August 14, 2011


I fucking hate cars with ‘bumper stickers’. I’m not sure if the term is even technically correct… because they’re not really on bumpers, but on the rear windscreen. Seems like a fad these days – unfolded collars, fake tans, douchebaggery, bumper fucking stickers. Most of them are with inane quotes that no one gives a shit like ‘princess on board’, ‘you’ll never walk alone’ or some religious chants. It’s like they can’t wait to tell the whole world that they suck or something.

Just the other day, there was this car which swept into my lane in high speed without an indicator, nearly hitting mine. It was a Malay chick with a psychological stench of a stray female dog with festering cunt. When her fucked up piece of a junk finally got to the front of mine, I then saw it – the bright yellow ‘bumper sticker’ that stood out like a sore thumb on the top left of her rear windscreen – ‘PREGNANT LADY DRIVER’ – with a graphic that showed a woman in an awkward pose like she was having a lobotomy at the wrong end. So what was the sticker all about? Like I wasn’t suppose to feel pissed because she’s pregnant? That it is excusable for pregnant people to weave all over the road like a fucking lunatic? What if I’m a motorcyclist who got run over by that bitch? Would it matter if she’s knocked up? Fucking cheebye.

Here, I manage to snap a photo of her ‘sticker’, excuse the blurriness – for I took the photo with a raging hand:

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8 Comments to “biatch”

  1. mott says:

    as a three times formerly pregnant lady driver..I’m extremely offended. i hate ppl who take advantage of their situation and expect pity.

    just bad luck, you’re a guy. I wudda given her my finger.

  2. ahsiang says:

    I always see this kind of driver in Penang la, usually they put up “Namo Amitabha” sticker. sigh.

  3. Jason says:

    what did that sticker reads by the way?

  4. Seremban engineer says:

    I fucking hate the people put the University sticker in the rear windscreen. Like the UPM, UKM, UM…… these guys acting showoff how highly educated they are. Xxxx I wish to get the Harvard University sticker to show them off also.

  5. michaelooi says:

    the sticker reads: “i’m a stupid fuck”

    at least that’s what it looks to me

  6. feizal says:

    Dude.. u havent posted in a while la.. watsup

  7. sulaiman alvin phee says:

    wait till you try driving in singapore muahaha

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