Another meme, tagged in Facebook…

You’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with the ABC’s of YOU. At the end, choose 26 people to be tagged. You have to tag me so really you just need 25 more people. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you – but not in a creepy stalker kind of way.

(To do this, go to your profile. Choose “boxes”; click “see all” under “notes”; click “write a note” and paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your ABC’s of Me, tag 26 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.

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A – Ass : I like.

B – Bitch : I don’t like.

C – Constipated : I never get.

D – Dick : I have one.

E – Enema : I never had.

F – Fuck : I mention a lot.

G – Gonad : I have two.

H – Horny : I sometimes am.

I – Idiots : Worked with many.

J – Jokes : I tell a lot.

K – Kamasutra : I never read.

L – Love : I have plenty.

M – Money : I have little.

N – Need : An early retirement.

O – Obnoxious : My middle name.

P – Pimp : My dream job.

Q – Q-tips : I use a lot.

R – Romantic : I am not.

S – Sins : I have committed.

T – Tits : Are my passion.

U – Underpaid : I always am.

V – Virgin : Not anymore.

W – Wisdom : I didn’t remove.

X – XXX : I have watched.

Y – Young : Many years ago.

Z – Zonked : I seldom get.