about

Who are you?
The name’s Michael Ooi. Note that my family name’s Ooi. Not Looi. For those of you who thinks I’m Looi, you should probably die.

How old are you?
I was born in the year 1977. But I am only 24 years old this year, probably 20 the next and even younger as time progresses.

What do you work as?
I am currently working in a multi-national organization known anonymously as ‘Company X’, as a failure analysis engineer (my job’s to analyze failed computer parts and make people look stupid).

Why do you blog?
I work for more than 9 hours a day, underpaid, overworked and have asshole neighbors. Being a volatile person, it’s really difficult for me to just cream everyone’s ass. I just might hurt myself doing that. The blog is like a medium for me to vent out my shit. That’s why it is so explicit like that. I let everything all out here.

Are you normally like this in real life? To be so ribald and direct?
No I’m not. I love fluffy animals, querulous old people and hyperactive kids. I drive slowly in traffic and never fucking cusses a single word of profanity in my life before.

What do you normally do during your free time?
If I am doing something during a particular lapse of time, it wouldn’t be called a ‘free time’, retard.

What is your favourite animal?
I kinda love cows. I think they taste pretty good when cooked half done.

I like your blog. Can we exchange links?
Thanks for liking my blog. If you want to exchange links, link me first and I’ll consider to link you back IF, I don’t find anything wrong with your site.

I have linked you, should I send you an email to alert you about it?
No, you don’t have to. I have contacts from the underworld and I’ll know it when I was linked. And yeah, if your blog/site sucks (and you know it), save your effort. Stay away.

How frequent do you blog?
I blog when I feel like doing it. It could be a few times a day, or even once a month/year. There’s no fixed schedule. Just check back frequently or you can subscribe to my feed (look for it at the sidebar)

I like your entry #xxxxxx. I would like to plagiarize your entry and post it in my blog/site to pimp your ideas.
If there is anything that you wanted to filch from this site, ask me first (email or comment). We shall discuss about it.

I disagree with your post about [something] in your entry #xxxxxx. I think you’re wrong and [...]
Whatever. Your opinion is your own problem. I can’t be bothered.

I have blogged about a topic which I think you fucking plagiarized. [bitch bitch bitch]
If there’s anything I posted sounded similar to any other online contents out there… they are needless to say, purely coincidental and you should never bitch about it. Not that I care anyway.

I hate you and your blog. You’re a shame to the society, you have atrocious grammar and ought to be hung. etc.
Well, fuck you. If you don’t like me or my blog, just fucking leave and never come back you moronic androgynous specimen.