June 14, 2011

thermometer

A male colleague and I were having a guy talk in my workplace today. He was telling me how a friend of his married a hot ass Vietnamese graduate in Singapore. That was when I told him about my opinion on common stereotyping that is plaguing our society today

Me: “You know, I’m happy for your friend and all but, I’m afraid when people hear about someone hitching a Vietnamese wife, the first thing that comes to mind is usually ‘mail order bride’. Graduate or not. It’s sad, really.”

Colleague: “That is true.”

Me: “But on the other hand, if you hitch a white chick, everyone’s going to congratulate you like you’ve just earned a credit for your ancestor, even if the white chick’s a whore.”

Colleague: “Yeah man, white chicks are trash. Divorce is very common for them. Have you heard what happened to that ‘thermometer’ guy?”

Me: [confused] “I’m sorry, the thermometer guy? Who’s that?”

Colleague: “You don’t know the ‘thermometer’ guy? That guy, Anwar?”

Me: “No I don’t think I know him. Is he your supplier or something?”

Colleague: “You don’t know meh? The governor of California?”

That was when the picture of this guy came pouring in like a wall of tsunami, followed by a violent compulsion of wanting to hurl on him from the retch of laughing too hard.

Me: “HAHHH AGHAHHH HAAA *cough* HAAAAAAHHH! It’s TERMINATOR LAHHH you fuck!! AHAHHH!”

I almost died laughing.

I reckon if there’s an Anwar who stars in movie called ‘Thermometer’, the thermometer’s going to be the rectal type…

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7 Comments to “thermometer”

  1. flora says:

    damn! how does he mess up thermometer with terminator, and arnold with anwar? epic though.

  2. Seremban Engineer says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  3. Reader says:

    The Thermometer 2: Veterinarian Day

    Dr. John Connor: You just can’t go around termometering people.
    The Thermometer: Why?
    Dr. John Connor: What do you mean why? ‘Cause you can’t.
    The Thermometer: Why?
    Dr. John Connor: Because you just can’t, OK? Trust me on this. The ass hurts.

  4. ahsiang says:

    Coming soon this summer!
    Anwar Shawanegar is the “THERMOMETER”.
    Rosmajid is the “John Connor”.
    “THERMOMETER” going to kick ass “John Connor” in this movie.
    Special effect provided by Rocket.

  5. tyra says:

    LOL!

  6. Ah Ba says:

    I thought he meant like a guy who has a thermometer shoved up his ass lol.

  7. fan says:

    good one. i almost died falling off my chair. ^ _ ^

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