Comments on: perfect death

By: MT

MT — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:07:29 +0000

Hooookay… KJ seems to have missed his happy pills. Somebody give him a ketamine dart in the neck please.

Drowning?! Less painful?! Holy sheeite! For me, drowning and burning are the among the worst ways to die. I would DEFINITELY choose death by heart attack due to fellatio. :)

By: SleepingBeauty

SleepingBeauty — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:27:30 +0000

How about drowning? Less painful?

I find this post kinda funny. Not that death is something to laugh about and I don’t understand the talks of death just yet, but you got me thinking on how to die. Now I feel weird. Lol.

By: michaelooi

michaelooi — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 06:17:57 +0000

good suggestion (although a bit gayish to my standard), but for that, you’ll need to make sure your car emits enough CO to kill you – like a Proton or a Perodua. But this is going to be hard in the future, as car engines are becoming more efficient and cleaner. heheh

By: Russell

Russell — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 02:50:11 +0000

i was thinking of sleeping in a car with the engine running, looks peaceful to me

By: michaelooi

michaelooi — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 06:22:02 +0000

KJ – If YOU have been reading correctly, my friend. I have a hard time understanding your incoherent (second) comment. But don’t bother, I’m not interested.

KC – I don’t mind a sore pecker for that! (who does?) ahaks

By: KC

KC — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 06:10:11 +0000

The only drawback is that you might instead end up with a stronger ticker & sore pecker! Hmm… like they said, if it doesn’t work, try & try again!

By: KJ

KJ — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:54:05 +0000

of course person don’t die in their sleep in a medical terms, but you know english, then you will know the common layman terms. their heart slows down in gradual process, cardiac or whatever shit you call it, and not a heart ATTACK kind of thing. if you have been reading correctly, you will know that i am comparing with heart attack and not cancer. but since it’s your way of dying, it’s up to you how you want to do it. fine. up to you…

By: michaelooi

michaelooi — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:53:48 +0000

KJ – Painful look? squeeze chest? They don’t sound that ‘painful’ to me… Have you seen how terminal stage cancer patients suffer? I have. In fact, I have seen too many. If you have seen that, then you’ll get some inkling of the right definition of ‘pain’…

And besides, people don’t just ‘die in their sleep’. They die of some causes. Cardiac arrest is one of them, which is also caused by heart attack. And you think that they ‘didn’t know it’ because they didn’t get the chance to tell you (you are also busy sleeping when they’re busy dying). And the smile can be due to stiffening of muscles in the rigor mortis stage (get discovered hours after sleep). Doesn’t mean the person is ‘happy’ when they die… (now I’d definitely die happy if I were to die of heart attack during a blow job – though it’d be traumatic for that blower…)

By: KJ

KJ — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:27:36 +0000

no exactly correct. to suffer a heart attack is very painful indeed, you will feel like your heart being stab with a knife as it is beating out of rhythm then finally stops when it cannot cope anymore. you are right it is a quick death but is certainly hurts. that why you see people with heart attack squeeze their chest very hard, and had a painful look on their face.

to die in your sleep, now that the ideal death wish, people who die in their sleep sometimes had a smile on their face. no pain, and you probably don’ even know it.

By: ShaolinTiger

ShaolinTiger — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:30:10 +0000

Sounds like a fine plan.