October 8, 2010

UiTM research team

Received this email from a purported ‘research team’ from UiTM Shah Alam…

from Kay
to Michael Ooi
date Fri, Oct 8, 2010 at 3:18 PM
subject UiTM Shah Alam (Malaysia)
signed-by gmail.com
3:18 PM (0 minutes ago)

We are the research team from UiTM Shah Alam, and currently we are conducting a study on Investigating Attraction Factors to Join Affiliate Program by Website Owner .
The objective of the study is to Investigating Attraction Factors to Join Affiliate Program by Website Owner .

We would appreciate it if you could spend few minute to
complete this questionnaire.

Please be informed that all of the information provided by you will be treated wise strict confidence and will be used for the purpose of this study way.

Follow this link : XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Thank you for your cooperation.

I mean,
– “to Investigating”?…
– “spend few minute”?…
– “information provided by you will be treated wise strict confidence”?…
– and note the email time, it’s future dated. (can’t even get the time right)


Damn, don’t you think his English is too suck ass to be of university level?
If they’re really from UiTM, I think the team does not need to conduct research. They need English classes.

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12 Comments to “UiTM research team”

  1. doc says:

    Probably quota system at work…

  2. iwancmn says:

    Back to the future! LOL.. Today, (the future date) UiTM people carry English For Dummies in their bagpacks. “Research time!”

  3. frankie says:

    With crutches they are on self destruct mode. Non competitive but think too highly of themselves. Good at lording over others.

  4. ahsiang says:

    maybe was translated from BM using Google :P

  5. david says:

    just mark the mail as spam ?

  6. fool says:

    share the link, please. i couldn’t tell what’s the study about. the title and the objective of the study is exactly the same. must study the questionnaire to guess what they are trying to achieve.

  7. michaelooi says:

    fool, I’m not doing them a favor by pimping their website. They can rot with their retarded research for all I care.

  8. cindy says:

    Mike, dun hv to be too harsh on them…… know what they said bout these freshies …’top scorer= zero general knowledge’… mayb they really used direct translation o English For Dummies…..bohohohohohoho!!!!…

  9. feizal says:

    Universiti itik Tonggeng Malaysia..

    My dad interviewed a 4.0 UiTM student… My dad asked her a few questions in english.. very basic… but too much for her to handle that she cried. During which she begged my dad to ask the questions in Malay…


  10. michaelooi says:

    hahah yeah itik tonggeng. I like that name.

  11. doo doo cheng says:

    one day these inept english speakers will be governing the country, which ultimately translates to your ass and mine.

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