“Hee Yit Foong”, a name no stranger amongst us Malaysians. For Perakians, she’s even more well known than Shah Rukh Khan. Allegedly known as the lady who betrayed the whole state government because of a Toyota Camry.

She has been in the headlines a lot lately – from grabbing the State Assembly microphone (sounds obscene eh?), to tearing a 1 ringgit note. But the most interesting of them all, was the allegation that she used a pepper spray on one of the ADUNs in the state assembly hall.

Like a typical full of shit politician, she immediately came up with a half assed denial that she was merely using a ‘hotel key chain’ to point at the meanie who kept harassing her. Must be one hell of a scary key chain, isn’t it? Well, she held on to that claim until somebody came up with a picture (actually a video) of her holding a – tadaaaa! pepper spray! (see pic below) Or a key chain that looks like a pepper spray… (could be also an unusually short dildo as well… who knows?).

So, again, like a typical full of shit politician, she came up with another half assed damage control reply – this time, she said it was ‘not her pepper spray’ (hey, what happened to the ‘key chain’ claim? She can’t differentiate a key chain from a fucking pepper spray?? wtf???). Here is the article on Monday’s TheStar:

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Hee: It was not my pepper spray
IPOH: Perak Deputy Speaker and Jelapang assemblyman Hee Yit Foong said the pepper spray device she had been accused of using to attack a Pakatan Rakyat rep with during last Thursday’s chaotic Assembly was not hers.

She claimed the device had been flung at her earlier during a fracas.

She said she does not know how to even operate such a device, and that she had held it up to Aulong assemblyman Yew Tian Hoe to demand if he was the one who had flung it at her.

Last Thursday’s Perak State Assembly had degenerated into a fracas, with Yew claiming that Hee — whose resignation from DAP was a key factor that ultimately saw the state falling to Barisan Nasional hands — had attacked him with a pepper spray device.

Yew has lodged a police report over the incident.

I wonder how hard is it to ‘operate’ a pepper spray. I thought it is just like how you would use a hair spray? You know, point nozzle at desired location, and press? You do not need to install software to do it, you definitely do not need to do whatsoever setup prior using it. Point, and press. And this ADUN made a ludicrous claim that she doesn’t know how to use a pepper spray… I don’t know, but somebody please tell me, is she downright motherfucking stupid or what?? She could have claimed that she does not own a fucking pepper spray because she’s born ugly – that would have been a much more believable excuse…

Then in today’s news, she came out again, this time, to make herself sound like the victim – that she was freaked out when she realized she was holding a fucking pepper spray instead of a hotel key chain/dildo/combo (or the key chain magically turned into a pepper spray much to her bewilderment, the opposition used black magic bla bla). I wonder what next, that the person in the picture is not 100% her? Anyway, here’s the article in TheStar today :

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It was thrown at me, claims Hee
IPOH: Yet another version has emerged of the so-called pepper spray incident during the Perak State Assembly that involves Jelapang assemblyman Hee Yit Foong.

This time she insisted that someone else had thrown the pepper spray and a hardcover edition of the standing orders at her during the fracas at last Thursday’s assembly.

“I thought it was a key ring but when I realised what it was, I was scared.

“I was shocked because this was not something that everyone could bring in (past the tight security). Only when the assembly was over did I dare leave the hall,” she said at a chaotic press conference at the state secretariat here yesterday.

Asked on the video footage that supposedly showed Hee holding the device in the direction of Aulong assemblyman Yew Tian Hoe, Hee said that Yew had repeatedly harassed her.

She explained that when Yew approached her for about the fifth time, she held out the device and demanded to know if he had thrown it. She added that she would lodge a police report over the incident.

Well, she definitely doesn’t look that ‘SHOCKED’ and ‘SCARED’ in that picture (see above) to me. She looks like some enraged housewife who has discovered the thief who has been stealing her prized foot-long cucumber from her garden. Or someone full of shit.