November 24, 2010

we deserve it

Company Y is a big company. I only work in one of its small divisions, which is located in a separate building from the main plant. Now this main plant, is a huge motherfucking building. Consists of all kinds of people. Most of them engineers, being a technology company and all.

For some strange fucking reasons, the division that I worked for, is like an unwanted bastard child. The people from the main plant would look down upon us. If we were to send them emails, it will be treated with the lowest priority, if not with contempt. They talk to us derisively and often with a heightened tone. It’s like, we’re dealing with a whole separate apartheid system in there.

At first, I was damn pissed off for having to deal with this kind of shit. You know, it’s not my idea of fun when you have to deal with people like them almost every goddamn day. But then, I kinda discovered something about them that made me all cool about having this ‘bastard child’ identity.

You see, I went into their office for the first time about 2 days ago for an important meeting, and I discovered something about these ‘people from the main plant’. Their cubicle is only 1/3 of mine. That’s right, only 2 feet max. They cram about 5 engineers into a small cube, of what would have been the size for only (less than) 2 in my office (actually, we have individual cubes). I mean, there isn’t even enough space for me to whip out my dick. If I stretch my arms in there, I probably would knock over a few monitors and cause injury. And that was when my pang of conscience overwhelms me, and I went – “My god, these poor fuckers… no wonder they’re so stucked up in the ass!”. And not only that, I also kinda discovered that their wage is at least 30% lower on average than our’s. That’s like, being a midget having a short dick with erectile dysfunction.

The world looked so much brighter to me from then on. Looks like being a bastard child isn’t that bad after all…

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8 Comments to “we deserve it”

  1. Ann says:

    I think they are the unwanted bastard child lah..

  2. Ryan says:

    Michael, 2 feet is equivalent to about 61cm which is less than a meter.

    Heck you can’t even fit a midget.

    Err,, your colleagues are sure small.

  3. ShaolinTiger says:

    Yah bro, now you know why they hating hahahaha. Pity them fools.

  4. michaelooi says:

    Ann – More like an abandoned angry child

    Ryan – Believe it man… it’s really that small. (the one at the center is the worst). I wish I can share a picture to prove it man but, I can’t.

    ST – Heheh yeah, midget with a short dick with ED getting jealous of porn stars…

  5. Joe says:

    nolah, they know that they r underpaid and has less benefits than ur team, dat’s y..

  6. ahsiang says:

    cubicle, bigger or small, is just a cell (a.k.a jail) :P

  7. michaelooi says:

    Maybe for you only, Ah Siang. For me, it is a place where I coordinate projects, work for my plans, and plot strategies.

  8. feizal says:

    I have an small office above old town kopitian all to myself.. :p haha

    Anyway, if ur ever near sunway carnival mall, drop me an email. Brewsky’s on me bro

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