This is so gay.
Yes, I am referring to the picture on the left. In case you can’t tell what it is, it’s a gift hamper. It is from my mom’s ‘godson’. No I’ve never met him before, but from the way my mom described him, he’s got to be the gayest guy ever. Mom said he is the most polite ‘boy’ she’s ever met, kind, obedient and most important thing of all, he gives my mom a hamper every year during the CNY. My mom is so all over him, that gay of a godson of hers.
First of all, who the hell gives out gift hampers during CNY? If that isn’t the gayest thing ever. Gift hampers are extravagant, attention seeking and they’re usually fucking cheap because they encompass of unwanted or expiring goods – that makes it gay enough. Why can’t that ‘boy’ just bring over a bottle of wine, or perhaps a can of cookies? Nice and simple, just a gesture of goodwill. That oughtta do. Nobody’s going to mind. Why has it got to be a gaudy, cheap fucking hamper? I really don’t understand. He’d just drop off the damn thing, and ask to leave. And he’d do it every year, like he’s paying a 10 minutes pilgrimage to a gay totem pole (my mom). That’s just gay.
And then, who the hell adopts a godmother? I understand that this could be a normal thing for girls, but a guy?? Come on man, that’s just too gay. A milksop that hasn’t got enough mother, but asks for a second one. That’s not normal. What’s even more abnormal, is that my mom isn’t exactly an affable person to begin with. You see, my mom adopted this queer at her ex-company, which was also the subcontractor for Company X (where I work). I personally knew a few engineers there, and when I asked them about my mom, they’d tell me
“Dude, no offense but, your mom is quite a bitch”
I’d respond them with something like this “Thanks. I totally know what you’re talking about. Just bear with her. You can do it. Be strong.”
And that’s not even a joke. My mom’s possibly the most difficult person ever to walk on the soil of Penang. She is like North Korea. She’d shut everything else out and she’d go hostile on everyone. That is not the kind of person you’d want to become your godparent. Hell, I could have adopted a plate of greasy chicken rice as my godmother and would have gotten way more value out of it (if that’s what everyone’s looking for out of that stupid ass ‘god-relationship’).
Things that I don’t understand. Just get real people. Don’t ever give out hampers. Or adopt a god-something. It is so very the fucking gay.
Mike, let & let live bro. Its eating u up la…. Chillax – some of us out here also have such weird-complicated parent-child relationships, we understand one…
are you ermmm…jealous because your mum likes her ghey godson more than you?
but seriously, i don’t like the idea of giving/receiving hampers on any occasion too.
Mike,
By your logic about being “so gay” , if you come to Butterworth, along Raja UDA area, there are some many hamper sellers and getting more each year, I guess major businessmen population there would have been … you you you.. know know know ..what I mean ?
:)
-woody
Eric – Weird-complicated parent-child relationship? Wtf? (LOL)
jen – Jealous? I was more like thinking of wrapping my mom up like a hamper and give her to that queer…
woody – It wouldn’t have been THAT gay if it’s for business. But still gay though.
Hampers are damn ahbeng.
The only thing decently edible in them are the Made in Malaysia Cadburys.
And that’s only if they put that in rather than some crap oil palm chocolate.
Mike, I no have Psychology degree la, but something the experts say we are heavily influenced by our childhood relationship with parents/guardians, supposedly more in intangible/psycho-somatic ways rather than directly-observable… anyway this stuff is too cheem for me la, so I say again (oso to myself) Live & let live lor… btw, I stay away from hampers, looks ‘insincere’. Hey, CNY I’ll be back in Penang, wanna catch up on a beer or 3?
I dunno what that gay godson of your mom wants by giving that hamper but it does look gay bro !
That’s a lot written over a cheap hamper! I think you’re just jealous another ‘son’ is treating your Mom better than you are ;-)
Yee Hou – Even Cadbury chocs suck donkey cock (notice that they only put Cadburys? Go figure)
Eric – So you’re saying I’m molded from my mom’s parenting? Well, in that case, shouldn’t I be writing about how awesome the goddamn hamper is?
Ahmad – Yeah bro, it definitely does.
KittCat – Well, when you girls are unable to link the dots to draw a complete picture, you’d slap it with the tag ‘jealousy’… kns.
I’ve seen this before. With the man-boy adopted my uncle in law. I thot it was seriously strange..but hey! to each his own.
Let ur mom enjoy this moment, bask in the glory that she has someone who worships the ground she walks on. At least she’s not having having sex with the gayman. I hope. Then it wud be so wrong.
On the contrary Mike!
Sheet! Was just about to send you a CNY hamper…>:-D
I can relate at how ghey cheap hampers are (bcos my uncles and dad use to receive them every effing year) but I cannot stop laughing after reading everything else. Hahaha.. Maybe the “prodigal” godson lacks his own mother’s love or maybe he is just masochistic.