October 21, 2008

the perils of blogging – friends finding out (3)

This is the continuation of the second part.

I actually didn’t lose my shit in the last reply. I was just fed up with Darth Apeshit trying to be emo and stuff, which in my opinion, was bordering the gay territory and being a drag. So I said what had to be said.

Anyway, I didn’t see any mail from him for the next 1 day, which I thought he probably had sulked enough or committed suicide. But he was very much alive. Check out his reply and the correspondence that followed after the jump…

from: Darth Apeshit
to: Michael Ooi
date: Fri, Jan 25, 2008 at 6:12 PM
subject: Re: What “friends” are for?

Its you the one don’t understand. There are things we look back and there are things we leave behind.

You still think the purpose of this email is to get you boycott from the rest. It is not in the agenda.

Its you that slander me, so don’t try to make me look bad instead.

Please don’t even pretend you know me and don’t feel sorry cos’ I never need it.

He probably didn’t know what ‘slander’ means…
Anyway, it wasn’t an apology that he wanted. So, what did he want then? No freaking idea. It’s ominously suggesting that he wanted something kinky, but I tried not to think too much about it. My reply:

from: Michael Ooi
to: Darth Apeshit
date: Fri, Jan 25, 2008
subject: Re: What “friends” are for?

Whatever you say man. I hope you’re done pissing yourself off by the time you come back to Penang. Just call us when you’re back. There’s nothing beer can’t fix.

I thought that was it, you know, I finally manage to get him to cool down and move on. But he replied again.

from: Darth Apeshit
to: Michael Ooi
date: Fri, Jan 25, 2008
subject: Re: What “friends” are for?

We could have a drink anytime but I can still buy it. Please get “facts” right, I’m not pissing myself.

Look at yourself when you pissing yourself.

So he said he ‘wasn’t pissed’… right. So, either he must have missed my point completely, or I must have sent the wrong message. I guessed the former. But I decided to put a lighter tone to my reply, just so that we could end the thing soon… but not without some thinly veiled sarcasm…

from: Michael Ooi
to: Darth Apeshit
date: Fri, Jan 25, 2008
subject: Re: What “friends” are for?

Errrr, Darth, “pissing yourself” here means, getting angry ler. It’s a slang.

I’m definitely not the one “pissing myself” as per your claim because you’re the one who’s having concern here. hahaha huahahuah

Anyway, I’m glad you don’t harbor any hard feelings for everything. It takes a real man to do that… and I deserve to finish half a glass of beer for that.

On the other hand, I’ll also take this as a lesson learned – I’ll definitely ask for your permission the next time I intend to write about stupid things you did as a kid. (kidding).

Cheers

Of course, that wasn’t the end of it yet. After this, he’d attempt to bend the facts… you know, disputing about the veracity of the articles I have written about him… which was funny, because I could remember them all clearly…

the best part has yet to come… to be continued.

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