The topic ‘out of body experience’ has baffled scientists for centuries. The lack of reliable scientific evidence makes most skeptics dismiss it as pure superstition, but for me, I have encountered it fuckloads of times :
- When I was stuck in a traffic jam for 2.5 hours, hungry, thirsty and depressed, only to realize that I had just progressed 5% of the 145 km journey.
- When I was in the 30 over km (to-fro) Penang Bridge run. Right at the moment after I had exerted almost all of my future offspring creation energy running my hearts out, I witnessed before my eyes that I still had to do the return run (15 km +)
- When the asshole in my workplace whom I despised almost all my working life got a promotion for not doing anything at all, while I was reprimanded for being such an aggressive asshole (and got the job done).
- When the computer locked up and BSOD-ed on me, when I was working on something fucking important for almost the WHOLE DAY and was too-engrossed-to-save the file I was working on.
- When the character in an RPG game I was using kept getting whooped by lame ass villains despite using the right and timely countermeasure to fend off the attacks.
- When I was out of something to puke and started to puke green slime after a night of adventurous drinking.
- Whenever I see douchebags (you know, stupid hairstyle, dyed with unnatural colors, Mr. T fat jewelries, stained teeth with gaps, etc) driving an expensive car and acting like a total jerk off.
- When I saw a fugly, attention seeking doraemon wannabe with big giant hair smirking across an expensive double paged ad in New York Times over some trivial achievement that no one gives a fuck about, just around the time when some fucktard announced that we’re going bankrupt if we do not wean off the subsidies.
Out of body experience man. Totally.
