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Umno meeting: Group shows support for Ahmad
KUALA LUMPUR: A small group of people held up banners outside the Putra World Trade Centre here on Wednesday in support of Bukit Bendera Umno chief Datuk Ahmad Ismail.

The group of about 10 individuals, claiming not to be from Umno or any non-governmental organisation, urged Umno to stand up and be brave and asked for Ahmad to be allowed to continue his “struggle”.

The group was there for about 15 minutes, leaving as soon as Umno president Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi and his deputy Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak arrived for the special supreme council meeting.

The meeting which started at 2.30pm is to discuss action to be taken against Ahmad for his allegedly racist comments while campaigning for the Permatang Pauh by-election.

Apparently, the racist prick has his supporters.
I was thinking - struggle? What struggle? The only ’struggles’ I can think of (that Ahmad is facing) are,
- the struggle to control his volatile temperament…
- the struggle to fit in a society…
- the struggle to coexist with people from other ethnicity…
- the struggle to not be such a contemptible shitfuck…
- the struggle to not look so ugly without cosmetic surgery…

From what I see it, he needs a lifetime worth of rehab in a small solitary confinement, only then he’d be rid of all the struggles.

Yesterday’s headline, the DPM is ANNOYED with the people… [source]

PEKAN: The Government may reconsider the fuel rebate system if people do not appreciate the initiatives taken by the Government to reduce their burden due to high petrol prices.

Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said the Government could channel the rebates into subsidies to reduce pump prices but this would not be fair to lower income groups.

“We do not want to resort to such measures because people driving big cars such as Bentley, Jaguar and BMW 7 series will also enjoy the subsidies,” he told reporters after visiting an education and career exhibition here yesterday.

He was asked to comment on grouses that the fuel price reduction was not enough.

An annoyed Najib said people tended to forget that they were getting the rebates.

“The rebate, if translated, will be equivalent to a subsidy of between 35 sen and 40 sen a litre. If the people do not appreciate the rebates, it is better for us not to give rebates in the future,” he said.

On whether the reduction in fuel price would result in lower food price, Najib said the Government hoped that the inflation trend would decrease.

He said further petrol price reductions would depend on the world fuel prices.

Well hell, I am annoyed too. No, I am not just annoyed. I am FUCKING annoyed.

I am annoyed that the government are so flip flop like that.
I am annoyed that I have to pay for exorbitant toll prices despite having paid so much for excise duties, taxes and whatever that comes in between.
I am annoyed that the government spent so much money on that redundant stupid ass space program.
I am annoyed that the government had to spend so much money to buy ‘kapal selams’ and ‘kapal perangs’ only to be parked somewhere maximizing its use… (we’re gonna fucking lose in any war anyway…)
I am annoyed about that bunch of racists who yelled at us Malaysian Chinese to go back to China…
I am annoyed with many many other things…

And most of all, I am FUCKING annoyed with what this guy had said -

If the people do not appreciate the rebates, it is better for us not to give rebates in the future

Instead of taking criticisms positively to strive for improvement, this guy bitched about how his delusional benevolence was under-appreciated by the public, and was threatening to reverse everything. How about that. Maybe he was not given enough commission for the job. Oh, I’ll be annoyed too. I hope one of his nincompoop ministers would say to him (like what they always say to us non-bumi’s…) - “Kalau you tak suka, janganlah kerja gomen…”.

Maybe we should help to grant his wish then. Let’s not trouble him for all the state/country matters anymore. Let’s not vote for him and his party the next GE.

Read this (source):

Wednesday August 13, 2008
UiTM slams MB’s proposal

SHAH ALAM: Universiti Teknologi Mara (UiTM) Vice-Chancellor Prof Datuk Seri Dr Ibrahim Abu Shah has hit out at Selangor Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim’s suggestion that the university open its doors to non-bumiputra students.

Prof Ibrahim said the call to have non-bumiputras allowed into the university was against the purpose of setting up the university.

“UiTM was set up to provide the bumiputras a chance to improve themselves by attaining tertiary education,” he told a press conference at the university here yesterday.

He was commenting on Khalid’s statement asking for UiTM to open 10% of its intake to the other races to raise the level of integration, competitiveness and the quality of graduates.

He said the power to decide on any changes to the intakes in UiTM was up to the government. Earlier about 5,000 UITM students held a peaceful demonstration in front of the state secretariat building where they also handed over a memorandum to a state government official objecting to the call by Khalid.

UiTM student body president Luqmannulhakim Mohamad Idris said the students wanted Khalid to retract the statement and apologise.

“We (the students) are very disturbed by the statement and we have planned our strategy on what to do if the Mentri Besar does not apologise and retract the statement,” he said.

Khalid, meanwhile said the proposal was done in the interests of both bumiputras and others.

Khalid said he was fully aware that he had no right to decide on the quota for non-Malays in UiTM.

These people were acting as if UiTM is as prestigious as Oxford or Harvard, and we non-bumis are trying to pillage their intelligence out from their asses… what a chode.

If anyone from UiTM is reading this - don’t worry about it guys. I’m not going to send my kid to UiTM. No fucking thanks. Not even if you pay me to send her there. Not in a million years. That’s because I don’t think I’m (we’re) that desperate, and I definitely would hate to see her turn into someone like you (and yeah, I will convince my non-bumi friends to stay the fuck away as well. You guys can have the whole place all by yourselves…)

Saw this piece in the news today. Read it, it’s funny.

KEMAMAN: Villagers in Kampung Pangkalan Binjai here are not amused by the antics of a group of macaques which hassle only the women folk.

Frustrated villagers call the apes “beruk gatal” (cheeky apes) and are laying traps to catch them. The villagers said the monkeys had attacked eight women in recent months, apart from stealing food. They would flee when they see men.

The monkeys timed their invasion into the houses at hours when the men were out at work.

Grandmother Mariam Jusoh said the apes had tried to attack her several times and had destroyed many of her pineapple crop.

The 72-year-old said the animals were big and aggressive and they have sharp claws. Attempts to just shoo away the animals were futile. “These animals enter our homes and ransack for food, littering the kitchen floor,” she said.

A mother of three, Maimunah Hassan, 43, encountered these apes when she was returning home from a grocery shop last week.

She heard wolf whistles and turned around, assuming some youngsters were being rude.

“I was startled to see a group of apes heading toward me,” she related.

She started to run and the apes pursued her. She managed to enter the house without getting hurt.

Terengganu Wildlife and National Park director Rozidan Md Yasin said the department had received numerous complaints about these apes. “They are from the mangrove areas and jungles. The ones disturbing the women were probably once reared by humans. Once they are released back into the wild, they might look for women again, maybe because they were fed by women when held captive,” he said. [source]

Wolf whistle. I didn’t know apes can wolf-whistle. I wonder where did they learn that from. I guess it must be from their closest cousins, the Mat Rempits or perhaps some of the politicians that went on national tv some weeks back.

“Feeeewittttt! ouhh woo ooh uhuhu”.

Man, that had me in stitches.

Must be heck of a boner for that grandma who made this headline. I mean, she was expecting some ‘youngsters’ from that wolf whistle, but it turned out to be apes. I don’t think it would be flattering for most women when they pique interests from apes. I mean, can you imagine that? Some hairy shit monkey finds you attractive and would like to make you his wife? Goddamn!

And by the way, I don’t think ‘beruk gatal‘ should be translated as ‘cheeky monkey’… In my opinion, ‘cheeky’ is usually associated to insolent little tykes or cute petite girls. But when a group of monkeys wolf whistle a defenseless old woman, you call them dirty old men politicians ‘horny monkeys’, or ‘lecherous apes’.

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Lorry driver in remand for raping friend’s mother

By R. SURENDRAN

SUNGAI PETANI: A 30-year-old lorry driver has been arrested for allegedly raping his friend’s mother who is more than twice his age.

The suspect was picked up at Gurun town on Tuesday, two days after he allegedly raped the 69-year-old dish washer in the jungle at Batu 4 in Gurun, near here.

Police on Wednesday obtained a seven-day remand order from the Sungai Petani magistrate’s court to detain him until next Tuesday to facilitate investigations.

Kuala Muda district deputy police chief Supt Ong Aik Chang said the suspect had gone to the victim’s house in a village in Gurun on Sunday night to look for her son who was not at home.

He said the victim then asked the suspect for a lift on his motorcycle to look for her son but he took her to a jungle instead where he allegedly raped her.

WHAT THE FUCKKKK??

That poor old lady should have known, never trust a lorry driver.

*****

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Doctor’s unusual treatment

KLANG: Police are looking for a doctor who allegedly performed oral sex on a 14-year-old boy who sought treatment at a clinic in Kapar on Tuesday.

The doctor was said to have told the boy to unbutton his pants and close his eyes after applying ointment to his cuts on both elbows following a fall.

Klang OCPD Asst Comm Mohd Rodwan Mohd Yusof said that at one point, the schoolboy “felt uncomfortable” and opened his eyes to see the locum doctor performing fellatio on him.

“The boy was terrified and ran out of the clinic to his mother who was waiting outside. On reaching home, the boy related the incident to his mother who lodged a police report,” he said.

“Our investigating officer tried to track down the doctor who is in his 30s but we have been told that he is holidaying in Indonesia. We are checking with the Immigration Department to find out his whereabouts,” said ACP Rodwan.

WHAT THE FUCKKKK?? x3