December 22, 2014

fake your mother

Stereotypical Chinese educated girls. Always striving to sound and look sophisticated. It is as if these people exists for the sole reason to not let people look down on them. They’d do anything to cancel out any negative perception on them. One of the most annoying of things they do – is to ‘fake-English-accent’ (as a verb, because I don’t know how to actually describe that) their Hokkien/Cantonese dialect. Pretty much like how the contemporary Malay girls would say “Keshahhh Chinnta antharaaa dua duniaaa”… you know, with the emphasis on the H and everything.

I don’t fucking understand. Why would these people think that it works on them? Fucking makes me feel like killing an innocent animal really. Why the fuck would these people fake-English-accent their native dialect?? WHYYYYYY!?

I’ve been getting this radiation from a couple of bitch new tenants in my cube lately. Every fucking day. Every awakening seconds. FUCKKK! They’d never stop chatting with these stupid faked-English-accented-Hokkien. Bhak-khut-theh. FUCCKCKKKKKKK!~!!!!

You know what I’m gonna fucking do?? I’m gonna start collecting dead roaches and I’m gonna stuff them one by one into their drawers through the gaps and I’m going to see how fake their English accent would sound when they yell like real bitches in the office!

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