Who are you?
The name’s Michael Ooi. Note that my family name’s Ooi.
How old are you?
I was born in the year 1977. But I am only 24 years old this year, probably 20 the next and even younger as time progresses.
What do you work as?
I am currently working in a multi-national company known anonymously as ‘Company X’, as a failure analysis engineer (my job’s to analyze failed computer parts and make people look stupid).
Why do you blog?
I needed an outlet to vent out my excessive shit, so I chose to make it in writing. That’s why my blog is so explicit like that. I let everything all out here.
Are you normally like this in real life? To be so ribald and direct?
No I’m not.
I like your blog. Can we exchange links?
Thanks for liking my blog. If you want to exchange links, link me first and I’ll consider to reciprocate IF, I don’t find anything wrong with your site.
No we can’t exchange links. That is because I don’t maintain the ‘links’ page anymore. Sorry. You can link my site if you want, but please do not expect me to reciprocate.
Why have you stopped maintaining your ‘links’ page?
Because you’re ugly.
How frequent do you blog?
I blog when I feel like doing it. Just check back frequently or you can subscribe to my feed (look for it at the sidebar)
How do I subscribe to your feed?
Unplug your computer mouse and swallow it whole.
I like your entry #xxxxxx. I would like to plagiarize your entry and post it in my blog/site to pimp your ideas.
If there is anything that you wanted to filch from this site, email me.
I disagree with your post about [something] in your entry #xxxxxx. I think you’re wrong and [...]
Fuck off, I can’t be bothered.
I have blogged about a topic which I think you fucking plagiarized. [bitch bitch bitch]
I never plagiarize. Shut up and fuck off.
I am one of your friends and I am greatly disturbed about those nasty stuff you wrote about me… bitch bitch bitch [...]
Don’t read it then, and fuck off.
I hate you and your blog. You’re a shame to the society, you have atrocious grammar and ought to be hung. etc.
Well, fuck you. If you don’t like me or my blog, just fucking leave and never come back you moronic androgynous specimen.