A female colleague was hyping about the impending royal marriage between prince William and some chick during lunch at Company Y cafeteria…
Female colleague : “Prince William is going to get married tomorrow SQUEAL SQUEAL SQUEAL!”
Then she went on to remark how much the prince resembled his beautiful mother, Diana, and inherited the good looks.
Me : “No I think Harry’s better and tougher. William looks like a sissy. Besides, he is balding. Male pattern baldness. Not handsome anymore. Totally ugly.”
Coincidentally, there was this manager who sat just opposite me, who is balding, with male pattern baldness. I already uttered what I shouldn’t have said when I realized he was there. He was working on his lunch halfway, then slowly looked up at me – like he had been slapped by his own biological father – and just stared blankly at me.
I think I had hurt that guy’s feelings. Fuck me.