You know what I fucking hate most when I get online? Is to stumble into those blogs with audio tracks. I don’t know what do you people call it but, it is those that would automatically blast out some audio tracks the moment you enter the site.
I was blog hopping yesterday to check out some incoming links, you know, to see if I should reciprocate (I do that sometimes) – when I came across a couple of those sites. Cheebye. I had to immediately close them down to avoid having my eardrum ruptured and further brain damage. It was already annoying enough to have something loud blasted out from my headphone, but they had to come in a stupid weird song (that I would never touch in a thousand years kind of weird) combo…
No offense to you lame ass morons out there who actually own a blog with similar spontaneously firing audio tracks but, I think people like you should get a life. What is it that you’re hoping to achieve by nuking someone’s speaker with your stupid playlist? That it’ll paint an impression that you’re cool/cute/[insert desirable adjective]? That you’re goth and awesome? That someone might find you interesting? Let me break some bad news to you here — it’s not going to work. That’s because anyone who goes to your site will be too annoyed to even notice your pathetic existence.
Maybe here’s what you can do – kill yourself. Swallow an ashtray or get an overdose of enema or anything… nobody cares. Just die. Because there are better odds in hoping that there would be someone sick at the morgue that might take a liking to your corpse (in a sick way) to warrant a quickie, than hoping to score some impression with your stupid playlist.
irritating right?
But i doubt this post will make any significant changes… so….do your part and and use mute or just turn off your speakers..
I couldn’t agree more..it’s so lame. Thanks for voicing this out.
i also hate the link previews, snap shots. wah lau damn irritating as hell
hahaha good thing i don’t have that stuff on my blogs! hate that too.
i usually mute the speakers before reading others’ blogs, no matter it has got audio or not.
rasa paiseh if tell people to shut the f*ck up. lol
I really really HATE that too, usually the stupid player is hidden in a 50 screen long sidebar so you can’t even find it to stop the music.
Another irritating point is, when you click on the next post, the same song will start from the beginning again, then u click next, it will be again and again and again….
To ShaolinTiger,
some of the players not even allow reader to click stop for the music which is more Gggrrrr!!!
like that also kena *sweat
they r noob strictly defined at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob
hahah, fuck… I didn’t know that they’re defined as ‘n00b’! I have always thought ‘n00b’ means someone doltish and clueless… Thanks for the link, it made the rest of my day…
And to that, may I add putting unnecessary glitter, sparkles, cutesy putesy Sailormoon type photos, music videos and other unnecessary shite, should also qualify one for an extended session on the rack, followed by a lobotomy with a rusty spoon?
Woahhh! That’s one hell of a rage post!!! But yes, totally agree with you! Just scares the shit out of you particularly when it’s late at night when all’s calm and quiet. Always leave me frantically looking for the pause/stop button for fear that my neighbours will throw their potted plants at my window! Hehe…
Wah, so angry 1!!! I normally stick the earphone in the laptop. But dun wear. If got loud @#$%&*, can only hear bzzz, bzzzz, so no scare the shit out of me:)
But i’m trying to put those glitter, cutesy, putesy thing on….
totally agree with you mike….
Wow! Long time didn’t see a rage post like this. And the universal sign (middle finger) as well. Cool.
LOL you stumbled upon a blog that blasts “Dui ni ai ai ai pu wan” or something? LOL
^^
But then, I hate it too actually. Coz I am usually in the office whilst surfing. LOL. *caught*
Agree hands down with ShaolinTiger, annoyed but not as angry as Mike. Spoil my beautiful songs on my beautiful playlist only :P
to aleanor, to he stumbled upon a blog that sings “wo deng zhe ni hui lai” (waiting for you to come home) … (sorry submitted the previous comment too fast :P)
I totally understand the feeling! :)
p.s. Blog hopped from sabahan.com
No matter how good / famous the blog is, if there’s auto play audio embedded, instantaneous click on the ‘X’ for me :)
Usually those blogs with audio will have tons of other widgets such as flash clocks x 2, Twitter, Happy-o-meter (my..who cares if you’re happy or not?), 100 pictures slide show from slide.com, website counter x 2 and the list goes on…irritating, yeah!