May 16, 2019

nipple girl

There’s this girl at my workplace, whom I subconsciously refer as ‘the nipple girl’. No I do not know this person, she’s from another team. I’ve just seen her around. She earned that moniker because she has huge nipples. No, I have not seen her nipples raw before, just the impression… you know… from her embossed nipples. You see, no matter what she wears everyday, her nipples will get embossed out, leaving very little else to imagine. Just like that Jennifer Aniston, except hers are much bigger. About the size of a vehicle wheel lug nut I estimate. Huge motherfucking nipples. Warps the space time continuum. In case anyone’s wondering on the looks’ department, I’d say she’s about a 5, slender with an A cup, slightly cross eyed, with a little buck teeth, good complexion. Bronn would fuck her, so would the bunch of nerds following her around.

And that, is the perk of having people like her around. Nerds would go all over her. You hire one like her, she’d get the workforce of a few folds in return. It was all the work of the nipples. I wonder why my boss haven’t figure that out already – hire a huge nippled girl and get a few free headcounts helping out to get jobs done. That’s how great things are accomplished. Great men have fallen in battles for less than huge nipples.

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