So now you know that Elliot’s leaving, and he’d have left a small void that needs to be filled. That’s why I’m telling you guys that Company X is hiring. And I’m extending this out here to those who wants an opportunity to work with great individuals like me… (woo hoo)
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Now, if you’re not already turned off by the distasteful idea and is still reading this, good. You should check out the requirements for the job here…
Requirements:
- Diploma or Degree in Electrical/Electronics Engineering.
- average IQ or above (eg. be able to differentiate between fish n’ chips and chicken chop)
- acceptable command of English (strong command of English will be an advantage)
- if you like or somehow look like Jay Chou, you will not be shortlisted even if you meet all the requirements (alright, I was just fucking with you guys. Jay Chou lovers are welcomed, of course)
- job’s for associate/junior engineer, we don’t really give a crap if you have experience. In fact, fresh grads are encouraged to apply. That’s because we plan to brainwash you into a working class zombie.
- Must be a Penang resident, or willing to be relocated to Penang… because Company X is in Penang you numbnut (to be exact, it’s at the mainland).
Job descriptions:
- working in the lab 9 hours a day, performing investigations on various electronic product failures.
- possibly underpaid (most likely average), no windows, cold air con.
- benefits: dental plan, insurance, car installment subsidy, all the standard crap
- benefits: opportunity to work with a multinational company and me (that’s the only awesome thing, really)
- benefits: you can ask for overtime if you’re running tight on moolah.
- no ugly chicks or gay dudes in the lab. In fact, there’s hardly anyone in the lab. Just you and tonnes of privacy (and work).
- independent job, nobody’s around to give you a hard time (except me when I’m in the foul mood. But usually I’m alright.)
- plenty of stuff to learn.
- good job security.
There. The difference between this job and those that you read from the hiring agency is – the one listed here is non-sugar coated and is down to earth frank. What you see above, is pretty much what you’re gonna get. So, if this is your cup of tea and you’re up to the challenge (hey, what’s life without a bit of challenge? don’t be a pussy), please have your resume sent to my email below:
I will then forward your resume to the hiring manager and have him send you the details for an interview if you meet the requirements (fyi, I’m not the one interviewing so, relax). The hiring window will open for only limited time so, you should make up your mind pronto.
If you know of anyone who might be interested, have him/her send in the resume as well.
i wanted to leave my company so much but the job you posted is not suitable for me
do you need a secretary or PA? lol
I think ammah the janitor’s hiring… you interested?
Mike,
I am thinking of come back to Penang. Ask your boss if I can try?
i don’t want T__T i want sexytary only
any openings for seniour level engineer? tired of being junior level but no promotion… T_T
senior** engineer not senile engineer too, thanks.
If you were called for an interview, would it be held at Penang?
2Damage – Keep in contact dude.
J – Ok, maybe you can send in a video of yourself giving a pseudo lap dance. Do it as dirty as possible. I’ll review the video and let you know my thoughts…
hikazew – I’m the senior there and I needed more people to bully. So, it’s only junior. Sorry.
hero – The workplace is in Penang. The job’s based in Penang. The hiring manager’s in Penang. The guy who posted this blog is from Penang. Where else do you reckon that the interview should be held?
Hahah! Hey, I’m actually curious on how working with you will be like. Too bad I have diverted a little from this field (and I’m still studying) and my friends are happily employed (else I’d get info from them)…
working with me is like straining a big piece of turd out of your rectum – the pressure’s almost unbearable, but the feeling’s damn fucking good…
“The workplace is in Penang. The job’s based in Penang. The hiring manager’s in Penang. The guy who posted this blog is from Penang. Where else do you reckon that the interview should be held?”
This reply is so funny.. There’s an indirect meaning in it..
Is it me or are some of the questions here sound pretty silly and defies the obvious?
It might be me, but I doubt it. Good luck finding another engineer, let’s hope it’s not another Elliot.
what about an IT grad (UM) with CCNA that would ask you why a word doc cant be saved as *? or failed to map a network drive after being shown >4 times? think twice if you want to hire a freshie..
62%maybe – That’s why an interview is needed… duhhh.