December 15, 2010

nincompoops do not know

Caught this shocking news in TheStar today…

[source]
Malaysia run by competent politicians, Najib assures investors
ALOR GAJAH: Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak has assured investors that the country is run by very competent politicians.

“I assure you that Malaysia is not run by incompetent politicians but by very competent politicians,” he said when officiating the opening of AUO Sunpower Corporation Sdn Bhd’s manufacturing plant here Wednesday.

He cited the US$600mil (RM1.88bil) investment to set up the world’s largest solar panel manufacturing plant as a good example of “effective partnership” beteeen the federal government, state government and foreign investors.

The plant, which covers 108,000sq m, is a joint venture between US-based Sunpower Corporation and Taiwanese company AOU.

It will be able to produce more 1,400 megawatts of high-efficiency solar cells annually by 2013 and will employ 4,000 workers and engineers.

Yeah right, they’re soooo ‘competent’ that they need the Prime Minister to tell everyone in the press. “Hey, my son here is hot and has a big dick! You girls should totally sleep with him!”

The fact is, if the politicians in Malaysia can be deemed as ‘competent’, then the bunch of sniff ass macaques in Penang Botanical Gardens would be in the positive 3 times the standard deviation of the competency distribution curve (if you do not know what that means, never mind).

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6 Comments to “nincompoops do not know”

  1. ahsiang says:

    alamak, statistic pulak :D

  2. Joe says:

    of course they need to PM to tell them that. our politicians are wayyyyy too clever to figure out themselves.

  3. KC says:

    The irony of it is this following headline found in the same paper:-
    “Former Immigration deputy D-G found guilty of bribery”

  4. SPF 88 says:

    Mind if I just blurt out random words here? :) :p In no particular order: NMR, relationships, helium, hydrogen, et cetera, et cetera, and et cetera. *left eye right eye blink*

  5. einsamsoldat says:

    Of course they are competent, have no doubt of it. They have innate talent to be competent to add administrative costs in simple processes giving them secondary tangible income ;)

  6. Richard says:

    There is no need to convince and win the favour of the people, if they are good.
    Unless of course they know that they are not, hence the publicity stunt.

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