I hooted at Blackie today - because he made a very crass statement. He said that before he met both myself and BigSnake, he used to be a person that doesn’t condone profanities and vulgarities. As clean as an unused sanitary napkin. It was us that made him the squalid critter he is today.

Well, here’s our response towards his statement :

michaelooi = go fuck yourself & die.
BigSnake = fuck you. you’re already a very vulgar person before you met us.

If there’s still anyone out there who believed that ..there are still some innocent & pure individual that doesn’t utter a single word of profanity in their life before — WAKE UP ! They don’t exist anymore. They might not squeal FUCK in front of you, but deep inside their mind … it’s all evil.

My friend had proven this in an experiment before. What he did was to make a few prank calls to a pretty girl who has a reputation of an angel in his school. He kept calling this girl and the moment she answered the phone, he would hang up. He did this for a successively a few times a day … for a couple of weeks. Then, on the final call …. instead of hanging up after she answered … he uttered something not very nice to her — “you filthy bitch”. Guess what’s her response ? “Leh mah puki” — that’s hokkien for “your mom’s cunt”. Almost shocked my friend blackout.
*puki is actually a profanity in tagalog (phillipines) for cunt. It has been amalgamated into our local Malaysian profanity and was as colloquial as the word FUCK itself…

Down it went into the drain — her reputation as an angel —- my friend spread the news like an airborne VD about his misadventurous experiment with miss fake-angel. And after that tragic incident, nobody believed in the existence of angel ever since.

Profanity is a way of life. A part of evolution of a modern man (or woman) — to dissipate one’s anger and fury into a physically harmless word(s). It’s better than to vent your anger by smashing things up around your office … which in the process, you might hurt yourself or worst still, crash your hard disk that stored a myriad amount of precious porn jpg’s important data that took years of online hours to download.

Just, yell “FUCK” loud when you’re stressed … and you’ll incredibly feel better. I do this all the time. And I never had I once crashed my hard disk before… *fingers crossed*