December 21, 2009

maid powered family

I have a neighbor who has 3 little boys. Although the neighbor’s boys are quite close with my 3.5 year old daughter, we’re not in any level acquainted with the boys’ parents at all. My wife has only spoken to the mom once, who – according to my wife – is a snobbish bitch who speaks in heavily faked English accent and couldn’t stop trying to show how sophisticated she is. In a short conversation of less than 5 mins, she managed to cram in every shit ass opinion she has about the education system and the economy (you get the idea).

Most of the time, it is the maid who brings the boys to the apartment compound/garden to socialize with other kids. The mom has never brought the boys out to play before. She’d probably be too busy slapping makeups on her face and trying to look pretty than to take care of her own boys. So, the maid has all along been playing the surrogate mother to the boys – washing, cooking, babysitting, tucking them to sleep and even disciplining them. The real bitch of a biological mom on the other hand, would not lift a finger to do a fucking thing.

And then came this problem – the maid has to leave for her hometown in Indonesia for a few weeks. Probably to utilize her leave or something. This got the real mom in a real predicament there, as it soon dawned on her that she’s gonna have to fucking undertake every chore by herself when the maid’s away. She panicked, and did what most of us cognitive people wouldn’t even dream of doing – she SENT THE MAID TO GO AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD, to ask if anyone’s willing to babysit the kids for the family (probably even cook as well, I don’t know). The maid came to ask for my wife’s aid last week (to ask around the neighbors), because she wasn’t exactly in the right status as a maid to go around negotiating deals for a babysitter for that family.

I was shocked in disbelief when I heard that from my wife. The first thing that came to my mind was, why the fuck can’t the mother do that herself!? She needed someone to babysit her kids, and she sends her maid to do the recruiting!? Like, what the fuckk!? Isn’t she the cunt who has tonnes of jackass sophisticated opinion about everything in the society!? Where is she now!? This is so ridiculous.

I wonder how does that bitch live everyday to call herself a parent and a wife. What actual role has she really played in the family other than getting the pounding in the cunt by the husband. The maid has been doing every jack shit for her! From raising her kids to cooking and washing! I told my wife, the husband should have fucking married the maid instead of this bitch here. Not only the maid looks slimmer, hotter and younger than the bitch, hell… she can even speak English without the annoying fake accent! How about that!

Some people just ought not to have kids, this is so fucking true.
(For the record, the maid still haven’t found a babysitter. I hope she never finds one, so that the bitch mother gets to do all the glamorous work herself)

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8 Comments to “maid powered family”

  1. KittyCat says:

    Wow, what a Mum! And wow, what a maid! Why is it that it’s always the good-for-nothings who find such gems under their employment?

    I’m so curious – you feel so strongly about the Mom, how on earth do you interact with her? It’d be tough for me to hide my feelings if I were you!

  2. michaelooi says:

    kitty – Errmmm, I have never talked to that Mom before (actually, I hardly talk to anyone in the neighborhood… ahaks)

  3. JoJo says:

    what the fuck, one day the kids will not respect the parent, and dump them in the toilet bowl.

  4. EinsamSoldat says:

    I guess, it is normal for a “modern” woman who take “control” of her life. Not sure if this bitch next door is a corporate person. But the delegation of recruiting does not go well I guess.

  5. mott says:

    wkakakakaakak..again, cudn’t help laughing.

    “I told my wife, the husband should have fucking married the maid instead of this bitch here. ”

    eh..then again, taking care of 3 lil boys, quite hard u know…… ;D

  6. michaelooi says:

    JoJo – Wow, dump them in a toilet bowl. I don’t know how that’s possible but, it’s suppose to be the meanest thing, right?

    EinsamSoldat – Spot on bro. She’s a corporate person. Ironically, she’s also a HR manageress, which makes it even more tragic for her to send the maid out to recruit. I guess that’s what most HRs are capable of…

    mott – Not hard at all. The maid has already been taking care of those boys for years, minus the title and sex.

  7. Tan Yee Hou says:

    For the sake of the kids I hope they actually do find a babysitter.

    But like wtf what does the bitch do at home apart from the probable trying to look pretty?

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