September 25, 2017

forgettable face

Have you ever met someone whose face is so common, that you won’t be able to remember his/her face no matter how hard you try? I have met one that is so severe, that I strongly believe it should be classified as a superpower. It is my neighbor’s daughter.

My neighbor’s said daughter, has a face so common, that I can’t remember how she looks like no matter how hard I try. I’ve seen her face to face a few times, when I was at the apartment porch buying some bread from the Indian bread peddler, but there’s totally no recollection of any detail about her face. All I know is, she’s a teenager, about 16 or 17 of age, skinny as fuck. She probably can’t even use her face to unlock an iPhone X at all because Siri won’t have any fucking idea who she is.

It’s not that she’s ugly, because if that’s the case, it’ll be easy to remember her (let’s not even talk about being pretty). She’s just looking too commonly common. At first, I thought it was just me, so I kept this observation to only myself. Then one day, while talking to my wife about this neighbor, I had to find out if I’m alone in this…

“Hey, you know that *Cat’s Testicles’ daughter?”

*A given moniker by yours truly as I couldn’t properly pronounce my neighbor’s name in Mandarin – only to find it sound phonetically similar to ‘Cat’s Testicles’ in Cantonese.

“What about her daughter?”

“You noticed that she has such a forgettable face? I’ve seen her many times, but I still do not know how she looks like”

“Yeah, now that you mention it, I do not know how she looks like!”

Fucking cat balls. That was how I found out that I’m not nuts. She’s like, a boogeyman (or a boogeybroad), who walks amongst the shadows, undetected. Hell, even if you see her face to face, your memory won’t be able to hold much information about her features – except, maybe the shape of her head, or her hairstyle. Hell, I don’t even remember how her hair looks like! When you try to remember her, your brain will give an uncorrectable error. Blue screen of death, and out pops a monochrome dinosaur telling you that this is a bad load. Think about the implications, guys. She’s like the Fifth Element in reality. Think about how much damage if Cat’s Testical’s daughter were to fall into the wrong hands. She’d be an asset in the world of espionage…

Cat’s Testicles’ daughter, ladies and gentlemen.

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