June 1, 2010

unscheduled

Remember the time I ranted about a shapeshifter who paid my family an unscheduled visit, and totally ruined my day in the weekend? Well, she’s back again, that housewife. She’s actually a neighbor who lives in the same apartment block.

Yesterday, she paid us an unscheduled visit again. It was during our dinner time. She and her psychotic daughter appeared all of a sudden on our doorstep and severely disrupted our evening. It was a very bad timing, as my wife was still in her office attire and she was ‘stuck’ with that shapeshifter (who wanted to talk), unable to go for her shower. My daughter on the other hand, had to accompany that neighbor’s psycho kid because if she doesn’t, the neighbor’s psycho kid is gonna scream like she is witnessing a school bus running over her dad. I had to hide myself in the study room with the computer, because that’s the only thing I could do, other than the option of yelling at those annoying people, which is not really a nice thing to do.

So how long did they stay? For almost an hour. Our daily routine allows us only 4 hours to be at home together before bedtime everyday, and that includes the time needed to take our shower and dinner. So the shapeshifter bitch came and wasted 25% of our precious time yesterday, just like that. Her excuse? Her psychotic daughter won’t stop screaming about wanting to play with my daughter and she had to give in to the little psycho’s demand. I was like, what the fuck?? This is a bloody rape. She’s quelling her psychotic daughter’s rebellion at the expense of my family’s privacy?? Pukimak betuih! I wonder what is she going to do if her daughter wants a nuclear weapon…

I am thinking, what makes that shapeshifter assume that it is cool to pay anyone an unscheduled visit… Mental retardation? Or being loony? You know, she could be overwhelmed with boredom and for having slugs in her garden as friends… The sight of someone familiar to her could make her become psychotic (yeah, just like her daughter) and go around to harass people. Any person with a functional brain knows, that it is never cool to pay anyone an unscheduled visit. The only time that is cool to pay anyone an unscheduled visit – is when an alien descended upon Earth and wants to marry your albino twin daughters, and you’re making impromptu invitations. Otherwise, it’ll just be plain inconsiderate, contemptible and fucking crazy.

Man I sometimes wish I can be an irrational mean fuck and scream these people away. Being civilized is sure hard.

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12 Comments to “unscheduled”

  1. thehobo says:

    For a dude like you who is so loud online, why not just say no to the bitch? What’s the worst that can happen? You just stop talking to each other. Or u fear she will set upon you and rape you ar?

  2. michaelooi says:

    The blog is not a complete reflection of myself, only a very small part of it. (and oh, it really helps if you can seek out the meaning of that ‘c’ word in that last sentence)

  3. YK says:

    Actually, I agree that you should’ve just gone up to her and told her nicely that your family had other plans for the night. Do it a couple more times and I’m sure she’ll get the hint.

  4. Chichicha says:

    your entrance door has no doorscope installed? don’t tell me it’s un-’c’ to ignore someone who piss you off all the time.

  5. michaelooi says:

    Wow, fuck me. You guys really have no clue what’s the ‘c’ word all about!

  6. dogbone says:

    whoa man, careful when letting her psycho’s daughter play with yours. you really don’t want that family influencing yours. but yeah, not much you can really do about unruly neighbours. especially unstable ones… have to layan only lah unless they go really overboard. but if you start a feud with that nutjob and she takes it personally, shit’s just gonna get worse ahah.

  7. auyongtc says:

    occasionally ask Regine if she likes to play with shapeshifter’s daughter. I’m sure Regine can speak her mind, kids are honest.

    Then next time when shapeshifter comes knocking uninvited claiming her daughter wants to play Regine, ask Regine in front of them if she wants to play with them. Kao tim, say you’re teaching Regine about respect, so you gotta respect Regine’s decisions.

    She’ll thank you later. She’s 4y.o, has developed cognitive memory by now. You don’t want her to remember next time that you both just made her play with the psychotic daughter against her free will. Next time when you guys are old and senile, she put you guys in a centre filled with psychotic people to retire then you know :p

  8. Arkane says:

    I think it’s ok to be un’c’ to un’c’ people. they deserve the same treatment they dish out to others.

  9. michaelooi says:

    dogbone – My idea is, don’t stir the hornets’ nest with a stick. I don’t know how to explain it but I hope you guys can understand.

    auyongtc – My daughter has no problem with that kid, just as long there’s someone there willing to listen to her bullcrapping all day. *facepalm*. Bad idea to ask my Regine ler.

    Arkane – If that is suppose to be right, then we should fucking rain missiles on Israel for being such a dickwad. (being an asshole to another asshole makes 2 assholes and a lot of stupidity)

  10. david says:

    just keep the door locked at all times.

    even if my neighbor’s kids wanna play, i can just say “my boy is doing this or that, maybe another time”. this keeps the brats away this way.

  11. michaelooi says:

    That actually gives me an idea… I think I can just tell her that I have tuberculosis or ebola, she’d stay away from us!

  12. frankie says:

    c for cibai?

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