My blog’s 7th anniversary tomorrow, and look what I got in my inbox? A hate mail! It’s been some time since I got one…
from Selena Perez [lettherainfall12@gmail.com]
to Michael Ooi
date Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 12:13 PM
subject fckrok listen up you homo.grace was right. i dont give a shit if you think i should be warned. ur a little fcking asshole and u dont realize what ur doing to those cats. ur never gonna get a grlfriend ,or boyfriend. you arent very smart either because if anyone in authority coaght you doing that u’d be arrested for animal cruelty. only a fcking idio\t would not know what hes doing. i would nt be surprised if ure a child molester or sex offender. u disgust me. and the only reason u shut off the comments is bcuz u KNOW WHAT UR DOING IS WRONG AND U,BEING A PRICK, DONT WANT TO HEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
other than that the rest of ur blog is freakin hilarious but when ppl intentionally hurt animals…well, they can burn in hell for all i care
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Let the rain fall.
I DON’T CARE.
If you manage to wade through that shit thick with errors, you should be able to tell that she’s actually mad about something I wrote back in 2005, about various creative ways to torture a cat.
Yeah, that post is prehistoric man. What took her 5 years to reach here hahah. I don’t understand why couldn’t she just fuck off or kill herself or something. What a fucking bitch. Here’s my reply to her.
from Michael Ooi
to Selena Perez [lettherainfall12@gmail.com]
date Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 9:23 PM
subject Re: fckrFuck you, Selena. I hope a thousand cats would die for each and every word you spell wrong…
heh, she’s a fan! she did mention “other than that the rest of ur blog is freakin hilarious but when ppl intentionally hurt animals…” which could mean she was reading through your older post and came to the “best way to torture a cat” hahah!!
ending with a big “I DON’T CARE”… real classic
LMAO.
For every uptight animal activist I will torture a kitten or a puppy :)
After reading the ‘creative ways in torturing a cat’ post, I have to agree with Selena, Mike. Though you claimed that there wasn’t any animals harmed (and I seriously don’t think you will harm any cats anyway) but you are giving ideas to some sickos out there. And hey … what will lil’ Regine says when she reads that post? … is that you, daddy?
Happy 7th anniversary ! :)P
littlecomma – It’s a big ass internet out there. Just don’t read lah, if things are not tailored to your liking. No one is pointing a gun at you to read and agree at every fucking thing dished out to you. Duh.
Dear Mike,
I’ve said this before, and I’m gonna say this again.
You’re an asshole, but I like it. :-D
Have fun!
Ahahahahaha!!! I love your reply!
I believe lil’ Regine will have too awesome a life to take daddy’s posts labeled as “imagination” seriously.
Oh btw, happy 7th year! Thanks for writing for so long. I forgot how I came across your blog but my favorite favorite posts are “orange” and “low-level invention” :P and those are really quite some years ago. (hope i didn’t get the titles wrong :P)
U blog is badass! Ur reply, badass lah brudder..
I can only dream of being such a bad ass..
Hahaha
Haha…I guess u got your 7 year “bitch”:-P
i suspect she’s using 56k dial-up modem on a windows 3.1, hence the 5 year period. heheh
Happy anniversary, dude.
selena, just let it go…. duh…. if there are so many things u hated so much about ppl, u should just ask yourself why. why bother by the stuff that never come bother u anyway…..get a better life…
Yeah man, can’t believe I’ve written so much crap for 7 years! Some trivial statistics
Number of published posts: 1405
Number of overall posts: approx. 1600 (many of them had to be deleted for critical reasons)
Number of comments: 14115 (about 5 – 6k were lost during the dot net migration)
Views: average 16k per month (used to be around 30k per month, but the popularity of this site has since waned as the social interests started to shift towards gay and pussy blogs)
hi michael, stumbled across your blog from someone’s blog. Happy 7 Birthday. and i read the ways to torture a cat. It’s really sick But i like it! lol. es. the toothpick one. I hate cats and at the same time afraid of them too. Even though the ways that u propose is something i would love to do.. but i wont do it.. scare.. lol…
Sigh…blogs aren’t like what they used to be.
Blokes aren’t supposed to be camwhoring. In fact nobody over the age of 18 should be camwhoring.
I cannot decide if your post is awesome in a funny way or just plain sickening. LOL…After reading your post, I’ve decided to start a mini blog (not completed) on my love-and-hate relationship with this feline.
http://saya-benci-kucing.blogspot.com/