April 22, 2015

dilated pupils

I was at Nando’s the other day for lunch with my colleagues. That particular outlet, has this one weird shit layout where tables are conjoined and partitioned with a really small divider. So you’re practically seating at the same table with some strangers.

That day, I happened to be the guy seated next to that divider, and I could see that the company next to our table was a bunch of schoolgirls no older than 17 years old. The one closest to me I noticed, was this seemingly fair girl with a short hair. She kinda gave me a good vibe, because she was wearing something decent, and her hair was not dyed shit brown or something. That, in my book of decency, enough to be ranked as an OK level. But that was until I saw her eyes. Her pupils were dilated like she’s fucked up, and it was really disturbing.

Then I looked at the rest of her friends, they all had these similar dilated pupils that made them look like the bunch of vampires from ’30 days of night’. Just what the fuck’s going on!? Well, the answer (I later found out) is ‘contact lenses’. Apparently, it is a fad nowadays to wear ‘dilated pupils contact lenses’. One of my niece had those too (as I later noticed), and I have stopped making eye contact with her ever since.

I don’t understand, why would anyone regard dilated pupils as attractive? Dilated pupils are often associated with people having disease or high on drugs. And how is that going to help them gain a mating partner? Oh that’s right, they’re trying to attract equally fucked up hairless pussies that look like Justin Bieber nowadays. Maybe that’ll work if that’s the kind they wanted to attract. Maybe those scrawny Bieber wannabes like girls with dilated pupils (a sign that they’re drugged and therefore an easy score? Makes sense…) and that’s their mating ritual which we normal folks won’t understand.

I had the most uneasy lunch at Nando’s that day.

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