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October 5, 2006

dolt – take 5

The lab phone rang, and I answered it.

dolt : “Hello is this Milkboy?”

Me : “No. This is Michael.”

dolt : “Oh, may I speak to Milkboy please?”

Me : “I’m sorry he’s not in”

dolt : “Do you have his cellphone then?”

Me : “No. His cellphone is with him all the time. Most likely, inside his pocket”

dolt : [pauses for a couple seconds] “Ahahahks! Ok ok, thank you”

Me : [hangs up]

Whath the fucketh is wrongeth with these peopleth??

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September 12, 2006

dolt – take 4

The lab phone rang, and again, I answered it (that’s because I am always the ONLY ONE inside the lab working my ass off).

dolt : “Hello may I speak to Mojo Jojo please?”

Me : “I’m sorry, he isn’t around.”

dolt : “Oh I see… Do you happen to know the extension number to his lab phone?”

Me : “Errmmm… you’re actually calling the lab right now…”

dolt : “So you don’t have the number?”

Scenario fades out… I don’t intend to blog about this encounter any further.. Leave me alone…

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dolt – take 3

The lab phone rang, I answered it.

Me : “Hello”

dolt : [in a very heavy Mandarin accent] “Hello may I speak to Burrito please?”

Me : [pause]

dolt : [in a very heavy Mandarin accent] “Burrito, is Burrito in?”

Me : [pause think pause think] “BRENDAN! *fffffu…ck* You’re looking for Brendan!”

dolt : [in a very heavy Mandarin accent] “Aahhh yes yes! Brendan!”

Me : “No he’s not in bye” [hangs up]

Man… I’d be so fucking depressed if someone was to name me after a Mexican food…

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August 29, 2006

dolt – take 2

The lab phone rang, I answered it. The same dolt called. Again, to look for Mojo Jojo.

dolt : “Hello may I speak to Mojo Jojo please?”

Me : “I’m sorry, he isn’t around.”

dolt : “He gone out for lunch?”

Me : “Probably taking a crap somewhere, I couldn’t have possibly known. He could be anywhere.”

dolt : “Ahakssss hakksss ok ok. Who’s this?”

Me : “I am Michael”.

That dolt’s also a shapeshifter, and she has the intellect of a computer mouse.

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August 17, 2006

dolt – take 1

The lab phone rang, I answered it. Some dolt called to look for Mojo Jojo.

dolt : “Hello may I speak to Mojo Jojo please?”

Me : “I’m sorry, Mojo Jojo has gone out for a training whole day today.”

dolt : “So, he’s not in the lab?”

Me : “If he has gone OUT for a training today, of course he won’t be inside the lab.”

dolt : “Thank you.” [hangs up]

That dolt’s a ‘she’.

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