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	<description>only 62% evil</description>
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		<title>By: stephanie</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2008/09/16/paranoia/comment-page-1/#comment-13537</link>
		<dc:creator>stephanie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahahahahahahah! Your friend is funny too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahahahahahah! Your friend is funny too.</p>
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		<title>By: woof-woof</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2008/09/16/paranoia/comment-page-1/#comment-13530</link>
		<dc:creator>woof-woof</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!! Gosh.....this is the funniest story that Iv read...EVER!!! Thanks, dude. Love your prose and style! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!! Gosh&#8230;..this is the funniest story that Iv read&#8230;EVER!!! Thanks, dude. Love your prose and style! :)</p>
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		<title>By: sweewon</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2008/09/16/paranoia/comment-page-1/#comment-13410</link>
		<dc:creator>sweewon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Back in university, we were not allowed to use kettles, irons etc in the dorm. There was once they conducted a spot check and the security officer asked me, &quot;Ada guna kettle tak? Atau ironing?&quot;  What a dumbass tooo!. I told him straight in the face, &quot;Takde&quot; ...padahal the kettle was in my cupboard ... ...Shhh... (wth, I&#039;ve graduated anyway..).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back in university, we were not allowed to use kettles, irons etc in the dorm. There was once they conducted a spot check and the security officer asked me, &#8220;Ada guna kettle tak? Atau ironing?&#8221;  What a dumbass tooo!. I told him straight in the face, &#8220;Takde&#8221; &#8230;padahal the kettle was in my cupboard &#8230; &#8230;Shhh&#8230; (wth, I&#8217;ve graduated anyway..).</p>
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		<title>By: michaelooi</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2008/09/16/paranoia/comment-page-1/#comment-13405</link>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Been to Heathrow a few years back. The place&#039;s like KL Puduraya station and the officers were rude. Not surprised with the boner you mentioned, kind of goes very well with their theme.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Been to Heathrow a few years back. The place&#8217;s like KL Puduraya station and the officers were rude. Not surprised with the boner you mentioned, kind of goes very well with their theme.</p>
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		<title>By: Ah J</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ah J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 04:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>rofl</description>
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		<title>By: toothy tile</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2008/09/16/paranoia/comment-page-1/#comment-13403</link>
		<dc:creator>toothy tile</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 04:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it&#039;s not much worse than Heathrow airport.

they thought my £5 Whittard tea was a liquor and even when the officer told the scanner lady that it was just a tea, that bloody douchebag refused to let us go.

it was hard trying to abstain myself from the urge to strangle her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it&#8217;s not much worse than Heathrow airport.</p>
<p>they thought my £5 Whittard tea was a liquor and even when the officer told the scanner lady that it was just a tea, that bloody douchebag refused to let us go.</p>
<p>it was hard trying to abstain myself from the urge to strangle her.</p>
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		<title>By: michaelooi</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2008/09/16/paranoia/comment-page-1/#comment-13402</link>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sunny side up - It&#039;s actually real lah

maemee - It happened at an Indian airport ler...

sweewon - Yeah. I feel that the customs (worldwide) tend to ask a lot of stupid questions. I was once asked by a US custom officer at an airport - &quot;Are you carrying any weapons, bombs or any unidentified package?&quot;. If I&#039;m a really terrorist with malicious intent, would I actually tell him? What a dumbass.

toothless - No idea. Never been to India. Always wanted to go to India, lots of photographic opportunities there. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sunny side up &#8211; It&#8217;s actually real lah</p>
<p>maemee &#8211; It happened at an Indian airport ler&#8230;</p>
<p>sweewon &#8211; Yeah. I feel that the customs (worldwide) tend to ask a lot of stupid questions. I was once asked by a US custom officer at an airport &#8211; &#8220;Are you carrying any weapons, bombs or any unidentified package?&#8221;. If I&#8217;m a really terrorist with malicious intent, would I actually tell him? What a dumbass.</p>
<p>toothless &#8211; No idea. Never been to India. Always wanted to go to India, lots of photographic opportunities there.</p>
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		<title>By: toothless</title>
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		<dc:creator>toothless</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and u can bring large bottle of mineral water on board!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and u can bring large bottle of mineral water on board!!!</p>
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		<title>By: toothless</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2008/09/16/paranoia/comment-page-1/#comment-13400</link>
		<dc:creator>toothless</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that&#039;s india for u</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that&#8217;s india for u</p>
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		<title>By: sweewon</title>
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		<dc:creator>sweewon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*wipes off sweat* ... now I know what is the extreme.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*wipes off sweat* &#8230; now I know what is the extreme.</p>
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