The world according to… my 3.5 year old daughter:
- The kindergarten she’s attending is not called a kindergarten. It’s called a ‘school’ because she would never attend a kindergarten.
- The day she becomes a ‘grown up’ is the day she knows how to use the porcelain bowl at the toilet in the mall. She should be
about 10 years old then.
- If she ever misbehaves when she becomes a grown up, a hyena will materialize out of nowhere and eat her dress.
- When her father dies (that’s me), she’d have to inconveniently drive the black family car to the zoo herself. She should be about 10 years old by then.
- All animals have stinking backside. Ergo, if your backside stinks, you must be an animal.
- The singular for ‘horse’ is ‘whore’. (explanation here)
- Old people should keep short and curly hair, they shouldn’t ever grow long straight hair. Vice versa (young people shouldn’t keep curly hair)
- Every man should know how to sing Foreigner’s ‘Waiting for A Girl Like You’ because it is a VERY nice song.
- Coffee is for men. Children and women should not drink coffee.
- She’s not obliged to go for a bath if she is not sweating.
Your daughter is so so so mature…..and cute!
Yes..agree with last statement.
Honestly.. shudn’t waste water unnecessarily. *Ahem*
Wow, 3.5 years ago, I was reading an entry about your wife giving birth. Now 3.5 years later, I am reading an entry on what your daughter thinks. Time flies!!!
Happy new year, Mike :D
Nice to see Regine inherited your snappy-punchline ability.
Quinn / Silencers – Yeah, she’s like me. But that’s probably because I’ve been teaching her the unconventional stuff i.e. “A bear is a very dangerous animal. It will not hesitate to kill you. If you see a bear, run.”
mott – True, except that her definition of ‘sweating’ might not be what you think… (only if visible, sweat under her shirt does not count)
xes – Yeah, time passes by very fast indeed. I’d have to worry about enrolling her to a primary school next year…
haha..yea…waiting for a girl like you is a nice song…amazing that a 3.5 years old girl would like that…