July 16, 2010

puisi semasa

Poem in conjunction of ‘Hari Barang Naik’… (too free at work today)
If you have your own poem, please contribute also.

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Menteri negara boros dan sombong
Kuat merepek bercakap kosong
Tipu rakyat negara lingkup
padahalnya duit makan tak cukup

Beli kapal bina rumah
Orang miskin biar susah
Bukan Melayu dipanggil pendatang
Layanan diberi macam binatang

Masuk poket subsidi potong
Minyak, gas, buku dan gula
Kerja tak buat banyak kelentong
Dahlah bodoh nak malas pula

michaelooi  | imaginations  | 

22 Comments to “puisi semasa”

  1. MaN|acZ says:

    Michael,
    maybe you should write poems to earn some side income.

  2. Tan Yee Hou says:

    Eh actually binatang gets better treatment also!

    I have a little puppy and he gets spoilt rotten.

    :(

    What is kelentong arr I don’t have a dictionary at home.

  3. Fiona K says:

    wow… impressive! not only it rhymes, it is also freaking true!! *clap clap*

  4. michaelooi says:

    MaN|acZ – So you’re paying?

    Yee Hou – ‘Kelentong’ means ‘to bluff’ ler…

    Fiona – I have a PhD in BeeEm… believe me.

  5. julie says:

    haha..i like this!!

  6. kumar says:

    Man, your words are like fcuking gospel!!

  7. EinsamSoldat says:

    On the contrary I agree with subsidy cut… Look at this, we Malaysians are so rich that we can pay premium price for zilch civil service… We are paying premium for sub sub-standard cars (Mind you VIOS drivers, yes you; those you bought from UMW are sub standard out-of-date VIOS models). So I truly believes we can afford subsidy cut. Yes we can ;P

  8. michaelooi says:

    EinsamSoldat – I do hope you’re just goofing around dude. Our cars are expensive vs what we want to pay are two different things.

    What really boils me is, the government is not exploring to eliminate wastage before contemplating subsidy cuts. We are funding way too much unnecessary stuff… cutting the subsidy won’t change a thing. (750million is kacang ler bro… but means a lot to poor fucks like me)

  9. cindy says:

    no shit michael…… i really wish i could write something like that in the paper…….complaints bout the gov snobbish acts….pffft…..without getting sue….

  10. EinsamSoldat says:

    Yes mike I am fucking around to make my points ;) Reverse psycho any1. RM750million means earth and heaven for most of us poor fucks here :)

  11. ah beng says:

    750 m-i-l-l-i-o-n ~ whoa…just saying it..i’d be happy to have 10% of it..no..even 1% im happy…

  12. doc says:

    How much of that 750 million are going to see the daylight ever again???

    “Oooh! We raise the price of sugar because we don’t want the rakyat to eat too sweet else they get diabetes! And we raise petrol prices because we really want them to exercise and get healthier!”

    They even wanna rob lottery prizes! Looks like they are taking their last deep breaths before they drown in their own shit.

  13. Kayzy says:

    “Dahlah bodoh nak malas pula.” Lol…Epic. Thank you michael.

  14. cwby says:

    On an unrelated note…

    Hari ini pandu kereta,
    Tertekan minyak, polis pun tanya,
    Kenapa cepat, nak pergi ke mana,
    Lalu tanya nak tolong ke apa?

    Saya mestilah jawab nak tolong,
    Tapi poket saya kosong,
    Dia cakap sikit pun tak apa,
    Lepas tu, I baru ingat, Raya dah nak tiba.

    I seriously need to improve my Bahasa Kebangsaan. My standard sudah jatuh… Oh btw, I am RM50 poorer now.

  15. michaelooi says:

    Satu dua kucing berlari
    Belakang semak polis sembunyi
    Baik jikalau adik berhati-hati
    Nanti kena bayar duit kopi

  16. Ryan says:

    WTF!! Rapping in BM?? Hahahaha…

  17. cwby says:

    Duit kopi sudah di bayar,
    Hati tak senang, nak cakap kasar,
    Tapi tak boleh berlagak macam orang pasar,
    Kalau berlagak, gua akan di kisar.

  18. michaelooi says:

    Cendawan tumbuh di tepi telaga
    Makan sotong tahan dahaga
    Dah kena tangkap tentulah susah
    Bayarlah saman bukannya rasuah

  19. cwby says:

    Kalau saman besar akibatnya,
    Akan di gantung oleh bapa,
    Bukannya saya mahu rasuah,
    Tapi hati masa tu gentar.

    Saya tahu saya terkeluar tajuk,
    Mohon ampun jikalau terlajur,
    Di sini sajalah berakhirnya tajuk,
    Kalau salah tolonglah tunjuk.

  20. michaelooi says:

    Hari hujan guruh-gemuruh
    Yang pandu cepat tu siapa suruh
    Pelik adik takut akan bapa
    Sogok polis pula tidak apa

    Tajuk terkeluar perkara kecil
    Yang paling penting adik fikir
    Adakah berbaloi masuk penjara
    Kerana takut bapak marah

  21. frankie says:

    Masterpiece.

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