My 3 year old has been watching ‘The Lion King’ for almost everyday for the past 2 weeks. On and off, she’d roar in her best impression of a mean lion and grimace at anyone she sees, or she’d walk around on all four like a lion. We’re fast becoming used to the idea that we’ve given birth to a giant carnivorous cat, until one day…
Regine : *ROARRRRRR*
Emily : [pretends to be scared] “Oooh mommy is so scared! Please don’t bite me!”
Regine : “Mommy, come.”
Emily : [goes over] “What is it?”
Regine : “Come lick my backside.”
Emily : [shocked shitless] “Why do you want me to lick your backside??”
My daughter then told Emily that she saw Simba’s girlfriend did that to him in one of the scenes (Simba = the protagonist lion in the flick). Emily later verified that fact (in disbelief) from the video and indeed, there was a scene where Nala preened Simba’s ass as a gesture of intimacy (or something like that). You know, kids see kids follow… and now she wants my wife to lick her bunghole, because lions do that… and lions are cool animals.
But how do you explain that to a child? That animals preen each other when they have nothing to do? She’d always see it as licking, no matter how hard you explain. So now, my wife’s trying her best to veer my daughter’s interest off this stupid Lion King crap and get her to watch something else instead…
ohh shoot
i thought you let Regine watch Porn version of Lion King .. Jezz ..
good luck then. =)
becoz Regine sounds smart from your blog. Will she so easy forget her Lion King cartoon?
hahaha.. thanks I needed a good laugh after a crappy day in the office.
She’ll make a fearless cub.. unfortunately it’s the wrong species.
Well… easiest way is to get her addicted to Barney. Then, no more Lion King!!!
hahaha… so funny.
kids are so smart nowadays.
so parents out there, just be careful with you teach or indirectly teach your kids, me included.
Teletubbies…
no wait, then she would want a tv on her tummy
i really need to stop drinking coffee while reading your blog bro. pity my keyboard. come lick my keyboard!!
You should check out the little mermaid. The priest had a hard on when he conducted the wedding between the prince and the mermaid.
Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InFLnzeQjWw