January 12, 2009

keywords III

Bizarre shit that people typed in the search engine and fucking ended up in my blog instead…

1. Cat torture / Torture cat / How to torture cat – When you’re out of idea on how to be evil, why not try the search engine? Goddamn psychos. I guess they’re here because of this entry I wrote 3 years ago… (which is one of my highest hit / most read post to date)

2. dick in tamil – The best way of finding out how to say dick in Tamil is to ask your Indian friends… what a chode. (the word’s ‘koteh’ ‘kunji’ by the way)

3. bersetubuh dengan adik – The least reassuring thing in 2009 so far, was to learn that my blog’s attracting some incestuous pedophile… albeit not on intentional purpose.

4. durian as eraser – I don’t even know what this means…

5. pregnant girl with clippered hair – Now how did this end up in my fucking blog?? What’s “clippered”??

6. what does pundek means / what is pundek – One of the top searches. Apparently, some people are still living under a rock. (for the record: pundek is a type of animal that purrs)

7. tek tek perempuan – I reckon he (or she) didn’t have a good source of porn… Notice how direct his search string is… Must be a kid.

8. women ovary fucking – Kiddy search again. Kids, you don’t insert your junk into the ovary! You insert it in the armpit and vellicate (guys, shhh)

9. neighbor fuck mommy – Another kiddy search. When you see mommy getting boned by your uncle neighbor, you don’t Google! You call your DADDY!

10. yung girl pey for hand job in a car – This guy don’t even fucking know how to spell (and the strange thing was, he ended up in my blog… this is sad)

I feel sick already.

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9 Comments to “keywords III”

  1. LX says:

    Mike

    I guess you should start blogging on porn or host a porn website for call girls and picture viewing.

    I am sure you will be the next millionaire in line to enter malaysia top 40 in a year and world 500 in 5 years time.

  2. NoktahHitam says:

    LoL!

    My favorite, “Durian as eraser”. What the hell? Who’d give such idea? Durian is not only best to consume, but also torture cat. LoL.

  3. dy says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  4. cLiu says:

    eaukk….why those people who search for those word will end up in your blog?
    Problem with the reader? Or problem with the blogger?
    hmmm…..=P

  5. J says:

    hahahaha siu sei me XDXD

  6. sweewon says:

    LOL at #9, couldn’t stop laughing.

    I think you just have the F word one time too many. Does Regine know her daddy has a blog? Tsk.

  7. Stephanie says:

    Hahahahaa all these explain ur blog =P

  8. Joe says:

    “2. dick in tamil – The best way of finding out how to say dick in Tamil is to ask your Indian friends… what a chode. (the word’s ‘koteh’ by the way)”

    errr mike, fyi, koteh = balls (scrotum). Kunji is correct term for dick. :D

  9. michaelooi says:

    Thanks Joe ahahhah looks like I’ve mistaken a dick for a nutsack…

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