A meme tagged by mahagurusia… (yes, I am too busy, lazy and needed a filler post)…
What kind of drivers do I hate most? Well, read on to find out…
1. I hate people who drive faster than I do…
2. I hate people who drive slower than I do…
3. I hate geriatrics behind the wheel, they suck
4. I hate young punks behind the wheel, they suck even more
5. I hate people who drive a small car and think that they’re riding a motorcycle…
6. I hate people who drive a locally made car and think that they’re driving an intercontinental…
7. I hate people who drive an intercontinental car and think they’re driving a sports car…
8. I hate people who drive a sports car because I’m fucking jealous…
9. I hate people who breathe inside a car…
10. I hate all motorized vehicle with people in it…
The truth is, I pretty much hate everyone when I drive. For some strange reason, I automatically become a misanthrope when I step into a car. I look calm most of the time when I am driving though, but deep inside that placid appearance, I would be imagining myself parking my car on top of the driver in front of me. Oh yeah, you people better stay away from me when I am behind the wheel…
I freaking freaking hate drivers who don’t use their signal lights. *curse*
Hate it when the driver fart inside the car while you are sitting at the back! oh man that sucks really specially if he just had a durian!
Oh farting inside the car is fun! My grandma did it once and everyone was like “abandon car! abandon car!”… heheh
Another to one to add to the list perhaps:
People who “make up” their car to look like a japanese model and pretend like they are driving one…to make it worse, they freaking use SOUND to make up for lack of SPEED…idiots
i hate driver who follow my car so near until even people couldn’t walk pass!
i hate poorly adjusted headlights, their normal beam is like high beam. damn want to blind me ka?
haha i also hate everyone when i drive! and i can’t stop myself from swearing when i’m on the road..
Add to the list: I hate “blind patriots” who diss me for having a Japanese car, saying I am unpatriotic and I should support local cars, and then they get into their Proton Waja that they have tried SO hard to ‘convert’ into an Evo, complete with Mitsubishi logos and bodykits and what-not.
If you so proud of your local tin can, why bother to try conning people into believing its a Mitsubishi?
people who blast their amps with canto/lala songs while leaving their passenger’s windows ajar and hitting the pedal at small lanes especially those retards driving mod cars, doesnt matter if those cars are imported or not. usually those drivers are fat/ugly, with their hair spiked, chic-less, attention seekers, fucking losers…boy cant it get more annoying than them..hope their cars blow up man..