June 24, 2009


Man, I hate it when my friends post pictures of them going to a vacation in Facebook. Them and their best impression of having a really good time. Never fails to make me feel crappy about my mundane life.

I sometimes forget things that I wanted to remember 5 minutes ago, and sometimes, I get hit by emotional pangs like a fucking schoolgirl. I don’t know why.

I erroneously submitted a permission to resign the other day. My boss panicked and sent me a memo to call for an urgent discussion. I frantically called him up that it was a mistake but the damage was done.

My 3 year old daughter has been using my tummy as her play space lately when I’m reading. She’d lie down on it, and sometimes make her toy animals roam around it like they’re romping in a savannah. Signs of my bed getting smaller and my size getting bigger.

The relationship with my current job is best described as ‘estranged couple’. We look happy together but we have no more chemistry in between.

A colleague asked why my RJ45 cable on my IP phone looked so much longer than his. I quoted – the same reason why a dick looks longer with shorter pubes and conveniently asked him to clean his desk to see the same effect.

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8 Comments to “ramblings”

  1. Arkane says:

    3 words – Mid life crisis.

  2. bongkersz says:

    Er, how to erroneously sent a permission to resign man? HAHA! What a mistake LOL.

    Yeah, everytime I see those vacation photos, I feel bad for myself. Sigh! It’s been a while since I had a vacation and I hate my current job.

  3. Alice says:

    maybe u shd go on a holiday, a short trip is good for u.

  4. michaelooi says:

    arkane – 1 word – phordahh!

    bongkersz – It was a long story, just that, it’s possible in Company X.

    alice – Yeah, I think I should.

  5. EinsamSoldat says:

    I think a holiday won’t cut it, need to do a sexcapade with wifey make love like never made it before faraway from kids, colleagues or family members.

  6. Danielle says:

    yeah seems like MLC to me… time to find meaning in life!

  7. michaelooi says:

    einsamsoldat – or sexcapade with 4 girls in the same room… I think I got it…

    danielle – MLC… means I get to cut queues and buy stuff cheaper, right? ahaks

  8. Michael says:

    Hey, have you seen this news article?
    New details about Michael Jackson’s Death Emerge
    I was wondering if you were going to blog about this…

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