January 12, 2019

douchebag fashion nowadays

You know, Company T employs a lot of fresh graduates almost every month. That’s why, I get to see the latest fashion senses (…like… in a super regular basis) when these young aspiring engineers show up for work at the beginning of the month. I don’t have to go to a college or a mall, I can see it all happening in my workplace, Company T. It’s like watching a slasher plot unfolding perpetually, one serial serial killer after another.

One of the most revolting sense of fashion I’ve noticed lately, is ‘short pants’. Not like the shortpants short pants but, a pair of long pants that are deliberately cut short (or made short? undersized?), just like the picture you see on the left. And I can see like, almost 50% of these douchebags wear these kind of stupid pants. No socks (socks sales must have fucking gone down lately, I bet). One of my old schoolmate once called this ‘The Michael Jackson pants’ – which if you noticed, was the kind of pants that Mike would wear when he danced. But he did that with white socks, reason being was, he wanted people to focus on his feet when he was dancing. But these young douchebags? They wear it without socks. Maybe this is one of the androgynous K-pop fashion thing that I might not know…

OK, a few problems with this Michael Jackson pants with no socks at work. First of all, they sure as hell aren’t dancing at work, so I have no idea why would they want anyone to notice their feet. Secondly, the ‘no socks’ policy is fucking disgusting. People wear socks to absorb the feet sweat to keep their feet dry. When your feet are dry, you don’t get as much bacteria breeding under your feet, therefore, reducing the stink (that’s why you need to keep your socks dry too, and change them regularly). This is like trying to regress from being civilized. You guys fucking heard of ‘Athlete’s feet’? Well, contrary from what the name suggested, it’s not a desired state where you have muscular lean feet like an athlete’s, but a kind of fungal infection when you do not wear socks and your feet would literally turn into zombies (go Google it already, you imbeciles!).

I asked my wife Emily about it, just in case if this is me being old and shit,
“Hey you noticed that young guys nowadays like to wear those Michael Jackson pants with no socks? You find that revolting?”
“Yeah I know. I have someone in my workplace wearing like that. Young guy. It’s weird”

For the record, we’re in our early 40’s so, I don’t know if you young chicks find that attractive but, we definitely don’t. I swear on my feet that if I ever get a young guy wearing like that in my team at work, I’mma fucking help to accelerate his goal of getting ‘Athlete’s feet’ by loading him with more labor intensive work and sweat it out through his feet. Mark my words.

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