Archive for November, 2014

November 30, 2014

armpit hair

This is not right on so many levels…

New beauty trend – Dyeing armpit hair
PETALING JAYA: A new trend has emerged among women – growing their armpit hair and colouring it bright.

Roxie Hunt, who works at a salon in Seattle, United States, said in her blog that she always wanted to dye someone’s armpit hair.

“I’ve always wanted to colour someone’s pit hair, I have actually done it once but it was at late night with too much wine and without the proper tools available.

“I asked my co-worker Rain if she would be down to let me dye her pit hair blue to match her hair colour and she agreed,” Hunt wrote.

In her blog titled Offbeat Home and Life, she also gave a detailed explanation on how it was done.

On Instagram, many women posted pictures of their dyed pit hair using the hashtag #dyedpits.

There are also videos on YouTube.

When last checked on Instagram, there were 63 posts from women using the hashtag showing off their coloured hair pits.

It’s bad enough to
a) dye your natural hair to other colors,
b) even have hair on your armpit (females)

but to dye your armpit hair?? What the fuckkk? That’s like attempting to double the damage!
Why are the kids so damn fucking retarded nowadays??

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November 12, 2014

Arab tourists suck

I was in KL for a day trip on assignment, and met a chatty Indian taxi driver. The long ride in his taxi, got us to talk about everyday stuff – from the GST to Anwar’s butt, but the most interesting of all, our shared hatred for Arab tourists (and what followed after that).

The taxi driver told me his experiences with Arab tourists and he hated them because most of them are assholes. They’d either fleece him off his taxi fare, or they’d scream at his ass for not driving fast/slow enough. Had a couple of police reports to prove it. I couldn’t agree more with him – I’ve always disliked them for being inconsiderate and rude, i.e. assholes. It was as if they’ve been brought up to believe anyone who isn’t an Arab is inferior.

Anyway, it was just a chat to pass time. The last time I actually had an encounter with an asshole Arab was eons ago, until that VERY DAY ITSELF in the airport (after the taxi dropped me off) – believe it or not, I had another incident with the Arabs! (this time, it was a young couple with children).

I was queuing up at Burger King, and saw this skinny fucknut Arab standing at the counter next to the queue checking out the menu displayed behind the cashier. He was pretty much minding his own business there and then walked away. When it came to my turn to order, suddenly this Arab bitch appears right next to me and ordered 2 cheese burgers. Everyone in the queue then (myself included) glowered at the fucking Arab bitch for about a few seconds, before the cashier politely told her that she won’t be served because there’s a queue at the counter. Arab bitch went nuts and claimed that her husband was in front of me in the queue and she was standing in for him. Not knowing who her husband was, I asked

“So who’s your husband? And where is he now?”, I thought, maybe she’s a wacko and has an invisible husband…

She pointed to that skinny fucknut Arab cheebye I saw earlier on. He was standing about 20m away, looking at the roof. I then said to the Arabian bitch,

“No he wasn’t in the queue”, and looked squarely in her heavily eyelined eyes, to which she got intimidated and backed the fuck off… but not without bitching something in her language (a language which sounded like she’s trying to get rid of something stuck in her throat – that’s how I knew she and her fucknut husband are Arab tourists). I wanted to yell at her with my native language (perhaps with a little mix of Tamil to confuse her), but I simply wasn’t in the mood (been a long day for me). So, I just chose to ignore her instead.

I thought that was the end of it, and she’d go queue up or something. But guess what, it happened again to another patron. It appears that this fucking Arab couple does not know how to queue up (like, standing behind a line?)! How fucking ridiculous is that? And after that, they somewhat had a quarrel in the Burger King joint (screaming some high energy pubic-hair-stuck-in-throat language, creating a big scene) and both of them then walked off towards different directions, leaving their 2 confused children inside the place for the whole duration of my meal (that’s about 15 mins). When I left the joint, their children (and bags) were still there. Fucking Arab tourists. Inconsiderate, stupid and reckless.

What are the odds, eh? That’s like you ranting about acne problems back during your puberty years and then WHAM! a big zit appears on your motherfucking nose. Shit happens out of the blues mann…

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November 4, 2014


Please read this piece of ridiculous news here

‘Painful lessons’ Saiful learnt
PUTRAJAYA: Previous sodomy en­­counters might have taught Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan (pic) to carry a lubricant along when meeting Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim so as to protect himself from further injuries, the Federal Court heard.

“How come you have KY jelly (when Mohd Saiful went to see Anwar)? All this will only make it sensible if the complainant says that there were previous encounters.

“If you are used to the situation, you will get prepared not to be injured,” lead prosecutor Tan Sri Muhammad Shafee Abdullah submitted before a five-man panel chaired by the Chief Justice Arifin Zakaria.

Muhammad Shafee argued it was, therefore, pertinent that the court considered this part of the evidence.

“It is relevant to explain why there were no injuries or signs of physical trauma on the intimate part of the complainant (Mohd Saiful),” Muham­mad Shafee said, adding that such evidence would reflect Mohd Saiful’s state of mind and conduct before, during and after the sodomy incident mentioned in the charge.

He argued that the evidence given by Mohd Saiful pertaining to his previous sexual encounters with Anwar was admissible in the current sodomy case.

Muhammad Shafee said such evidence would further be helpful to understand the issue of credibility on the part of the complainant.

The other judges on the panel are Court of Appeal president Justice Raus Sharif and Federal Court judges Justices Abdull Hamid Embong, Suriyadi Halim Omar and Ramly Ali.

Muhammad Shafee said Anwar would not be prejudiced if such evidence was allowed as the apex court was “not in a jury trial”.

He said Anwar had contended that the trial judge had erred in law for considering Mohd Saiful’s evidence on his alleged previous sexual encounters with the Opposition Leader.

“Mohd Saiful was dominated by the appellant who took advantage of him,” he said. “It will not make sense if we do not see it in its context in narrative.”

Besides that, Muhammad Shafee argued that such evidence was also relevant pursuant to Section 8 of the Evidence Act among others to explain the preferred sodomy charge.

“Why Mohd Saiful did not physically resist the alleged offence committed by the appellant against him although he ‘tidak rela’ (not willing)?

“Why he did not run away immediately after the incident when he had the opportunity to do so, so much so that he had become familiar with the situation,” he said.

He said the evidence would help the court to better appreciate the continuation of the relationship between an abusive employer who exerted dominance over a young submissive employee.

He argued that Anwar had failed to call 10 alibi witnesses, including the PKR leader’s wife, when a notice of alibi had been issued by his solicitor earlier.

“None of the witnesses were called to prove his alibi,” he added.

Muhammad Shafee will continue his submissions today.

Anwar was charged with sodomising Mohd Saiful, then 23, at a Desa Damansara condominium unit in Bukit Damansara on June 26, 2008.

Anwar, 67, is now appealing against his conviction and five-year jail term imposed by the Court of Appeal on March 7. The prosecution is appealing for a longer jail term.

The Court of Appeal’s decision early this year came after it overturned a High Court judgment in January 2012 which acquitted Anwar.

Tell me something, this fuckshit actually brought a lube to be anal raped by the accused (Anwar)?? And he actually said that it’s for his own protection. How about not going there again and make a beeline to the nearest police station sound? Maybe not logical to him given his level of intellect.

Bringing a lube to be anal-raped by someone isn’t what I would deem as ‘self protection’… in my book of reasoning, that’s called ASKING FOR IT!

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