Who are you?
The name’s Michael Ooi. Note that my family name’s Ooi.
How old are you?
Old enough to bang your girlfriend/wife/mom.
What do you work as?
I am an engineer in a multi-national company known anonymously as ‘Company X’.
Why do you blog?
Because I can.
Are you normally like this in real life? To be so ribald and direct?
No I’m not.
I like your blog. Can we exchange links?
If you want to exchange links, link me first and I’ll consider to reciprocate IF, I don’t find anything wrong with your site.
No we can’t. I don’t maintain the ‘links’ page anymore. Sorry. But you can still add me if you want.
Why have you stopped maintaining your ‘links’ page?
Because you’re ugly.
How frequent do you blog?
I blog when I feel like doing it. Just check back frequently or you can subscribe to my feed.
How do I subscribe to your feed?
Unplug your computer mouse and swallow it whole.
I like your entry #xxxxxx. I would like to plagiarize your entry and post it in my blog/site to pimp your ideas.
Email me, we’ll talk.
I disagree with your post about [something] in your entry #xxxxxx. I think you’re wrong and [...]
Go get some exercise.
I have blogged about a topic which I think you fucking plagiarized. [bitch bitch bitch]
I never plagiarize. Shut up and die.
I am one of your friends and I am greatly disturbed about those nasty stuff you wrote about me… bitch bitch bitch [...]
I can’t be bothered.
I hate you and your blog. You’re a shame to the society, you have atrocious grammar and ought to be hung. etc.
Well, fuck you. Just fucking leave and never come back you moronic androgynous specimen.