March 12, 2009

ubah gaya hidup

What do the wives of our ministers do when they get too bored with their static ass? They go for ‘technical trips’ under the government budget, as in the case of a group of BALKIS housewives throughout 2007 (in the article below).

Now where exactly did those housewives go? Disneyland, people. I don’t know what’s the objective but, my best guess is, they were there to study Donald Duck’s seemingly out of place exhibitionist behavior and the absence of genitalia at its nether region. And they also went to Hong Kong… to study how those guys at Madame Tussaud’s make life replica of celebrities… and Korea, to study why Korean girls have fair tits.

All for the good of the Selangor people. Long live Toyol!
More info in the article below:

RM1.2 million expenses by Balkis members questioned
by Karen Arukesamy

SHAH ALAM (March 11, 2009) : Permodalan Negri Selangor Berhad (PNSB) records show the company spent RM1.2 million in travelling expenses for members of Wives of Selangor Assemblymen and MPs Welfare and Charity Organisation (Balkis) throughout 2007

“There was a ‘technical’ visit to Disneyland, Tokyo by the members of the Balkis. What kind of ‘technical’ visit is this?” asked Azmin Ali (PKR-Bukit Antarabangsa) during his debate on the Sultan’s address at the Selagor state legislative assembly today.

“This ‘technical’ visit did not end at Disneyland, because Mickey Mouse had ran away, so they had another two ‘technical’ visits — Hongkong and Korea,” said Azmin who called for an explanation of the visit and a report on the outcome, if it brought any benefit to the state.

“Maybe (they) want to bring Disneyland to Sg Panjang (former Mentri Besar Datuk Seri Dr Mohamed Khir Toyo’s constituency). I do not know; please explain,” he said, gesturing towards the opposition bench.

Deputy Speaker Aniza Talha remarked that they (opposition assemblymen) are not Balkis members, to which Azmin retorted: “They are not Balkis members but they sleep with Balkis (members).”

Azmin also revealed that Balkis had received a large contribution/allocation, supposedly for welfare, but according to the information received, it was used by the members for their clothing and accessories.

“We cannot allow such robbers to roam in Selangor anymore and they use institutions like the attorney general’s office, the police and Election Commission (EC) to continue threatening us,” he said.

Azmin also revealed how the tax payers’ money was misused by “irresponsible” officers in what is now called Selangor State Development Office (previously Unit Perancang Ekonomi Negri Selangor) which had held discussions on how to overthrow the present Pakatan Rakyat (PR) state administration and return power to the Barisan Nasional (BN).

He said on Feb 6, 2009, the first task on the list at the Jawatankuasa Kerja Tindakan Persekutuan Negri’s meeting discussed how BN could wrest the state back from PR at the next general election.
Second on the agenda was how to sustain the reign of the BN federal government.

“This proves how desperate the federal government is to bring down the PR government,” he said.

“People of Selangor pay tax for the development of the state and not for Umno and BN,” he added.

He also questioned the presence of members irrelevant to the development of the state like National Security Council (NSC) and the EC.

“What is the connection between NSC and EC and the state’s development?” he said.

“We have exposed many things yet all they can see are the ‘cows’. Why should we feel ashamed of meeting under the tree when they are not ashamed of robbing the people of their rights?” Azmin said.

Oh I definitely could use a technical field trip right now. I have always wanted to study the behavioral discrepancies amongst younger European females, especially those at Ibiza… Enhancing this knowledge I believe, will make it easier for me us to ‘ubah gaya hidup‘ in difficult times like this.

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4 Comments to “ubah gaya hidup”

  1. Stupid X Idiot says:

    How can we be so stupid all along to vote for BN? Or were our votes tampered with? These are only the few things that got f**ked during Pakayan Rakyat’s investigation. I wonder how these people think when making cover-up’s like these. Technical visit to Disneyland my ass. They can’t even make up a good lie. They totally suck camel dick big time.

  2. MT says:

    That is one of the reasons why that anak haram toyol quickly shredded a lot of documents before the new people could move into the office. Who knows what else they would have found…

    Should round up all these bastards, shoot them in the kneecaps, put them in a leaky sampan and leave them in the middle of the sea!

  3. sweewon says:

    They are so gonna burn in hell! The existence of this Wives of Selangor Assemblyman … is already damn unbelievable. Wives, what do they do other than “sleeping” with the assemblymen right…

  4. michaelooi says:

    sweewon – They also FUCK, with Selangor assemblymen…

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