February 16, 2012

guys are cruel

Fat Bitch, a feisty office admin whom everyone hates at my office. She has not shown up at work for a few days, which many have noticed due to the sudden change of ambience. A guy technician brought the topic up during lunch,

Technician: “Dude, Fat Bitch left the company is it? Haven’t seen her for a while.”

Me: “I heard she has been hospitalised.”

Technician: “Really? No wonder it is so quiet now. What happened to her?”

Me: “Not sure. But I’d wager she’s having her cervix removed.”

Technician: “Why do you say that?”

Me: “Think a bit. Woman her age, do you think she’s going to get hospitalized for reasons like, broken bones? She fucking sits the whole day in her office and she’s so fat like that.”

Technician: “Hmmm”

Me: “It is also unlikely that she’s going for a maternity, at that age. Thought that still might be a remote possibility, couldn’t really tell whether it was fat or baby in her tummy.”

Technician: “Hmmm”

Me: “She obviously isn’t likely to get a cosmetic surgery either, because it will be a futile attempt at anything. The lipo’s going to break the machine.”

Technician: “I think there could still be other reasons than cervical removal…”

Me: “No I don’t think so, I think her cervix is fucked”

Technician: “Well, what about breast cancer? She’s probably having her tits amputated now…”

Me: “Hmmm, you’re right, that could happen, I missed that out…”

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