We all know the whole world is folding up. We’re in very bad times now. Everyone is either worrying about losing their job, or worrying about getting a job. If the trend keeps going at the current rate, it will only be a matter of time when there aren’t enough food to go around, and we all then will have to worry about how to live to see the next day.
Now, the big question is – are you going to sit around doing and thinking nothing until that day comes? That was what me and my colleagues talked about this morning. All of us agreed on one thing, that the circumstances aren’t going to be that bad if you’re a farmer. Because at times of worst, the least a farmer could do is sustain his own ass. You know, grow his own vegetables, milk his livestock and shit. But for corporate drones like me and that fat guy behind the desk there, we can’t do that. It’s near impossible to self sustain in our world because we simply don’t have enough land to run a fucking farm… as most of us dwell in condos and apartments.
So how? All my colleagues seem to have no idea on what to do but die a vagrant. But not me. My answer for that is – rabbits. Rear some rabbits. Alright, technically, you only need 2 rabbits of opposite gender, and have them make out like no tomorrow. Rabbits breed fast so, in a short span of time, you’d get like, rabbits to the power of 20 (or something like that).
Now why rear rabbits? For food you numb nut. They taste like chicken and they provide a good source of protein. It’s a way to self sustain when the situation warrants for such desperation. Small and quiet, you’d have no problem fitting a lot of rabbits in an apartment. Feeding them will not be difficult either, because they’d pretty much eat anything with roots and green (cheap vegetables, green bananas, anything). Once a rabbit is ripe of age, just skin that little shit up and you can prepare it like chicken (and you can use the skin to make a really cool looking external harddisk enclosure pouch). If you’re a long term person, you can also make rabbit meat jerky for storage with those old little trick you learn from a Chinese cook book. It’s meat at your disposal and it’s a perfect idea.
If you think this is too inhumane and gross, well, you can always choose to die… or you can go for the roaches instead, it’s your choice. The bunnies however, will keep you going and going and going, until one day the sky opens up and someone gives you your job back.
The problem with rabbits is you can’t let them run around all over the place because they shit a hell lot. And caging them up reduces their productivity rate. But I suppose we could allocate one room in the house solely for them
and you can make lucky charms with the feet. 1 rabbit = 4 legs
Rabbits crap a lot, but yeah they taste damn good. We shall not go down without a fight!
Oh yeah, rabbit tastes gooooood! Rabbit kebab, rabbit stew, rabbit steaks, etc…
And to all those hippie wannabe, tree hugging, PETA loving, animal shagging idiots who would say “Eiiiyer! So cruel! Rabbits are so cute!” take a cue from what Michael said;
“If you think this is too inhumane and gross, well, you can always choose to die”
yup my brother worker cook curry rabbit..he rears them till the size he wants den slaughter!!!!
Wouldn’t chicken be better? They practically lay at least an *Egg* a day…
over here at my place i can’t sense the market is doing bad with ppl still shopping like there’s no tomorrow. so, you eat rabbits? satay arnab sounds good, yummmm..but i won’t eat them =.=’
I have eaten it once when I was a kid. My dad brought me to Penang Air Itam for ‘rabbit bak kut teh’, my god, I almost came and wet my pants back then. It was damn fucking good. I never looked at rabbits the same way again.
The taste is ok ler…kindda on the heaty side…wonder how it taste if made stew…
Chicken? Dude, you can’t keep chickens in your house because they are technically farm animals, but rabbits are pets so no worries there. And besides, rabbits taste a whole lot better than chicken! :lol:
Haha! I didn’t expect you to suggest those darn wabbits. I haven’t tasted it before but some cooking show on AFC featured rabbit stew recipes. Sedap ka?
erm.rabbits have a rather chewy texture and if u feed them off veges and greens only then it’ll taste so bland and ‘green’.some more, rabbits enclosed in a cage are usually not as fat though they eat alot.plus,rabbit pee stinks like hell.so i agree with O_o that chickens might be a better choice.haha.u shud try rearing rats too.i heard they make good meals :P