a CCTV camera onto a chick’s thigh… what else could he be doing other than peeping an upskirt? Doing a biological observation on some rare wild orchids known to grown inside human skirts? And what difference is it going to make with that ‘showcause letter’? Pfffffhhh

A colleague told me about a bizarre news in one of the Chinese dailies today – ‘A pregnant Malay woman dies after being bitten on her vagina by a snake’. [if any of you have the online source, would appreciate if you can share the URL]

I was like, what the fuckkk?? How could a person get bitten on her vagina?? Like, how did the snake get to access to her vagina in the first place? Even more ludicrous was… the woman allegedly didn’t realize that she was bitten until a few days later (probably when she noticed the change in ‘texture’ and ‘color’ of her beaver – as some snake poison are known to cause the tissue to rot).

But by the time she wanted to do something about it, it was already too late. The poison must had seeped through her uterus into her soul – and fucking took it away along with the unborn baby. Tragic but true.

This piece of news tells us that freak accidents do happen and it’s another reason for all of us to be more alert of our surroundings… especially if your residence is located near a forest or undergrowth big enough for snakes to hide.

You’ll never know what an animal is capable of doing nowadays, especially when porn is so rife on the internet.

[but really, how did the snake get to access her vagina? My friend suspected that she probably wore a sarong, which kinda 'exposes' her vagina. The moist and warm condition could have attracted the snake. And when the snake found out that it wasn't a real cave, it went apeshit and bit the poor lady out of frustration. A possible scenario... but then, she could have been romping around with snakes... and got bitten just like that, who knows...]

As read from TheStar this morning:

MCA leaders must copy the likes of Taiwanese pop star Jay Chou or even Superman if they want to attract younger members.
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Citing popular artistes like Jay Chou or even fictional heroes like Superman, Wong said 80% of young people know of them and many dream of being one of them.

Many of these idols, like Superman, are heroes who appear just in the nick of time during difficult periods, said Wong, adding that party leaders could learn from them if they want to appeal to young people.

Of all people, Jay Chou. That chicken head Jay fucking Chou.

I was thinking, why not Mahatma Ghandi? Or Abraham Lincoln? Everyone knows them. Old and young. At least we know Ghandi didn’t have hairstyle problems and Lincoln didn’t publicly wear his underwear on the outside…

FUCKKK.