This douche bag commented in my MJ post in Chinese:
惊悉摇滚天王Michael Jackson刚刚逝世，令全球粉丝悲痛万分。那是一个时代的结束，宛若上世纪猫王离世！不过值得庆幸的是Michael不像Myspace那样来大陆卖身（我这次仍然未指邓文迪）；Jackson也不学Yahoo那样到内地做共匪的干儿子！——摘自《何健语录》欢迎转载，谢谢支持！
Being somewhat illiterate in Chinese, I did what most English ed losers would do – I fucking slapped the whole damn thing into Babelfish for translation and here’s what I got:
Was shocked to learn that rock and roll Son of Heaven Michael Jackson just passed away, makes the global bean or sweet potato starch noodles sorrowful extremely. That was one time conclusion, if the last century cat king left the world! However what is worth rejoicing was Michael does not look like Myspace such to come the mainland to sell into servitude (me this time still not to refer to Deng Wendi); Jackson study Yahoo such is not the Communist bandit to inland the adopted son! – - picks from “What Healthy Collected sayings” welcome the reprint, thanks the support
I almost died laughing.
‘rock and roll Son of Heaven Michael Jackson just passed away, makes the global bean or sweet potato starch noodles sorrowful extremely’.
Fuck. *wipes tears*
oh man..that is hilarious!
In China, son of heaven means the emperor. Wow, the king of pop just got promoted to emperor status.
*laughing here* hilarious!
Nyahahahahahahaha! That’s hillarious! Son of Heaven.. lol! Guess Babel can’t translate it into Heavenly King hehehe..
Babelfish is one of the most entertaining things ever.
I think the “cat king” there means Elvis Presley. Literal translation.
(it would have been Freddie Mercury if it’s ‘Rat King’, LOL)
“…. the global bean or sweet potato starch noodles sorrowful extremely’.”
*giggling at my work desk*
That’s a good one.
but mj is king of pop, not rock @_@
LOL
King of Rock Elvis followed by King of Pop MJ, well who´s next really getting tired of all those talent and idols show. Those shows are only good in showing how contestants are humiliated. After that it goes all down hill.
Mike,
Try this, I believe this is another babelfish, or google translate’s job or anything etc.
http://adrianhoe.com/adrianhoe/2008/08/30/a-disgrace-to-malaysian-tertiary-education/
Even better, it was actually an advert. on NST , in honor of a royal family member .
-woody
woody – Well hell, are you even a wee bit ’surprised’ with that revelation? heheh. It’s not something new, really. I never read NST btw, crappy newspaper.