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July 25, 2017

first spam from my daughter

Gave Regine her own phone some time back, and she spammed me for the first time…

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May 3, 2017

deep conversation

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April 14, 2016

maxis sucks donkey cock

Were commenting about the recent Maxis fiasco on Whatsapp with a group of buddies, when a fellow friend gave a good analogy on what I should’ve done…

maxis sucks

Yeah Maxis you fucking old slut with wet plastic bag deflated tits. Fuck you and your yeast infested cunt!

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January 13, 2016


I’ve been helping a friend to hook up some jobs when I learned about the news of him getting laid off.
I managed to score him a couple of opportunities for interviews, one which he turned down (salary mismatch) and the other he chickened out.

Then came another, it was an invitation for a walk-in interview from Jobstreet, opening at my previous workplace Company Y, not a very promising prospect but was an opportunity nevertheless. So, naturally, the first thing that came into my mind was to share the info with this friend of mine…

And that was when I learned that he had already found a job… and so I congratulated him… and then something happened… Here’s the msg exchange screenshot:

Did you see that? Switzerland. It felt really weird that he made the effort to mention about his business travel. How was that relevant to anything we were discussing? I didn’t know what to respond so, I left the conversation as it was. And then 10 mins later, in came another msg:

I didn’t see that coming. Has got to be the most desperate attention seeking attempt I’ve seen in a while. What are we, 6 year olds? Things that people do to get some attention. Pffft.

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September 26, 2013

fb msg

I received a Facebook message from an athletic looking girl with a chiseled body (whom I do not know). Here’s her message. It’s in 2 languages:

Hi, nama saya mariam, saya melihat profil anda di sini dan saya fikir saya akan ingin tahu anda lebih baik untuk kita menjadi kawan yang baik. Tulis kepada saya di alamat e-mel saya di [] untuk pengenalan lanjut dan untuk melihat gambar saya. pls menyertai alamat e-mel anda bersama-sama untuk saya menerima e-mel anda.

Hi,my name is mariam, I view your profile here and i think i will like to know you better for us to be good friends. Write to me in my email address at [ ] for more introduction and to see my photos. pls join your email address together for me to receive your mail.

I replied excitedly:

Mariam – Porrraahhhh!

Fucking spammers would do anything in the name of spam.

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