In the cafeteria,

Me : “Dollah, I nak tanya you satu sensitive punya soalan.”
[translation: "Dollah, I would like to ask you a rather sensitive question"]

Dollah : **looks at me**

Me : “Bila you orang puasa, you boleh macam ini ke?” **stretches out both of my fists to the front and shakes my body violently**
[translation: "When you guys fast (in the month of Ramadhan), are you allowed to have sex?"]

Dollah : “Heheh, malam boleh, tapi siang tak boleh.”
[translation: "Heheh, only at night, but not the daytime."]

Me : “Goncang boleh?”
[translation: "What about jacking off?"]

Dollah : “Serupa juga.”
[translation: "Same restriction applies."]

Me : “Tapi orang pun biasanya kongkek dan goncang malam juga, kan? I rasa ini bukan masalah besar.”
[translation: "But people usually have sex and masturbate during nightime, right? I don't think this is a big problem at all."]

Dollah : “Sebenarnya, kalau nak kongkek siang, boleh juga. Tapi kena ‘denda’ balik puasa 3 bulan.”
[translation: "Actually, it's still permissible to have sex in the daytime. But one has to 'compensate' back with another 3 months' fast for the violation."]

Me : “Tapi kalau you kongkek diam diam, siapa tau?”
[translation: "But if you do it privately, nobody will find out, right?"]

Dollah : “Memanglah. Tapi ini diantara you dengan you punya Tuhan… you sendiri yang tau lah.”
[translation: "Of course. But this is between you and your God, so you know it yourself."]

Me : “Oh, macam steady steady lah?”
[translation: "Oh, it's like being a sport is it?"]

Dollah : “Ya.”
[translation: "Yes."]

Me : “Kalau macam ni, sudah kongkek sekali, kenalah kongkek siang tiap tiap hari… sekali atau seribu kali, you kena puasa balik 3 bulan juga, kan?”
[translation: "That means, if you violated it once, you might as well have sex in the daytime for the rest of the duration. Have it one time or a thousand times, you have to compensate the 3 months fast anyway, right?"]

Dollah didn’t answer me and moved on to chat with the other guys about how Anwar’s going to take over the world. I don’t know if it’s for real but, if it is, then that goes on to show that whoever that wrote the rulebook for fasting in the month of Ramadhan, actually took into account of a possible emergency situation when a Muslim brother needed to have sex urgently. Talk about being flexible.

So the next time you see a fellow Muslim friend fasting for 3 months, ask him… “Was it good?”