The following conversation was a transcript from Company X instant messenger, between myself and a female colleague (FC) of mine.
FC : did u hear about Company X juicy gossip
Me : what gossip?
FC : we heard one guy from TS [tech support] and one gal from sales got fired cause they were shagging in one of our toilets. eeewww
Me : toilet?
FC : ya Company X toilet
Me : Company X didn’t pay them enough money to book a room. But toilet can be fun
FC : hahahah
Me : make sure go to the male toilet though… because guys get excited when someone shags in their toilet. Females on the other hand, will feel offended (because they don’t get to shag). And will report to management.
FC : hahahahhahahah
Oh don’t we all know that most women are ‘kuat jeles’ type… If they don’t get to do something others get to do, they’d resort to sabotage. So, always remember, if you’re going to shag at your workplace toilet, make sure you go to the Gents.
Go to disabled toilet la, more space!
Yeah, why didn’t I think of that. They even have those stainless steel handles for the convenience…
“we heard one guy from TS [tech support] and one gal from sales got fired cause they were shagging in one of our toilets. eeewww”
why in the hell your FC says eeewww for something fun like that? obviously, male and female just have different mind set.
Can even sell tickets to your fellow gents to watch the show. one bird kill 2 stones man !
Wah… Toilet.. desperado. Why not stairwell? Cleaner mah…
I promise I won’t tell. I’ll videocam it!
Wakakakakakaakakakakakaak
jusoh – Toilet dirty maa. Ada taik kat dalam maa.
Arkane – A bird that kills 2 stones. Wtf.
mott – I can see that you have a fetish of doing it at stairwell… Your husband reads this blog?
At my office, people dumps baby into the toilet. Gross!
But I’d love to do it in the security room.
That’s the safest place I guess.
Security companies,any vacancy-kah?
I mean I’d love to shag in the security room, not dump babies :-P
Dude, I heard the cleaner was involved and implicated these two lovebirds.