January 10, 2011

Larry

When I first joined Company Y, I was already made to involve in several key projects around the stinkhole. One of the projects in particular, was at its beginning stage and all its team members were a bunch of dead fucking serious no joke kind of people. Working with them was like a Jew working for a bunch of elite SS Nazi guards. A totally ‘potong stim’ kind of experience.

And then there’s this guy in the team called Larry, a very experienced elder engineer with a straight face. He has a deep dark voice and never smiles. Whenever the guy was at a meeting, he would just stay quiet. If he ever talks, it would only be short and terse comments. Gave me an impression that he’s too stucked up in the ass to socialize like a human.

That went on for like, a few weeks until one fine Friday night – I was hanging out at this watering hole with my friends, boozing and half drunk as usual, when I saw Larry at this same place we were boozing. If I was sober then, I would have totally ignored that fucker but alas, I was not. So I rowdily yelled out at Larry – “Hey Larry! How’s it going man? Woo hoo!”. He naturally ambled over, also half drunk, and started bitching about how his boss was such a dick to him and something more (I couldn’t register with my half addled mind). But I remember myself telling him this – “Hey man good to see you here. I never thought you’re cool enough to booze at places like this…” I didn’t know why I said that but, it was done in an drunk-honest kind of way and totally not gay at all.

Then came the Monday after the weekend, I was sort of half embarrassed about the encounter with Larry… you know, because after all, we were all supposed to be serious or some shit like that. So I never said a word about that night to him when I saw him… until Larry came to me and said in jest – “Hey Michael, why are you working so hard here? Let’s go boozing!”. And he was never the same again after that day. We started to work like how team mates should be. We often bantered around and exchanged dirty jokes. Just a couple days back, he expressed how he wanted to have a tit-fuck with the busty office admin, and then to also doggy fuck her while smacking her ass.

Now who would have thought Larry is actually a normal person like me? Instead of a person like what I originally perceived him to be? And strange enough, it was the booze that made all of these possible.

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10 Comments to “Larry”

  1. Ryan says:

    Most people put on a mask when they go to work.

    You only get to see the real person in them outside work.

    Anyway booze works wonder :D

  2. Chris says:

    Perhaps Larry is the type that opens up after gauging how people perceive him. It can be difficult to understand a person sometimes and be understood mutually in return.

  3. auyongtc says:

    Booze, helping ugly people have sex since the beginning of time.

  4. erm says:

    does larry blog?

  5. michaelooi says:

    auyong – So that’s how you do it…

    erm – I don’t know.

  6. Jason says:

    Pic of busty office admin staff please :)

  7. Wilson Choo says:

    Congratulations man… you found a buddy… hahaha… :-)

  8. danielle says:

    i agree that booze works wonders… now, my colleagues and i take time off every fortnight to do team bonding out of the office

  9. ShaolinTiger says:

    Yah, most ppl are same la – can’t be arsed to get to know people at the office cos they are all boring fucks.

    But if you see someone out boozing you know they are alright!

  10. Wow. This is amazing! Trust Micheal to bring out the Guys in us Engineers! Whoo Hoo!

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