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January 2, 2008

‘review my site, michael’

How bout me clobbering some retards as my first post on a spanking brand new year? Sounds like a good idea.

Here you go, people. (received this a few days ago)

from: HeartBeat Admin []
date: Dec 31, 2007 3:57 AM
subject: Review on

Hi, I’m Vincent from A website that providing personalized gifts online in Malaysia.

I just visited your website & I found it is interesting and informatic.

May I know could you help me to write a review on my

As a return, I would be very happy to present you a personalized mug from our website. We can print your own photo on the mug.

Looking forward in hearing from you.
Thanks. ^_^


012-647 9294

Ohhh [squeal]! He finds my site ‘informatic’ and I have every reason to be thrilled about it.

I fucking hate spammers.

from: Michael Ooi
to: HeartBeat Admin [],
date: Dec 31, 2007 6:19 PM
subject: Re: Review on

dear vincent
your site looks like a cheap ass porn site without porn.


There. Feel free to visit Vincent’s site and tell me if my review’s accurate or what.

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